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  1. 1. Are you a jerk?


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JohnRogers

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:blah: 25 Affirmative

 

8 Nays

There are 15% of the jerks who won't admit it just to be jerks.

 

Therefore I officially certify that TRF is still 90% populated by jerks.

 

73 pin and close this thread immediately.

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It's time to do a poll to see if we have less or more jerks on the forum. Are you still a TRF jerk? Or have you recently discovered your jerkitude and want to be part of the club?   Cast your vote a

Lorraine

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:blah: 25 Affirmative

 

8 Nays

There are 15% of the jerks who won't admit it just to be jerks.

 

Therefore I officially certify that TRF is still 90% populated by jerks.

 

73 pin and close this thread immediately.

 

Wait a minute.

 

He can't pin and close the thread until he votes.

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goose

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"Jerking Man"

 

 

I get up at seven, yeah



And I go to work at nine

I got no time for livin'

Yes, I'm jerkin' all the time

 

[Chorus:]

It seems to me

I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

I guess that's why they call me

They call me the jerking man

 

They call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

I get home at five o'clock

And I take myself out a nice, cold beer

Always seem to be wonderin'

Why there's nothin' goin' down here

 

[Chorus]

 

Well, they call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

 

Catchy tune! Good enough to send any young struggling band well on their way to superstardom, don't you think?

87 posts and no one thought of this before me? We call ourselves the Rush forum...phhhhhft! :kisshug:

:facepalm:

 

Shame on us.

 

:facepalm:

 

We are a motley crew indeed.

 

:facepalm:

 

Not only are we jerks.

 

:facepalm:

 

But apparently not very sharp 12979586-woman-detail-sitting-on-a-brown-sofa-with-a-big-knife.jpg?ver=6 and not very bright :sundog: either.

 

:facepalm:

And we compensate for it by being even bigger jerks.

 

:yes: :LOLsign: :hi:

^^^ Long nested post is a jerk move.
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Lorraine

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"Jerking Man"

 

 

I get up at seven, yeah



And I go to work at nine

I got no time for livin'

Yes, I'm jerkin' all the time

 

[Chorus:]

It seems to me

I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

I guess that's why they call me

They call me the jerking man

 

They call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

I get home at five o'clock

And I take myself out a nice, cold beer

Always seem to be wonderin'

Why there's nothin' goin' down here

 

[Chorus]

 

Well, they call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

 

Catchy tune! Good enough to send any young struggling band well on their way to superstardom, don't you think?

87 posts and no one thought of this before me? We call ourselves the Rush forum...phhhhhft! :kisshug:

:facepalm:

 

Shame on us.

 

:facepalm:

 

We are a motley crew indeed.

 

:facepalm:

 

Not only are we jerks.

 

:facepalm:

 

But apparently not very sharp 12979586-woman-detail-sitting-on-a-brown-sofa-with-a-big-knife.jpg?ver=6 and not very bright :sundog: either.

 

:facepalm:

And we compensate for it by being even bigger jerks.

 

:yes: :LOLsign: :hi:

^^^ Long nested post is a jerk move.

That's right. I remember the big to-do about that in SOCN.

 

Let's make this one HUGE!

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JohnRogers

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:blah: 25 Affirmative

 

8 Nays

There are 15% of the jerks who won't admit it just to be jerks.

 

Therefore I officially certify that TRF is still 90% populated by jerks.

 

73 pin and close this thread immediately.

 

Wait a minute.

 

He can't pin and close the thread until he votes.

Frankly, disagreeing with me on this in such a public way is kind of a jerk move. You should have requested a sidebar through private message to make your case. We need to provide a unified front to these "10% nice people".

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Lorraine

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:blah: 25 Affirmative

 

8 Nays

There are 15% of the jerks who won't admit it just to be jerks.

 

Therefore I officially certify that TRF is still 90% populated by jerks.

 

73 pin and close this thread immediately.

 

Wait a minute.

 

He can't pin and close the thread until he votes.

Frankly, disagreeing with me on this in such a public way is kind of a jerk move. You should have requested a sidebar through private message to make your case. We need to provide a unified front to these "10% nice people".

 

:eh:

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JohnRogers

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Hi, i'm Karl, and i'm a jerk.

Hi Karl, thanks for keeping it real.

 

 

:blah: 25 Affirmative

 

8 Nays

There are 15% of the jerks who won't admit it just to be jerks.

 

Therefore I officially certify that TRF is still 90% populated by jerks.

 

73 pin and close this thread immediately.

 

Wait a minute.

 

He can't pin and close the thread until he votes.

Frankly, disagreeing with me on this in such a public way is kind of a jerk move. You should have requested a sidebar through private message to make your case. We need to provide a unified front to these "10% nice people".

 

:eh:

In hindsight that response from me was kind of big time jerkiness. I'd apologize but I got a reputation as a jerk to uphold.

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EagleMoon

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I think you should have an "I don't know" option in the voting choices.

You don't have to be a jerk about it.

 

Jerk.

 

:P

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Wil1972

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"Jerking Man"

 

 

I get up at seven, yeah



And I go to work at nine

I got no time for livin'

Yes, I'm jerkin' all the time

 

[Chorus:]

It seems to me

I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

I guess that's why they call me

They call me the jerking man

 

They call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

I get home at five o'clock

And I take myself out a nice, cold beer

Always seem to be wonderin'

Why there's nothin' goin' down here

 

[Chorus]

 

Well, they call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

 

Catchy tune! Good enough to send any young struggling band well on their way to superstardom, don't you think?

87 posts and no one thought of this before me? We call ourselves the Rush forum...phhhhhft! :kisshug:

 

I thought of it. I just didn't post it. Cause I'm a jerk.

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goose

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"Jerking Man"

 

 

I get up at seven, yeah



And I go to work at nine

I got no time for livin'

Yes, I'm jerkin' all the time

 

[Chorus:]

It seems to me

I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

I guess that's why they call me

They call me the jerking man

 

They call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

I get home at five o'clock

And I take myself out a nice, cold beer

Always seem to be wonderin'

Why there's nothin' goin' down here

 

[Chorus]

 

Well, they call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

 

Catchy tune! Good enough to send any young struggling band well on their way to superstardom, don't you think?

87 posts and no one thought of this before me? We call ourselves the Rush forum...phhhhhft! :kisshug:

:facepalm:

 

Shame on us.

 

:facepalm:

 

We are a motley crew indeed.

 

:facepalm:

 

Not only are we jerks.

 

:facepalm:

 

But apparently not very sharp 12979586-woman-detail-sitting-on-a-brown-sofa-with-a-big-knife.jpg?ver=6 and not very bright :sundog: either.

 

:facepalm:

And we compensate for it by being even bigger jerks.

 

:yes: :LOLsign: :hi:

^^^ Long nested post is a jerk move.

That's right. I remember the big to-do about that in SOCN.

 

Let's make this one HUGE!

I'm not that big a jerk, Lorraine.

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Lorraine

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"Jerking Man"

 

 

I get up at seven, yeah



And I go to work at nine

I got no time for livin'

Yes, I'm jerkin' all the time

 

[Chorus:]

It seems to me

I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

I guess that's why they call me

They call me the jerking man

 

They call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

I get home at five o'clock

And I take myself out a nice, cold beer

Always seem to be wonderin'

Why there's nothin' goin' down here

 

[Chorus]

 

Well, they call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

 

Catchy tune! Good enough to send any young struggling band well on their way to superstardom, don't you think?

87 posts and no one thought of this before me? We call ourselves the Rush forum...phhhhhft! :kisshug:

:facepalm:

 

Shame on us.

 

:facepalm:

 

We are a motley crew indeed.

 

:facepalm:

 

Not only are we jerks.

 

:facepalm:

 

But apparently not very sharp 12979586-woman-detail-sitting-on-a-brown-sofa-with-a-big-knife.jpg?ver=6 and not very bright :sundog: either.

 

:facepalm:

And we compensate for it by being even bigger jerks.

 

:yes: :LOLsign: :hi:

^^^ Long nested post is a jerk move.

That's right. I remember the big to-do about that in SOCN.

 

Let's make this one HUGE!

I'm not that big a jerk, Lorraine.

 

Goose, let us be the judge of that. ;) :LOL:

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goose

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"Jerking Man"

 

 

I get up at seven, yeah



And I go to work at nine

I got no time for livin'

Yes, I'm jerkin' all the time

 

[Chorus:]

It seems to me

I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

I guess that's why they call me

They call me the jerking man

 

They call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

I get home at five o'clock

And I take myself out a nice, cold beer

Always seem to be wonderin'

Why there's nothin' goin' down here

 

[Chorus]

 

Well, they call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

 

Catchy tune! Good enough to send any young struggling band well on their way to superstardom, don't you think?

87 posts and no one thought of this before me? We call ourselves the Rush forum...phhhhhft! :kisshug:

:facepalm:

 

Shame on us.

 

:facepalm:

 

We are a motley crew indeed.

 

:facepalm:

 

Not only are we jerks.

 

:facepalm:

 

But apparently not very sharp 12979586-woman-detail-sitting-on-a-brown-sofa-with-a-big-knife.jpg?ver=6 and not very bright :sundog: either.

 

:facepalm:

And we compensate for it by being even bigger jerks.

 

:yes: :LOLsign: :hi:

^^^ Long nested post is a jerk move.

That's right. I remember the big to-do about that in SOCN.

 

Let's make this one HUGE!

I'm not that big a jerk, Lorraine.

 

Goose, let us be the judge of that. ;) :LOL:

I will be the judge...

 

:musicnote: And the jeeeerk :musicnote:

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Lorraine

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"Jerking Man"

 

 

I get up at seven, yeah



And I go to work at nine

I got no time for livin'

Yes, I'm jerkin' all the time

 

[Chorus:]

It seems to me

I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

I guess that's why they call me

They call me the jerking man

 

They call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

I get home at five o'clock

And I take myself out a nice, cold beer

Always seem to be wonderin'

Why there's nothin' goin' down here

 

[Chorus]

 

Well, they call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

 

Catchy tune! Good enough to send any young struggling band well on their way to superstardom, don't you think?

87 posts and no one thought of this before me? We call ourselves the Rush forum...phhhhhft! :kisshug:

:facepalm:

 

Shame on us.

 

:facepalm:

 

We are a motley crew indeed.

 

:facepalm:

 

Not only are we jerks.

 

:facepalm:

 

But apparently not very sharp 12979586-woman-detail-sitting-on-a-brown-sofa-with-a-big-knife.jpg?ver=6 and not very bright :sundog: either.

 

:facepalm:

And we compensate for it by being even bigger jerks.

 

:yes: :LOLsign: :hi:

^^^ Long nested post is a jerk move.

That's right. I remember the big to-do about that in SOCN.

 

Let's make this one HUGE!

I'm not that big a jerk, Lorraine.

 

Goose, let us be the judge of that. ;) :LOL:

I will be the judge...

 

:musicnote: And the jeeeerk :musicnote:

Us - not I - us. Remember what that brilliant woman once said about it taking a village.

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vaportrailer

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Jerk Jokes!

 

Q: Why did the little jerk throw a clock out of the window?

A: Cuz they were a jerk. Duh!

 

Q: How many jerks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: They can't fit in there.

 

Q: What's the difference between Kenny Loggins and a jerk?

A: I dunno, but I'd rather sit next to the jerk.

 

Q: What's the difference between Kenny Loggins and a jerk?

A: Couple million dollars.

 

Q: What's the difference between Kenny Loggins and a jerk?

A: Jerks aren't assholes all the time.

 

Q: If a jerk fell in the fores-

A: Kenny Loggins!

 

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"I can conjure a ball of light and a rainbow, all while walking on water and wearing this neat robe. What can you do?"

- KLoggins ["Jerk to Jerk: Correspondences with Mike Love - 1979: vol. 3"]

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goose

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"Jerking Man"

 

 

I get up at seven, yeah



And I go to work at nine

I got no time for livin'

Yes, I'm jerkin' all the time

 

[Chorus:]

It seems to me

I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

I guess that's why they call me

They call me the jerking man

 

They call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

I get home at five o'clock

And I take myself out a nice, cold beer

Always seem to be wonderin'

Why there's nothin' goin' down here

 

[Chorus]

 

Well, they call me the jerking man

I guess that's what I am

 

 

Catchy tune! Good enough to send any young struggling band well on their way to superstardom, don't you think?

87 posts and no one thought of this before me? We call ourselves the Rush forum...phhhhhft! :kisshug:

:facepalm:

 

Shame on us.

 

:facepalm:

 

We are a motley crew indeed.

 

:facepalm:

 

Not only are we jerks.

 

:facepalm:

 

But apparently not very sharp 12979586-woman-detail-sitting-on-a-brown-sofa-with-a-big-knife.jpg?ver=6 and not very bright :sundog: either.

 

:facepalm:

And we compensate for it by being even bigger jerks.

 

:yes: :LOLsign: :hi:

^^^ Long nested post is a jerk move.

That's right. I remember the big to-do about that in SOCN.

 

Let's make this one HUGE!

I'm not that big a jerk, Lorraine.

 

Goose, let us be the judge of that. ;) :LOL:

I will be the judge...

 

:musicnote: And the jeeeerk :musicnote:

Us - not I - us. Remember what that brilliant woman once said about it taking a village.

A village of jerks.
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Segue Myles

Segue Myles

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I am not a jerk, so I chose no.

 

You are hysterical.

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