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58 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Don't do it Parky! :wagfinger:

I - I'll be all right, sir. Oh, there's just... one other thing, sir. blackhawk, give him the cheque.

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I - I'll be all right, sir. Oh, there's just... one other thing, sir. blackhawk, give him the cheque.

Eh? D...d...don't you want to haggle?  :unsure:  

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Posted
2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Eh? D...d...don't you want to haggle?  :unsure:  

 

We can guarantee you that not a single armored division will get done over for fifteen bob a week. :blast:

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Posted
10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

We can guarantee you that not a single armored division will get done over for fifteen bob a week. :blast:

Yes, that's right. I saw your advert in the blassified ads. :wub:

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Posted
4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes, that's right. I saw your advert in the blassified ads. :wub:

Thank you, Mr. Customer Man.  :fistbump:   Which was the word you wanted checking?  

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Posted
34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Thank you, Mr. Customer Man.  :fistbump:   Which was the word you wanted checking?  

Idiom, sir? :huh:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Idiom, sir? :huh:

   :no:   Third person plural, present indicative. 

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Posted
19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :no:   Third person plural, present indicative. 

I think he's talking about taxation. :biggrin:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I think he's talking about taxation. :biggrin:

But all decisions have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... :no:  :unsure: :yes:  

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Posted
5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

But all decisions have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... :no:  :unsure: :yes:  

M'lud, and my other lud, the prosecution will endeavour to show m'lud, that m'lud - ah, not you m'lud, that m'lud, m'lud, while passing sentence at Video Vertigo blotted his copy book. Call exhibit YYZ.  :mellow:

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

M'lud, and my other lud, the prosecution will endeavour to show m'lud, that m'lud - ah, not you m'lud, that m'lud, m'lud, while passing sentence at Video Vertigo blotted his copy book. Call exhibit YYZ.  :mellow:

The Police is the winner. :banghead:   The Porice is the linnel. :moon: Oh yes, man, The Police's won de big prize.  :angry:

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12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

The Police is the winner. :banghead:   The Porice is the linnel. :moon: Oh yes, man, The Police's won de big prize.  :angry:

Well, Mr Sumner's on the phone at the moment, but I'm sure he won't mind if you go on in. Through here. :blast:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, Mr Sumner's on the phone at the moment, but I'm sure he won't mind if you go on in. Through here. :blast:

It's a success. But Simon must make sure.  :blast:  :musik19:  

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Posted
32 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

It's a success. But Simon must make sure.  :blast:  :musik19:  

Er, well, Mr Anchovy, I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :laugh:

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Posted
1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Er, well, Mr Anchovy, I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :laugh:

 

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. He just sits there. :cat:

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Posted
5 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn, all day and every day. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. He just sits there. :cat:

The Liberal Party candidate, darling.  :old:  

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Posted
9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

The Liberal Party candidate, darling.  :old:  

Sh! Mr Phipps, what is your attitude toward censorship in a public library? :scared:

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Posted
4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Sh! Mr Phipps, what is your attitude toward censorship in a public library? :scared:

'Naughty Nora'  :thumbsdown:  'Devon and Cornwall'  :thumbsup:

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Posted
6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

'Naughty Nora'  :thumbsdown:  'Devon and Cornwall'  :thumbsup:

Oh Robert, you remember Acapulco in the Springtime? :puke:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh Robert, you remember Acapulco in the Springtime? :puke:

No, it's not really our line, sir.   :hockey1:  

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Posted
35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

No, it's not really our line, sir.   :hockey1:  

In this graph, this column represents 23% of the population. This column represents 28% of the population, and this column represents 43% of the population. :goodone:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

In this graph, this column represents 23% of the population. This column represents 28% of the population, and this column represents 43% of the population. :goodone:

 

What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, okay, meeting adjourned forever. :comp:

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Posted
6 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, okay, meeting adjourned forever. :comp:

I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, he's a bit on edge. He hasn't slept since 1945. :wacko:

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Posted
5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, he's a bit on edge. He hasn't slept since 1945. :wacko:

 

I ought to have told you that Mr. Ibanez does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right. :thumbsup:

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Posted
2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I ought to have told you that Mr. Ibanez does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right. :thumbsup:

   :eh:   Well, shouldn't he just stay in hospital? 

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