IbanezJem Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 47 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Pull the other one. Do you really need twelve gallons? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Do you really need twelve gallons? Give me another meatball and I'll tell you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Give me another meatball and I'll tell you. Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping. Well, that's extremely interesting. Thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 56 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, that's extremely interesting. Thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools. Oh, and Robert, next time you do a 'Panorama' Report on the Black Ghettos you must get an exeat form from Mr 73. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, and Robert, next time you do a 'Panorama' Report on the Black Ghettos you must get an exeat form from Mr 73. I don't like this outfit. We never break the bloody law. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 52 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I don't like this outfit. We never break the bloody law. No, no really, we're just not religious thank you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no really, we're just not religious thank you. Let's go to the stoning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Let's go to the stoning. No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again. It's the fifth state that a Scotsman can achieve. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It's the fifth state that a Scotsman can achieve. Tonight we examine popular views of this great battle. Was the Battle of Trafalgar fought in the Atlantic off southern Spain? Or was it fought on dry land near Cudworth in Yorkshire? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyta Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 10 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! But I hate spam! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Tonight we examine popular views of this great battle. Was the Battle of Trafalgar fought in the Atlantic off southern Spain? Or was it fought on dry land near Cudworth in Yorkshire? But first, a bit of fun: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: But first, a bit of fun: And now for something completely different: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 14 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And now for something completely different: 'I Married Three Rabbit Jelly Moulds' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 31 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: 'I Married Three Rabbit Jelly Moulds' Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! Must be a board meeting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Must be a board meeting. ...and so, Your Majesty, we the Commons do herein crave and beseech that... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: ...and so, Your Majesty, we the Commons do herein crave and beseech that... ...from now on, the cormorant is strictly out of bounds! Oh, and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 33 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: ...from now on, the cormorant is strictly out of bounds! Oh, and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning. Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. Just a minute, Tony. There's a small matter of...murder. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Just a minute, Tony. There's a small matter of...murder. Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself, I can only say it won't happen again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself, I can only say it won't happen again. So anyway, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs are on the mantelpiece... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: So anyway, you've got the girl on the bed and her legs are on the mantelpiece... What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. Basically it's quite apparent that these little dago chappies have got it all wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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