IbanezJem Posted October 8, 2022 Author Share Posted October 8, 2022 29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times. Could I speak to him please? It's the man from 'The Hay Wain'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Could I speak to him please? It's the man from 'The Hay Wain'. Well, where is he, George? He should have been here hours ago. He bloody should have been. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 8, 2022 Author Share Posted October 8, 2022 23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, where is he, George? He should have been here hours ago. He bloody should have been. There seems to have been an accident. Well, several accidents actually. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: There seems to have been an accident. Well, several accidents actually. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father, harry blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 9, 2022 Author Share Posted October 9, 2022 13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father, harry blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie. Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit. I meant, Simon, that uh, like a doughnut your arrival at the thread gives us pleasure and your departure merely makes us hungry for more. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I meant, Simon, that uh, like a doughnut your arrival at the thread gives us pleasure and your departure merely makes us hungry for more. Blackhawk, you are also like a stream of bat's piss. I merely meant that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Blackhawk, you are also like a stream of bat's piss. I merely meant that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. Oh it's a treat, it really is, 'cause otherwise those stone caves can be so grim. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 10, 2022 Author Share Posted October 10, 2022 21 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh it's a treat, it really is, 'cause otherwise those stone caves can be so grim. Well, there's only this room, the bedroom, a spare room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, there's only this room, the bedroom, a spare room. You can put in the sitting room if he's in the drawing room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 10, 2022 Author Share Posted October 10, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You can put in the sitting room if he's in the drawing room. Yes, we met in the Turkish bath yesterday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, we met in the Turkish bath yesterday. This smutty piece of was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This smutty piece of was used by the Turks to ram up each other's... Yes, yes...but have you any plans for dealing with the free-scoring Turkish forwards? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 10, 2022 Author Share Posted October 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, yes...but have you any plans for dealing with the free-scoring Turkish forwards? I'm going to lay down some sheep poison. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm going to lay down some sheep poison. And mind you don't get seduced. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 10, 2022 Author Share Posted October 10, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And mind you don't get seduced. I don't like darkies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I don't like darkies. Next week on 'Book at Bedtime', Jeremy Toogood will be reading Anna Sewell's 'Black Bu..Bue...Burton...Blakc Bottoon'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 10, 2022 Author Share Posted October 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Next week on 'Book at Bedtime', Jeremy Toogood will be reading Anna Sewell's 'Black Bu..Bue...Burton...Blakc Bottoon'. Yes. I thought we were here to discuss archaeology. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 17 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes. I thought we were here to discuss archaeology. No, you came here for an argument. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 20 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: No, you came here for an argument. Look, I came here to learn how to fly an aeroplane. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 11, 2022 Author Share Posted October 11, 2022 23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Look, I came here to learn how to fly an aeroplane. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going 'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 11 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going 'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting pting pting'. Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynecologist. And this week on "How To Do It" we're going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, and how to construct a box girder bridge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynecologist. And this week on "How To Do It" we're going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, and how to construct a box girder bridge. We knew that. Switch him off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 11, 2022 Author Share Posted October 11, 2022 36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We knew that. Switch him off. I preferred the dirty version. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I preferred the dirty version. Now...sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I done foreplay? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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