You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[IbanezJem]

8 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

And I want his only daughter to look upon me as her old dad, in a very real and legally binding sense.  

 That was goose. He was a good, good, er, golfer, goose.

[blackhawkrush]

4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 That was goose. He was a good, good, er, golfer, goose.

A goose once bit my sister.    

[IbanezJem]

12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

A goose once bit my sister.    

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head! 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head! 

Forty-two-year-old Nelson Bedowes is keen on negligence and grievous bodily harm.     

[IbanezJem]

5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Forty-two-year-old Nelson Bedowes is keen on negligence and grievous bodily harm.     

Yes-I-can't-believe-it-I-thought-the-bloke-who'd done-that-was-put-inside-last-year. 

[blackhawkrush]

5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes-I-can't-believe-it-I-thought-the-bloke-who'd done-that-was-put-inside-last-year. 

     made his escape through 'Soft Toys'.  

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

     made his escape through 'Soft Toys'.  

Vivian is there, Vivian is coming through, Simon's in second place  and, no there's Oliver, he's not necessarily out of it. There goes Nigel, no he's lost something, and Gervaise running through to this final obstacle. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Vivian is there, Vivian is coming through, Simon's in second place  and, no there's Oliver, he's not necessarily out of it. There goes Nigel, no he's lost something, and Gervaise running through to this final obstacle. 

On BBC2, Joan Bakewell will be talking to Michael Dean about what makes exciting television. And now back to the  

[IbanezJem]

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

On BBC2, Joan Bakewell will be talking to Michael Dean about what makes exciting television. And now back to the  

Okey doke chief. Er, Tex get the longest BBC rope, and bring it here pronto. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Okey doke chief. Er, Tex get the longest BBC rope, and bring it here pronto. 

      No-time Toulouse. The story of the wild and lawless days of the post-Impressionists. 

[IbanezJem]

4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

      No-time Toulouse. The story of the wild and lawless days of the post-Impressionists. 

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. 

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6 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. 

 

No chance, English bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and call your daughter an unrequested silly thing.

[IbanezJem]

9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

No chance, English bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and call your daughter an unrequested silly thing.

It's Ghastly Spotty Cross-Eyed's birthday and she's having a disembowelling party for a few friends. The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

It's Ghastly Spotty Cross-Eyed's birthday and she's having a disembowelling party for a few friends. The Nauseas will be there, and Doug and Janice Mucus, and the Rectums from Swanage. 

The full Renaissance bit, really. Super, super. 

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19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

The full Renaissance bit, really. Super, super. 

 

Now can you please tell me, what in God's name possessed you to paint the Last Supper with THREE CHRISTS IN IT?

[IbanezJem]

21 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Now can you please tell me, what in God's name possessed you to paint the Last Supper with THREE CHRISTS IN IT?

Was he that tall man with that very big... ? 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Was he that tall man with that very big... ? 

I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again.    

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42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again.    

 

Well, we did do the nose. And the hat. But he is a witch!

[IbanezJem]

53 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Well, we did do the nose. And the hat. But he is a witch!

Well there is a considerable financial advantage in using the services of El Mystico. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well there is a considerable financial advantage in using the services of El Mystico. 

A small, greasy Spaniard.    

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

A small, greasy Spaniard.    

 

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten weed!

[IbanezJem]

15 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

You wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten weed!

Uh-oh, Charlie Gardener's fallen for that old trick. The Queen has put him in a heap of trouble! 

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1 minute ago, IbanezJem said:

Uh-oh, Charlie Gardener's fallen for that old trick. The Queen has put him in a heap of trouble! 

 

This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this evening, as we have been told that Her Majesty the Queen will be logging onto TRF and viewing part of this thread tonight.

[IbanezJem]

8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this evening, as we have been told that Her Majesty the Queen will be logging onto TRF and viewing part of this thread tonight.

Dump her in the Thames. 

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12 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this evening, as we have been told that Her Majesty the Queen will be logging onto TRF and viewing part of this thread tonight.

 

4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Dump her in the Thames. 

 

No, I've got to go on to Buckingham Palace, they've lost nine today.