You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

 

No, I've got to go on to Buckingham Palace, they've lost nine today. 

Ludovic Grayson, who scored all six goals in Arsenal's postponed game against PSV Eindhoven.    

[IbanezJem]

52 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ludovic Grayson, who scored all six goals in Arsenal's postponed game against PSV Eindhoven.    

I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of Arsenal every evening. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of Arsenal every evening. 

Well, the replay will start tomorrow at 7:30 a.m.    

[IbanezJem]

11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, the replay will start tomorrow at 7:30 a.m.    

And here is the manager. Here is where he lived.  And this is where Arsene Wenger lived who refused to speak to us. So did Josh Kroenke who lived here... and Stan Kroenke... and of course The Emirates... 

Edited September 12, 2022 by IbanezJem

[blackhawkrush]

6 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

And here is the manager. Here is where he lived.  And this is where Arsene Wenger lived who refused to speak to us. So did Josh Kroenke who lived here... and Stan Kroenke... and of course The Emirates... 

So, it's 72 match points to Tottenham now.    

[IbanezJem]

11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

So, it's 72 match points to Tottenham now.    

Oh yes, well we're fairly confident, Robert. 

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh yes, well we're fairly confident, Robert. 

Mash the dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.    

[IbanezJem]

58 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Mash the dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.    

We're going to kidnap Odegaard's wife, take her back, issue demands. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

We're going to kidnap Odegaard's wife, take her back, issue demands. 

      Come on then love, drop 'em.  

[IbanezJem]

19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

      Come on then love, drop 'em.  

We now come on to a consideration of the more sophisticated transitive mode of japing, in which as we'll observe, the operator or inceptor remains totally unaware of the humorous implications of his action. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

We now come on to a consideration of the more sophisticated transitive mode of japing, in which as we'll observe, the operator or inceptor remains totally unaware of the humorous implications of his action. 

Ooooooh! I've wet 'em.    

[IbanezJem]

9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ooooooh! I've wet 'em.    

Most of these cases are pretty unpleasant. Nurse...

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Most of these cases are pretty unpleasant. Nurse...

She's gorn off, because Mansfield said 'tin' to her.   

[IbanezJem]

14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

She's gorn off, because Mansfield said 'tin' to her.   

Oh, you bleeding pig, you started it. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, you bleeding pig, you started it. 

And here is the final score: Pigs 9 British Bipeds 4     

[IbanezJem]

23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And here is the final score: Pigs 9 British Bipeds 4     

And finally, in the Disgusting Objects International at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron. 

[blackhawkrush]

2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

And finally, in the Disgusting Objects International at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron. 

Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something 'cause they have a hell of a time.     

[IbanezJem]

42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something 'cause they have a hell of a time.     

 We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day.

[blackhawkrush]

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day.

Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros?  

[IbanezJem]

42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros?  

 Look! We can't afford it! The BBC are short of money as it is.

[blackhawkrush]

6 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 Look! We can't afford it! The BBC are short of money as it is.

'Ang about, we may still get in this show as a link.    

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

'Ang about, we may still get in this show as a link.    

 

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Fox of the TRF Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad.

[blackhawkrush]

5 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Fox of the TRF Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad.

Can you raise any part of your body, Mr. Fox 73?    I see...well, we'll ban that. 

[IbanezJem]

6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Can you raise any part of your body, Mr. Fox 73?    I see...well, we'll ban that. 

The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires. 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

58 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires. 

 

Well, she came at me with a banana!!!