blackhawkrush Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. I'm afraid I don't see that at all. Could I have a straw? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 19, 2022 Author Share Posted October 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm afraid I don't see that at all. Could I have a straw? Every poster, in addition to getting a large fee, is entitled to three drinks at TRF or if the thread is over, seven drinks - unless he is an admin, in which case he can have seven drinks before he posts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Every poster, in addition to getting a large fee, is entitled to three drinks at TRF or if the thread is over, seven drinks - unless he is an admin, in which case he can have seven drinks before he posts. Oh, look at that. Bloody favoritism. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, look at that. Bloody favoritism. Antisemitism! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Antisemitism! I'm a Kite. A Yid. A Hebe. A hook-nose. I'm kosher. I'm a Red Sea pedestrian. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 19, 2022 Author Share Posted October 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm a Kite. A Yid. A Hebe. A hook-nose. I'm kosher. I'm a Red Sea pedestrian. Please do an operation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Please do an operation. Stapling machine, Mrs. Lifeson. Stapling machine, Mrs. Peart. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Stapling machine, Mrs. Lifeson. Stapling machine, Mrs. Peart. Now here's an interesting person. Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now here's an interesting person. Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza. Breathe in, out. In, out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Breathe in, out. In, out. Um, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 20, 2022 Author Share Posted October 20, 2022 12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Um, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg. Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 33 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Say, why don't I take the boxes off and Vanilla get up out of the trench? That's positive thinking for you! Blackhawk, you wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten weed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 20, 2022 Author Share Posted October 20, 2022 15 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: That's positive thinking for you! Blackhawk, you wouldn't have said a thing like that, would you? You five-foot-ten weed. I'm afraid Sir Blackhawk won't be catching the 10:15, Lady 73. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm afraid Sir Blackhawk won't be catching the 10:15, Lady 73. No, I feel much better. I was saved at the last minute. How? I'll tell you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 20, 2022 Author Share Posted October 20, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: No, I feel much better. I was saved at the last minute. How? I'll tell you. Ah, now you're beginning to talk in a roundabout way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Ah, now you're beginning to talk in a roundabout way. Good morning! Tell me, why did you say "good morning" when you know perfectly well that it's afternoon? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Good morning! Tell me, why did you say "good morning" when you know perfectly well that it's afternoon? What am I saying? Why am I sitting in this chair? Why am I on this thread? And what am I going to say next? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 20, 2022 Author Share Posted October 20, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What am I saying? Why am I sitting in this chair? Why am I on this thread? And what am I going to say next? Oh I see. So your next sentence will be only the ends of words again? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh I see. So your next sentence will be only the ends of words again? We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 20, 2022 Author Share Posted October 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us. For he's a jolly good fellow, For he's a jolly good fellow, For he's a jolly good fellow... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: For he's a jolly good fellow, For he's a jolly good fellow, For he's a jolly good fellow... Just a moment. The man before you is an impostor. I've been looking it up in my bath. Louis XIV died in 1717. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 20, 2022 Author Share Posted October 20, 2022 39 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Just a moment. The man before you is an impostor. I've been looking it up in my bath. Louis XIV died in 1717. No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. Oh. Sorry, yes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. Oh. Sorry, yes. Mr. Bartlett, do you think there is any relevance in questioning the deceased? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 20, 2022 Author Share Posted October 20, 2022 31 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. Bartlett, do you think there is any relevance in questioning the deceased? By the way, sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: By the way, sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer, sir. Yes, he went for a tinkle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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