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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Pretty strong meat there from 73 who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all. :thumbsdown:

...and make castanets out of our testicles already. :ohmy:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

What a senseless waste of human life. :facepalm:

  :yes:  Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. 

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33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

  :yes:  Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. 

Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together! :oops:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together! :oops:

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little Ibanez, isn't it?   :musik19:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little Ibanez, isn't it?   :musik19:

 

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. :sad:

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2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. :sad:

Has he been?  :unsure: 

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, Petula Clark says burst them early, but David Frost...:puke:

"...until the word 'Maudling' is almost totally obscured."  :blah:  

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15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

"...until the word 'Maudling' is almost totally obscured."  :blah:  

They certainly do know the name, they burnt the factory down.  :bitchslap:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.  :facepalm:

Oh no, no, it's common sense really. If they can't see you, they can't get you. :cool:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh no, no, it's common sense really. If they can't see you, they can't get you. :cool:

Well, Mr. Simon, what's it like being invisible?  :blah:

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well, Mr. Simon, what's it like being invisible?  :blah:

There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself. :fistscrying:

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3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself. :fistscrying:

Look, it's your affair, but don't go calling it doubles.  :nuts:

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12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Look, it's your affair, but don't go calling it doubles.  :nuts:

Precisely. I'm afraid one of us will have to take the 'other' way out. :spacecraft:

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7 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Precisely. I'm afraid one of us will have to take the 'other' way out. :spacecraft:

Oh well, look, I'll come to Cuba, and get a flight back to Luton from there. :thumbsup:

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3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh well, look, I'll come to Cuba, and get a flight back to Luton from there. :thumbsup:

On the eve of that... come on... come on... momentous ascent, the brothers took one last look at their craft, as it stood on the field of Annecy. :wub::wub:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

On the eve of that... come on... come on... momentous ascent, the brothers took one last look at their craft, as it stood on the field of Annecy. :wub::wub:

It's not so much of a jet, it's more your Triumph Herald engine with wings. :angel:

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6 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

You're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together! :rolleyes:

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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1 hour ago, Rhyta said:

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! :drool:

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2 hours ago, Rhyta said:

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

 

35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! :drool:

 

Appalling. :puke: What's for afters?

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51 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

 

Appalling. :puke: What's for afters?

Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two answers have had very little of the discursive quality about them. :bitchslap:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two answers have had very little of the discursive quality about them. :bitchslap:

   :yes:  Pull the other one. 

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