Rhyta Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 (edited) Why isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death a minute ago. Edited July 12, 2022 by Rhyta 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Silence! I have come for you. To take you away. That is my purpose. I am death. 1 minute ago, Rhyta said: Why isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death a minute ago. Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 17 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs. But I am a chartered accountant... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: But I am a chartered accountant... I am a shrubber. My name is 73 the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I am a shrubber. My name is 73 the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. That can't be very profitable, can it? Dirty books, please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That can't be very profitable, can it? Dirty books, please. On the 2112th of May, you published this phrase book. The Hungarian phrase meaning "Can you direct me to Chicago?" is translated by the English phrase, "Please fondle my bum." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 12, 2022 Author Share Posted July 12, 2022 19 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Silence! I have come for you. To take you away. That is my purpose. I am death. Is your name not Bruce? That's going to cause a little confusion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: On the 2112th of May, you published this phrase book. The Hungarian phrase meaning "Can you direct me to Chicago?" is translated by the English phrase, "Please fondle my bum." They're not spelt the same, but they mean the same. It's an identical situation we have with 'ship' and 'boat'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: They're not spelt the same, but they mean the same. It's an identical situation we have with 'ship' and 'boat'. These are the words that are not to be used again on this forum: B*M B*TTY P*X KN*CKERS W**-W** SEMPRINI D*G YEARS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 12, 2022 Author Share Posted July 12, 2022 34 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: These are the words that are not to be used again on this forum: B*M B*TTY P*X KN*CKERS W**-W** SEMPRINI D*G YEARS Oooh, I wouldn't like that, that'd take all the mystery out of TRF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oooh, I wouldn't like that, that'd take all the mystery out of TRF. Yes, Dog Years is the winner. Hall Dog Yeals is the linner. Oh yes, man, Dawg Years won de big prize. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, Dog Years is the winner. Hall Dog Yeals is the linner. Oh yes, man, Dawg Years won de big prize. Oh, I see. So your next sentence will be only the ends of words again? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, I see. So your next sentence will be only the ends of words again? Whilst being struck on the head with a large axe, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Whilst being struck on the head with a large axe, Very well then, Mr. Scum, you have won tonight's star prize, the blow on the head! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Very well then, Mr. Scum, you have won tonight's star prize, the blow on the head! All right, don't anybody move, there's been a murder. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: All right, don't anybody move, there's been a murder. Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I can only say it won't happen again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I can only say it won't happen again. There's a whole horde of them marauding Visigoths to see y'all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: There's a whole horde of them marauding Visigoths to see y'all. I mean, I killed fifteen of those buggers! Now, at home, they'd hang me! Here, they'll give me a f***ing medal, sir! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I mean, I killed fifteen of those buggers! Now, at home, they'd hang me! Here, they'll give me a f***ing medal, sir! I can defeat them. There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I can defeat them. There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them. Yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 13 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe! No, I'm afraid I don't see that at all. Could I have a straw? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, I'm afraid I don't see that at all. Could I have a straw? Stop it. Stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Stop it. Stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings. Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here! Oh...how do you do? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here! Oh...how do you do? I wish to plead incompetence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I wish to plead incompetence. Oooh! That would explain it. Oh dear me, this chatting away wears me out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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