blackhawkrush Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Absolve all those you have excommunicated. Resign those powers you have arrogated. Renew the obedience you have violated. Hang on, I'll get a piece of paper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hang on, I'll get a piece of paper. Here is a revised list. Women, children, Red Indians and spacemen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Here is a revised list. Women, children, Red Indians and spacemen. They shall find consolation. They shall have the earth for their possession. They shall be satisfied. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: They shall find consolation. They shall have the earth for their possession. They shall be satisfied. And after the spanking, the oral sex. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And after the spanking, the oral sex. What a stroke of luck. I settled down to a quick intermeal snack. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: What a stroke of luck. I settled down to a quick intermeal snack. ...and we'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled 'The Whizzo Quality Assortment.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ...and we'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled 'The Whizzo Quality Assortment.' I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 16 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab. Shut up! Go and practice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Shut up! Go and practice. LEARNING THE PIANO?????????????????? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: LEARNING THE PIANO?????????????????? And, when he'd finished that, the living room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 29, 2022 Author Share Posted September 29, 2022 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: And, when he'd finished that, the living room. 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: And, when he'd finished that, the living room. Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want? Sit up. Sit up! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 30, 2022 Author Share Posted September 30, 2022 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Sit up. Sit up! Oh, come on, Robert, or they'll have stoned him before we get there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, come on, Robert, or they'll have stoned him before we get there. I prefer to watch Palace nowadays. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 30, 2022 Author Share Posted September 30, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I prefer to watch Palace nowadays. My friend he say, 'Why must I say I am Palace fan from London when he lives in Stow and supports Spurs? ' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: My friend he say, 'Why must I say I am Palace fan from London when he lives in Stow and supports Spurs? ' There are more things in Heaven and Earth Simon, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: There are more things in Heaven and Earth Simon, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Hello. Welcome to Heaven. Excuse me, could you just sign here, please, sir? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 30, 2022 Author Share Posted September 30, 2022 44 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Hello. Welcome to Heaven. Excuse me, could you just sign here, please, sir? Ooh I must be in the wrong house! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ooh I must be in the wrong house! Come on in, you must be tired. It's a long way from Las Vegas, isn't it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Come on in, you must be tired. It's a long way from Las Vegas, isn't it? Do come in. Come and have a drink. It's one of the little men from the village! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Do come in. Come and have a drink. It's one of the little men from the village! Eleven foot six, damn you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Eleven foot six, damn you! Well, I'm only half an inch long. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 1, 2022 Author Share Posted October 1, 2022 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, I'm only half an inch long. Well at the moment, 73, you're crouching down inside a filing cabinet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Well at the moment, 73, you're crouching down inside a filing cabinet. We were evicted from our filing cabinet. We had to go and live in a lake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We were evicted from our filing cabinet. We had to go and live in a lake. Well, this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life, man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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