IbanezJem Posted June 27, 2022 Author Share Posted June 27, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I like a nice dance, yer forced to! I think he's got beautiful legs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I think he's got beautiful legs. Splendid, just listen to those thighs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Splendid, just listen to those thighs. You didn't eat the leg, Blackhawk. There's still plenty of good meat -- look at that arm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 27, 2022 Author Share Posted June 27, 2022 46 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You didn't eat the leg, Blackhawk. There's still plenty of good meat -- look at that arm. He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr 73? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He obviously can't raise his right hand, you silly usher person... can you raise your right leg Mr 73? He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 27, 2022 Author Share Posted June 27, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He cut eighteen inches off each arm and over three feet off each leg. Scissors cut everything, don't they? They're very good scissors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Scissors cut everything, don't they? They're very good scissors. I'll throw that in and a fiver for the briefcase and the umbrella. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 27, 2022 Author Share Posted June 27, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'll throw that in and a fiver for the briefcase and the umbrella. But you could have had a much nicer case. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 48 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: But you could have had a much nicer case. We are here today to witness the opening of a new *BOX* to replace the *BOX* which used to stand at the corner of Garden Road and Lakeside Park. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We are here today to witness the opening of a new *BOX* to replace the *BOX* which used to stand at the corner of Garden Road and Lakeside Park. Lazarus's box... no, it was Pandora's box, wasn't it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 17 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Lazarus's box... no, it was Pandora's box, wasn't it? No...Lupins! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: No...Lupins! KEN RUSSELL'S GARDENING CLUB ( 1958 ) And now back to the story... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: KEN RUSSELL'S GARDENING CLUB ( 1958 ) And now back to the story... Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dumdum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 28, 2022 Author Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dumdum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and... Small dark furry things increased severely on the floor, whilst rude jellies wobbled up and down, and bounced against rising thighs which had spread to all parts of the country by mid-afternoon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Small dark furry things increased severely on the floor, whilst rude jellies wobbled up and down, and bounced against rising thighs which had spread to all parts of the country by mid-afternoon. So don't forget to wrap up well. That's all from me. Goodnight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: So don't forget to wrap up well. That's all from me. Goodnight. We'll show more of that photo later in the program. Unless we hear from Ibanez or Blackhawk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 28, 2022 Author Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We'll show more of that photo later in the program. Unless we hear from Ibanez or Blackhawk. Coo-ee! blackhawk? blackhawk! It's only us. Oh pardon ... c'est meme nous... Edited June 28, 2022 by IbanezJem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Coo-ee! blackhawk? blackhawk! It's only us. Oh pardon ... c'est meme nous... You've got a nice torch, haven't you Simon? How many volts is it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 28, 2022 Author Share Posted June 28, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: You've got a nice torch, haven't you Simon? How many volts is it? Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet. There's one thing about being a hermit, at least you meet people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 28, 2022 Author Share Posted June 28, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: There's one thing about being a hermit, at least you meet people. Hello. I'm Smoke-too-much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 31 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Hello. I'm Smoke-too-much. Ahh! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 29, 2022 Author Share Posted June 29, 2022 22 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ahh! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. Oh, you're just trying to string this thread out. Cardinal Richelieu? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 21 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, you're just trying to string this thread out. Cardinal Richelieu? OK, Simon Devious, don't move! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 29, 2022 Author Share Posted June 29, 2022 59 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: OK, Simon Devious, don't move! I was talking metaphorically you fool. Robert - put that down. Right, is the equipment ready? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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