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56 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

It was just the electric blanket switching off.  :confused:

My, isn`t it hot in here. :sundog:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

My, isn`t it hot in here. :sundog:

  :yes:   The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:   The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land. 

To boost the British economy I'd tax all foreigners living abroad. :pirate:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

To boost the British economy I'd tax all foreigners living abroad. :pirate:

Ah, I have only a fifty. Do you have change?  :unsure:

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Posted
2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ah, I have only a fifty. Do you have change?  :unsure:

:no: Oh give to me a shillin' for some fags and I'll pay yet back on Thursday, but if you can wait till Saturday I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society. 

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:no: Oh give to me a shillin' for some fags and I'll pay yet back on Thursday, but if you can wait till Saturday I'm expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society. 

You'd better cut down a little, then.  :blast: :smoke:

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On 9/24/2022 at 8:15 PM, blackhawkrush said:

You'd better cut down a little, then.  :blast: :smoke:

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :huh:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :huh:

You killed eight wedding guests in all.  :angry: 

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Posted
35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

You killed eight wedding guests in all.  :angry: 

Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses. :facepalm:

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Posted
20 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses. :facepalm:

Well, I do feel a bit peckish. :drool:

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Posted
2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, I do feel a bit peckish. :drool:

No, no, no. I'll take the other, the crab, tiger and... :donut:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

No, no, no. I'll take the other, the crab, tiger and... :donut:

...the randiest of the gastropods, the limpet.  :wub:

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Posted
1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

...the randiest of the gastropods, the limpet.  :wub:

Oh I know that. I'm a flying man, you know... oh yes... bally stupid mistake... :bolt:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh I know that. I'm a flying man, you know... oh yes... bally stupid mistake... :bolt:

  :wink:  Mr. Simon Sopwith, aren't you in fact a Train Spotter? 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :wink:  Mr. Simon Sopwith, aren't you in fact a Train Spotter? 

I'm too old for that sort of thing. I'm past my prime. :blush2:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I'm too old for that sort of thing. I'm past my prime. :blush2:

Surely Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the An-thro-po-lo-gi-cal Research Institute, an expert in... :hug2:  

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Posted
19 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Surely Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the An-thro-po-lo-gi-cal Research Institute, an expert in... :hug2:  

Kids helmets, helmets you get in toy shops, helmets you buy at Christmas. :wub:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Kids helmets, helmets you get in toy shops, helmets you buy at Christmas. :wub:

Watkins, are you a pacifist?   :confused:  

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Posted
43 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

Watkins, are you a pacifist?   :confused:  

Yes. Nasty business - got away with £23,000.:bolt:

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Posted
3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Yes. Nasty business - got away with £23,000.:bolt:

Aye, we'll be able to afford writing paper with our names on it. We'll be able to buy that extension to the toilet.  :thumbsup:

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Posted
2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Aye, we'll be able to afford writing paper with our names on it. We'll be able to buy that extension to the toilet.  :thumbsup:

So, on September 27th, 2022, the blackhawk Ibanez brothers had a really good wash. :sundog:

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Posted
18 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

So, on September 27th, 2022, the blackhawk Ibanez brothers had a really good wash. :sundog:

   :explode:   They are a lot more permissive on TRF these days than they used to be.  

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Posted
12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :explode:   They are a lot more permissive on TRF these days than they used to be.  

But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper and hopped into the Social Security office, but that doesn't mean that Pasteur was wrong! Look, I'll show you what I mean. :popcorn:

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Posted
2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper and hopped into the Social Security office, but that doesn't mean that Pasteur was wrong! Look, I'll show you what I mean. :popcorn:

"You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.  :moon:

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Posted
46 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

"You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.  :moon:

:yes: Absolve all those you have excommunicated. Resign those powers you have arrogated. Renew the obedience you have violated.

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