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Posted 07 February 2021 - 11:55 PM

View PostCrimsonmistymemory, on 06 February 2021 - 04:39 PM, said:

A man is deserted on a island
His only companions a sheep & a dog
As time goes by the man gets lonelier & lonelier
Each day the sheep is looking better and better
But every time the man tries to be with the sheep
The dog will have no part of it!
No matter what the man does to get at the sheep the dog is always there
One day the man sees something floating out at the reef
He swims out to find the most beautiful woman he has ever seen floating unconscious on a raft
He gets the raft to shore and revives the beautiful woman
As she comes around she says you saved me
I will do anything to show my gratitude
The man says anything?
She says anything!
Then the man asks,
Can you take the dog for a walk...
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