You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[IbanezJem]

58 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Don't do it Parky!

I - I'll be all right, sir. Oh, there's just... one other thing, sir. blackhawk, give him the cheque.

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I - I'll be all right, sir. Oh, there's just... one other thing, sir. blackhawk, give him the cheque.

Eh? D...d...don't you want to haggle?    

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Eh? D...d...don't you want to haggle?    

 

We can guarantee you that not a single armored division will get done over for fifteen bob a week.

[IbanezJem]

10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

We can guarantee you that not a single armored division will get done over for fifteen bob a week.

Yes, that's right. I saw your advert in the blassified ads. 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, that's right. I saw your advert in the blassified ads. 

Thank you, Mr. Customer Man.     Which was the word you wanted checking?  

[IbanezJem]

34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Thank you, Mr. Customer Man.     Which was the word you wanted checking?  

Idiom, sir? 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Idiom, sir? 

      Third person plural, present indicative. 

[IbanezJem]

19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

      Third person plural, present indicative. 

I think he's talking about taxation. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I think he's talking about taxation. 

But all decisions have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...      

[IbanezJem]

5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

But all decisions have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...      

M'lud, and my other lud, the prosecution will endeavour to show m'lud, that m'lud - ah, not you m'lud, that m'lud, m'lud, while passing sentence at Video Vertigo blotted his copy book. Call exhibit YYZ.  

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

M'lud, and my other lud, the prosecution will endeavour to show m'lud, that m'lud - ah, not you m'lud, that m'lud, m'lud, while passing sentence at Video Vertigo blotted his copy book. Call exhibit YYZ.  

The Police is the winner.    The Porice is the linnel.  Oh yes, man, The Police's won de big prize.  

[IbanezJem]

12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

The Police is the winner.    The Porice is the linnel.  Oh yes, man, The Police's won de big prize.  

Well, Mr Sumner's on the phone at the moment, but I'm sure he won't mind if you go on in. Through here. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, Mr Sumner's on the phone at the moment, but I'm sure he won't mind if you go on in. Through here. 

It's a success. But Simon must make sure.      

[IbanezJem]

32 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

It's a success. But Simon must make sure.      

Er, well, Mr Anchovy, I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Er, well, Mr Anchovy, I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. 

 

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. He just sits there.

[blackhawkrush]

5 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. He just sits there.

The Liberal Party candidate, darling.    

[IbanezJem]

9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

The Liberal Party candidate, darling.    

Sh! Mr Phipps, what is your attitude toward censorship in a public library? 

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Sh! Mr Phipps, what is your attitude toward censorship in a public library? 

'Naughty Nora'    'Devon and Cornwall'  

[IbanezJem]

6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

'Naughty Nora'    'Devon and Cornwall'  

Oh Robert, you remember Acapulco in the Springtime? 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh Robert, you remember Acapulco in the Springtime? 

No, it's not really our line, sir.     

[IbanezJem]

35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

No, it's not really our line, sir.     

In this graph, this column represents 23% of the population. This column represents 28% of the population, and this column represents 43% of the population. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

In this graph, this column represents 23% of the population. This column represents 28% of the population, and this column represents 43% of the population. 

 

What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, okay, meeting adjourned forever.

[IbanezJem]

6 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, okay, meeting adjourned forever.

I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, he's a bit on edge. He hasn't slept since 1945. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, he's a bit on edge. He hasn't slept since 1945. 

 

I ought to have told you that Mr. Ibanez does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I ought to have told you that Mr. Ibanez does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.

      Well, shouldn't he just stay in hospital?