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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: Absolve all those you have excommunicated. Resign those powers you have arrogated. Renew the obedience you have violated.

Hang on, I'll get a piece of paper.   :bolt:

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17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Hang on, I'll get a piece of paper.   :bolt:

Here is a revised list. Women, children, Red Indians and spacemen. :facepalm:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Here is a revised list. Women, children, Red Indians and spacemen. :facepalm:

They shall find consolation. They shall have the earth for their possession. They shall be satisfied.  :angel:

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48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

They shall find consolation. They shall have the earth for their possession. They shall be satisfied.  :angel:

And after the spanking, the oral sex. :scared:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

And after the spanking, the oral sex. :scared:

What a stroke of luck. I settled down to a quick intermeal snack.  :drool:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

What a stroke of luck. I settled down to a quick intermeal snack.  :drool:

...and we'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled 'The Whizzo Quality Assortment.' :puke:

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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

...and we'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled 'The Whizzo Quality Assortment.' :puke:

 

I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab. :confused:

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16 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab. :confused:

Shut up! Go and practice.  :poke:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:rage: LEARNING THE PIANO??????????????????  :rage:

  :yes:   And, when he'd finished that, the living room.  

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4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:   And, when he'd finished that, the living room.  

 

4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:   And, when he'd finished that, the living room.  

Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?  :yes:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 

Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?  :yes:

Sit up.  :whipgirl:Sit up!   

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15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Sit up.  :whipgirl:Sit up!   

Oh, come on, Robert, or they'll have stoned him before we get there.

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, come on, Robert, or they'll have stoned him before we get there.

  :zzz:   I prefer to watch Palace nowadays.  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :zzz:   I prefer to watch Palace nowadays.  

My friend he say, 'Why must I say I am Palace fan from London when he lives in Stow and supports Spurs? :confused:'

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

My friend he say, 'Why must I say I am Palace fan from London when he lives in Stow and supports Spurs? :confused:'

There are more things in Heaven and Earth Simon, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.  :spacecraft:  

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4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

There are more things in Heaven and Earth Simon, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.  :spacecraft:  

 

Hello. Welcome to Heaven. Excuse me, could you just sign here, please, sir? :wave:

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44 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Hello. Welcome to Heaven. Excuse me, could you just sign here, please, sir? :wave:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house! :firedevil:

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Ooh I must be in the wrong house! :firedevil:

Come on in, you must be tired. It's a long way from Las Vegas, isn't it?   :ninja: 

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17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Come on in, you must be tired. It's a long way from Las Vegas, isn't it?   :ninja: 

 

Do come in. Come and have a drink. It's one of the little men from the village! :smile:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Do come in. Come and have a drink. It's one of the little men from the village! :smile:

Eleven foot six, damn you!  :moon:

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9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well, I'm only half an inch long. :eh:

Well at the moment, 73, you're crouching down inside a filing cabinet. :huh:

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1 hour ago, IbanezJem said:

Well at the moment, 73, you're crouching down inside a filing cabinet. :huh:

 

We were evicted from our filing cabinet. We had to go and live in a lake. :eh:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

We were evicted from our filing cabinet. We had to go and live in a lake. :eh:

Well, this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life, man.  :smoke:  

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