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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Yes, please excuse my wife. She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica. :huh:

This is my wife Norah, er, Norah Jane, Norah Jane blackhawkrush. :hockey2:

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1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Is your uh, is your wife a sport, eh? She likes sport, eh? I bet she does, I bet she does! :d13:

I have just won a Kellogg's Corn Flake Competition. I got the ball in exactly the right place. :chickendance:

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:no: I've asked along a simply gorgeous little man I picked up outside the Odeon.

Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the thread tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton: 

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9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the thread tonight, Mr. Stools.  :16ton: 

Well why didn't it say on his form that he's a gorilla?:blink:

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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well why didn't it say on his form that he's a gorilla?:blink:

Yes, it's a hell :firedevil: of a nuisance all this damn paperwork, really it is. It's a real nightmare, :whipgirl:this damn paperwork. 

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Yes, it's a hell :firedevil: of a nuisance all this damn paperwork, really it is. It's a real nightmare, :whipgirl:this damn paperwork. 

Well look I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey. :wub:

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

You couldn't afford me, dear.  :cool:  

Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say? :confused:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say? :confused:

Somebody said 'mattress' to Mr. 73...twice!  :rose:

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4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

:yes: The beds here at TRF are warm and soft,  and very, very big. What is your name, handsome knight?

Cardinal Richelieu - sixteen stone of pure man. :cool:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Cardinal Richelieu - sixteen stone of pure man. :cool:

No, no, look, I'm not interested in any of that. I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive insurance on  :police:

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5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

No, no, look, I'm not interested in any of that. I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive insurance on  :police:

:thumbsup: Well I deal mainly with mortgage protection policies, but I also do certain types of life assurance.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:thumbsup: Well I deal mainly with mortgage protection policies, but I also do certain types of life assurance.

I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy.  :smile:  

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45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy.  :smile:  

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist? :huh:

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10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Haven't I seen him on the television...television doctor?   :smash:  

Mr blackhawk, as you know I am a leading Harley Street surgeon as seen on television. :nyanya:

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