1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Burt! This bloke won't haggle. Tell you what, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good... 2
IbanezJem Posted October 18, 2022 Author Posted October 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Tell you what, for free, terriers make lovely fish. I mean I could do that for you straight away. Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe through the back of its neck so it can breathe, bit of gold paint, make good... And, I shall give you £10,000 for the plans... 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And, I shall give you £10,000 for the plans... These are the very important secret documents I was telling you about. Svientitzi hobonwy kratov sveguminurdy. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: These are the very important secret documents I was telling you about. Svientitzi hobonwy kratov sveguminurdy. Aren't you going to say something about "Mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" 2
IbanezJem Posted October 18, 2022 Author Posted October 18, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Aren't you going to say something about "Mine aren't but the Big Cheese gets his at low tide tonight?" No, no! That's Von Bulow! He must go over here. 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no! That's Von Bulow! He must go over here. Well, we're already here, so let's go over there. Welcome back. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, we're already here, so let's go over there. Welcome back. But there is one cloud on the horizon. In this last year our Random Samples branch has not succeeded in putting one thing on top of another! 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: But there is one cloud on the horizon. In this last year our Random Samples branch has not succeeded in putting one thing on top of another! Nought. So, I do feel we ought to give Video Vertigo their own series. 2
IbanezJem Posted October 18, 2022 Author Posted October 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Nought. So, I do feel we ought to give Video Vertigo their own series. No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 1 minute ago, IbanezJem said: No. You've not been properly trained. I demand another assistant. We've had a ...basic medical training. 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We've had a ...basic medical training. Ah no, it's not I who was injured it's my friend. 2
IbanezJem Posted October 18, 2022 Author Posted October 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah no, it's not I who was injured it's my friend. And now back to 'University of the Air', and our series for advanced medical students, 'Elements of Surgical Homeopathic Practice'. 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And now back to 'University of the Air', and our series for advanced medical students, 'Elements of Surgical Homeopathic Practice'. Good evening. Last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... 2
IbanezJem Posted October 18, 2022 Author Posted October 18, 2022 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Good evening. Last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we're going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body... We were out strolling across a fiord one day when one of the local matadors came out of his tree house and flung a load of old scimitars and guillotines out that he'd got cluttering up his wine cellar and apparently rather a large proportion of them landed on my wife causing her to snuff it without much more ado. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: We were out strolling across a fiord one day when one of the local matadors came out of his tree house and flung a load of old scimitars and guillotines out that he'd got cluttering up his wine cellar and apparently rather a large proportion of them landed on my wife causing her to snuff it without much more ado. I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! 2
IbanezJem Posted October 18, 2022 Author Posted October 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Well - well, we must see him. We have brought presents. 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 18, 2022 Posted October 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well - well, we must see him. We have brought presents. Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 2112! 2
IbanezJem Posted October 18, 2022 Author Posted October 18, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 2112! He's in one of his bleeding moods. 'The bourgeoisie this is the bourgeoisie that' - he's like a little child sometimes. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 19, 2022 Posted October 19, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He's in one of his bleeding moods. 'The bourgeoisie this is the bourgeoisie that' - he's like a little child sometimes. You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes... 2
IbanezJem Posted October 19, 2022 Author Posted October 19, 2022 8 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes... There just aren't enough rich people left to interview. 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 19, 2022 Posted October 19, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: There just aren't enough rich people left to interview. There now follows an appeal on behalf of extremely rich people who have absolutely nothing wrong with them. 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 19, 2022 Posted October 19, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: There now follows an appeal on behalf of extremely rich people who have absolutely nothing wrong with them. You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir. 2
IbanezJem Posted October 19, 2022 Author Posted October 19, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir. But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk! 2
blackhawkrush Posted October 19, 2022 Posted October 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk! Oh, well, I'm not very talkative today. It's a form of defensive response to intense interrogative stimuli. 2
IbanezJem Posted October 19, 2022 Author Posted October 19, 2022 44 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, well, I'm not very talkative today. It's a form of defensive response to intense interrogative stimuli. I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. 2
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