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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

 

No, I've got to go on to Buckingham Palace, they've lost nine today.  :eh:

Ludovic Grayson, who scored all six goals in Arsenal's postponed game against PSV Eindhoven.  :facepalm:  

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Posted
52 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ludovic Grayson, who scored all six goals in Arsenal's postponed game against PSV Eindhoven.  :facepalm:  

I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of Arsenal every evening. :no::no::no:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I mean Joe Public doesn't want to sit down and watch three hours of Arsenal every evening. :no::no::no:

Well, the replay will start tomorrow at 7:30 a.m.  :tongue:  

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11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, the replay will start tomorrow at 7:30 a.m.  :tongue:  

And here is the manager. :blast:Here is where he lived. :blast: And this is where Arsene Wenger lived who refused to speak to us. :blast:So did Josh Kroenke who lived here... :blast:and Stan Kroenke... and of course The Emirates... :blast:

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6 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

And here is the manager. :blast:Here is where he lived. :blast: And this is where Arsene Wenger lived who refused to speak to us. :blast:So did Josh Kroenke who lived here... :blast:and Stan Kroenke... and of course The Emirates... :blast:

So, it's 72 match points to Tottenham now.  :popcorn:  

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11 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

So, it's 72 match points to Tottenham now.  :popcorn:  

Oh yes, well we're fairly confident, Robert. :scared:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh yes, well we're fairly confident, Robert. :scared:

Mash the dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.  :pirate:  

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58 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Mash the dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts.  :pirate:  

We're going to kidnap Odegaard's wife, take her back, issue demands. :ninja:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

We're going to kidnap Odegaard's wife, take her back, issue demands. :ninja:

   :yes:   Come on then love, drop 'em.  

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19 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :yes:   Come on then love, drop 'em.  

We now come on to a consideration of the more sophisticated transitive mode of japing, in which as we'll observe, the operator or inceptor remains totally unaware of the humorous implications of his action. :doh:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

We now come on to a consideration of the more sophisticated transitive mode of japing, in which as we'll observe, the operator or inceptor remains totally unaware of the humorous implications of his action. :doh:

Ooooooh! I've wet 'em.  :confused:  

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Posted
9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ooooooh! I've wet 'em.  :confused:  

Most of these cases are pretty unpleasant. :puke:Nurse...

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Most of these cases are pretty unpleasant. :puke:Nurse...

She's gorn off, because Mansfield said 'tin' to her.  :bitchslap: 

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14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

She's gorn off, because Mansfield said 'tin' to her.  :bitchslap: 

Oh, you bleeding pig, you started it. :shakehead:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh, you bleeding pig, you started it. :shakehead:

And here is the final score: Pigs 9 British Bipeds 4   :banghead:  

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23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

And here is the final score: Pigs 9 British Bipeds 4   :banghead:  

And finally, in the Disgusting Objects International at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron. :wub:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

And finally, in the Disgusting Objects International at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron. :wub:

Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something 'cause they have a hell of a time.  :rose:   

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42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something 'cause they have a hell of a time.  :rose:   

:yes: We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day.

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day.

Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros?  :tongue:

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42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros?  :tongue:

:no: Look! We can't afford it! The BBC are short of money as it is.

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Posted
6 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:no: Look! We can't afford it! The BBC are short of money as it is.

'Ang about, we may still get in this show as a link.  :gumby:  

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Posted
2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

'Ang about, we may still get in this show as a link.  :gumby:  

 

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Fox of the TRF Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad. :cool:

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5 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Fox of the TRF Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad. :cool:

Can you raise any part of your body, Mr. Fox 73?  :blush:  I see...well, we'll ban that. 

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6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Can you raise any part of your body, Mr. Fox 73?  :blush:  I see...well, we'll ban that. 

The enraged pantomime royal person is poised for the kill. She raises her harpoon and fires. :thumbsup:

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