IbanezJem Posted September 14, 2022 Author Share Posted September 14, 2022 24 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, she came at me with a banana!!! It's a Brazilian dagger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's a Brazilian dagger. Yes, she's an unpredictable sort. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, she's an unpredictable sort. Yes, please excuse my wife. She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, please excuse my wife. She may appear to be rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica. This is my wife Norah, er, Norah Jane, Norah Jane blackhawkrush. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This is my wife Norah, er, Norah Jane, Norah Jane blackhawkrush. Is your uh, is your wife a sport, eh? She likes sport, eh? I bet she does, I bet she does! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 14, 2022 Author Share Posted September 14, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Is your uh, is your wife a sport, eh? She likes sport, eh? I bet she does, I bet she does! I have just won a Kellogg's Corn Flake Competition. I got the ball in exactly the right place. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I have just won a Kellogg's Corn Flake Competition. I got the ball in exactly the right place. Oh Bevis, should we? Be gentle with me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 14, 2022 Author Share Posted September 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh Bevis, should we? Be gentle with me. I've asked along a simply gorgeous little man I picked up outside the Odeon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I've asked along a simply gorgeous little man I picked up outside the Odeon. Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the thread tonight, Mr. Stools. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 15, 2022 Author Share Posted September 15, 2022 9 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the thread tonight, Mr. Stools. Well why didn't it say on his form that he's a gorilla? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well why didn't it say on his form that he's a gorilla? Yes, it's a hell of a nuisance all this damn paperwork, really it is. It's a real nightmare, this damn paperwork. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 15, 2022 Author Share Posted September 15, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, it's a hell of a nuisance all this damn paperwork, really it is. It's a real nightmare, this damn paperwork. Well look I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well look I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey. You couldn't afford me, dear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 15, 2022 Author Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You couldn't afford me, dear. Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say? Somebody said 'mattress' to Mr. 73...twice! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Somebody said 'mattress' to Mr. 73...twice! The beds here at TRF are warm and soft, and very, very big. What is your name, handsome knight? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 15, 2022 Author Share Posted September 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: The beds here at TRF are warm and soft, and very, very big. What is your name, handsome knight? Cardinal Richelieu - sixteen stone of pure man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Cardinal Richelieu - sixteen stone of pure man. No, no, look, I'm not interested in any of that. I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive insurance on 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 15, 2022 Author Share Posted September 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no, look, I'm not interested in any of that. I just want to know what it would cost me to have a fully comprehensive insurance on Well I deal mainly with mortgage protection policies, but I also do certain types of life assurance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well I deal mainly with mortgage protection policies, but I also do certain types of life assurance. I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 15, 2022 Author Share Posted September 15, 2022 45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy. Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist? Can I just say that this is the first time I've been on television? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Can I just say that this is the first time I've been on television? Haven't I seen him on the television...television doctor? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted September 16, 2022 Author Share Posted September 16, 2022 10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Haven't I seen him on the television...television doctor? Mr blackhawk, as you know I am a leading Harley Street surgeon as seen on television. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Mr blackhawk, as you know I am a leading Harley Street surgeon as seen on television. Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was...too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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