1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Basically it's quite apparent that these little dago chappies have got it all wrong. I'm so sorry, I had no idea we had a...a racist posting here! I apologize most sincerely. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 54 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm so sorry, I had no idea we had a...a racist posting here! I apologize most sincerely. Lubbish! Me genuine wop. "Alliveldelchi Loma..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Lubbish! Me genuine wop. "Alliveldelchi Loma..." ...100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: ...100 miles south of Turin. 100 east of Pisa. 500 miles west of Bilbao. And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 16 hours ago, treeduck said: I liked the last track. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 18 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. Might be a very good planet for those with large gardens, or perhaps even an orchard that's been left for two years, needs some heavy work, some weeding... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Might be a very good planet for those with large gardens, or perhaps even an orchard that's been left for two years, needs some heavy work, some weeding... Yes, they've done wonders with it. You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, they've done wonders with it. You know this used to be one of the most swampy disease infested areas of the whole jungle, and they've turned it into this smashing little restaurant. So, I curtailed my Walpolling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some comestibles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 59 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: So, I curtailed my Walpolling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some comestibles. Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay? The Right Honourable Nigel Warmsley Kimberley? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: The Right Honourable Nigel Warmsley Kimberley? Hold it. Hold it. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Thompson's Gazelle of the Programme Planning Police, Light Entertainment Division, Special Flying Squad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Hold it. Hold it. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Thompson's Gazelle of the Programme Planning Police, Light Entertainment Division, Special Flying Squad. Oh, yes, yes. Simon's the one. He done it. I'd recognize him anywhere. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, yes, yes. Simon's the one. He done it. I'd recognize him anywhere. He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. Oh yeah, it's not easy to pad these out to thirty minutes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 14 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh yeah, it's not easy to pad these out to thirty minutes. FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO! ...Too late! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO! ...Too late! So Jack Bodell has defeated Sir Kenneth Clark in the very first round here tonight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: So Jack Bodell has defeated Sir Kenneth Clark in the very first round here tonight. Now you go back in there my son and be a man. Walk tall. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Now you go back in there my son and be a man. Walk tall. But Father, I don't like her. I want the that I marry to have ...a certain...something....special. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 39 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: But Father, I don't like her. I want the that I marry to have ...a certain...something....special. We're using some new tungsten carbide drills for the preliminary coal-face scouring operations. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: We're using some new tungsten carbide drills for the preliminary coal-face scouring operations. Well over here in Epsom, there are chances a-plenty for those who want to make a good start in dentistry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well over here in Epsom, there are chances a-plenty for those who want to make a good start in dentistry. Robert! Stop it! Stop it! Stop chewing that Turner! You are... You are a naughty, naughty, vicious little boy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Robert! Stop it! Stop it! Stop chewing that Turner! You are... You are a naughty, naughty, vicious little boy. Well, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 13 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon! I say, anyone for tennis? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I say, anyone for tennis? Yes, thank you dear. I think if we can win one or two of the early primaries... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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