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You can keep your fastidious continental bidets, Mrs Foreigner.

It's OK though.....they made $75 each from those of us who bought the auction catalog. That'll more than make up for the huge gaps in price. NOT.

Oh, er, nothing dear. It's just the toilet filling up.

Well, I noticed something unusual, the main bilge hatches had been opened.

More of a war of words I think. Don't know what fuffled Stallone feathers. Hawthorne probably threatened his acting 🤔. On that Hawthorne won. 😅Ironic he's chasing a tart,😁 sublime actor, one of the best I've seen.

It might not be the gear's fault.

Manchester City is your champion in AMP football. You tell me.

Simon used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

Steely Dan/Pretzel Logic

...all those cherries... ooohh... urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt.

Does it count if you`re, like, really one-footed?

AMP stands for amputees, guys playing with one leg. Come to think of it, some of our Ekstraklasa players could qualify.

First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho, then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy...

Maybe the tannoy announcer could point out to potential invaders that they will be identified by CCTV, receive lifetime bans, face criminal proceedings and consequences of said proceedings; that could be worth mentioning with a few minutes to go, before Liverpool`s players come out with an Uzi aimed straight at the Wolves fans. Hmmm, actually, maybe we`ll see how that goes for one weekend, like "The Purge".

It was actually yesterday but I worked with a guy who had a BLAH BLAH BLAH shirt on. He was quite surprised that I knew what is was.

Google`s not necessarily my friend, this time - "AMP Football is a Football coaching development / Consultation and representation company which helps professional football players and clubs globally in the negotiation of transfers, talent identification and recruitment."

Hear in the Now Frontier - Queensryche

The beautiful simplicity of Natural Science (rhythm guitar, I should point out ).

Keep in mind that Alex (or possibly his agent, if he has one) chose this auction house so he knew what he was getting.

KANSAS

(The) Gates of Delirium - YES

I want to have a word with you about this painting of yours, "The Last Supper."

He was JUST AWFUL. "Wondering the Pace of the Earth" - GET READING GLASSES.

I don't know anything about guitar effect pedal systems...but I was looking at a list of Alex's gear by tour, and it lists FOUR times as many effects units on the Clockwork Angels tour than on the Moving Pictures tour! It's just funny to me that with all that gear, he couldn't make that effect as well as he could 35 years earlier...

Judas Priest