treeduck Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Only in my dreams "In My Dreams" DOKKENEarl met him and begged for an autographed picture but all he got was a fistful of Neil shirt that he ripped off him... Don’t forget some Neil chest hairs that he got during that shirt ripping! Scars of pleasurescars of painRUSHHEAD Ramer stalkingMake Neil sensitive againEarl has the hair collected in a little bag. He sniffs it twice a day, it's like his cocaine!From what Earl is saying about his recent good fortunes in the romance stakes, it's more than that he's sniffing!!Earl doesn't like them to smell though, he prefers them smelling of roses. Hahahaha! You guys are killing me. So funny! Thanks for the laughs! I LOVE THIS PLACE! Yes Pat, it's true. Lisa does smell like roses. She's sweet from head to toe. Cotton Candy Sugar. Bliss.Lisa? Is that another new one??Blimey! I'm losing track! Earl must be sprinkling powdered rhino horn on his cornflakes! HAHAHAHAHA! "Powdered rhino horn!" Never heard that one! Could you imagine the power of powdered unicorn horn? LOL!!! You’d blow in about 6 seconds!!! And from what you’ve said in the past, that’s about twice as long as your usual! For me buddy it's all about "TEN SECONDS TO LOVE!" That's all I need! Signed, MOTLEY CRUE "She Goes Down" "Sticky Sweet" "Rattlesnake Shake" "She Goes Down" All true. She kickstarts my heart every time! "Dr. Feelgood"No Earl, there's only two good CRUE albums and that's Shout at the Devil and one of the ones either side of it, Theatre of Pain I think. Dr Feelgood should be called Dr Soundsbad! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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