blackhawkrush Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Pretty strong meat there from 73 who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all. ...and make castanets out of our testicles already. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: ...and make castanets out of our testicles already. What a senseless waste of human life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What a senseless waste of human life. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 1, 2022 Author Share Posted July 1, 2022 33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards. Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together! I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little Ibanez, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little Ibanez, isn't it? He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. Almost motionless. We have to take his food out to him. Has he been? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 1, 2022 Author Share Posted July 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Has he been? Well, Petula Clark says burst them early, but David Frost... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, Petula Clark says burst them early, but David Frost... "...until the word 'Maudling' is almost totally obscured." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 2, 2022 Author Share Posted July 2, 2022 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: "...until the word 'Maudling' is almost totally obscured." They certainly do know the name, they burnt the factory down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 7 hours ago, IbanezJem said: They certainly do know the name, they burnt the factory down. Burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 2, 2022 Author Share Posted July 2, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. Oh no, no, it's common sense really. If they can't see you, they can't get you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh no, no, it's common sense really. If they can't see you, they can't get you. Well, Mr. Simon, what's it like being invisible? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 2, 2022 Author Share Posted July 2, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, Mr. Simon, what's it like being invisible? There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself. Look, it's your affair, but don't go calling it doubles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 3, 2022 Author Share Posted July 3, 2022 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Look, it's your affair, but don't go calling it doubles. Precisely. I'm afraid one of us will have to take the 'other' way out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 7 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Precisely. I'm afraid one of us will have to take the 'other' way out. Oh well, look, I'll come to Cuba, and get a flight back to Luton from there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 3, 2022 Author Share Posted July 3, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh well, look, I'll come to Cuba, and get a flight back to Luton from there. On the eve of that... come on... come on... momentous ascent, the brothers took one last look at their craft, as it stood on the field of Annecy. Edited July 3, 2022 by IbanezJem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: On the eve of that... come on... come on... momentous ascent, the brothers took one last look at their craft, as it stood on the field of Annecy. It's not so much of a jet, it's more your Triumph Herald engine with wings. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: It's not so much of a jet, it's more your Triumph Herald engine with wings. You're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyta Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 6 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together! Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Rhyta said: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Rhyta said: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? 35 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Appalling. What's for afters? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 51 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Appalling. What's for afters? Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two answers have had very little of the discursive quality about them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, I can't help noticing that, for someone who claims to say things in a very roundabout way, your last two answers have had very little of the discursive quality about them. Pull the other one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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