Name Your Top Five Hair Metal Bands Of All Time! Prog Snobs And Posers Please Do Not Enter! Yep.... "DANGEROUS BUT IS IT WORTH THE RISK?"

[Fordgalaxy]

Not entering....

 

You posted to tell us that? Why?

 

In no particular order

 

RATT

Winger

W.A.S.P.

Tesla

Cinderella

[RUSHHEAD666]

The Sammy Years??? "I Can't Drive Custom55!"

 

Lol

[Lucas]

Mr Big

The Darkness

 

The Darkness is a great choice

[treeduck]

Mr Big

 

You mean the Pre-Winery Dogs?

[RUSHHEAD666]

Mr Big

 

You mean the Pre-Winery Dogs?

 

I hate Mr Big. Probably because I saw the PRESTO Tour four times.

 

Paul Gilbert and his fukking drill solo.

 

Got old fast.

 

Never was a Eric Martin fan.

 

He's lame. Like his cheekbones.

 

Every time I had to hear Eric scream "ARE YOU ADDICTED TO RUSH??????"

 

Then they went into "ADDICTED TO THAT RUSH."

 

I wanted to blow my brains out with a Red Ryder BB GUN!

 

BB88

 

The new annoying droid in THE FARCE AWAKENS.

 

This post is sponsored by Disney and "THE FORCE AWAKENS!" In theaters December 18th 2015.

[RUSHHEAD666]

Mr Big

 

You mean the Pre-Winery Dogs?

 

This is one band I really liked but as I sit here typing I really think they are weak.

 

Vocals suck.

[treeduck]

Mr Big

 

You mean the Pre-Winery Dogs?

 

This is one band I really liked but as I sit here typing I really think they are weak.

 

Vocals suck.

They sound like someone strangling a cat.

[treeduck]

Mr Big

 

You mean the Pre-Winery Dogs?

 

I hate Mr Big. Probably because I saw the PRESTO Tour four times.

 

Paul Gilbert and his fukking drill solo.

 

Got old fast.

 

Never was a Eric Martin fan.

 

He's lame. Like his cheekbones.

 

Every time I had to hear Eric scream "ARE YOU ADDICTED TO RUSH??????"

 

Then they went into "ADDICTED TO THAT RUSH."

 

I wanted to blow my brains out with a Red Ryder BB GUN!

 

BB88

 

The new annoying droid in THE FARCE AWAKENS.

 

This post is sponsored by Disney and "THE FORCE AWAKENS!" In theaters December 18th 2015.

I like Paul Gilbert and Billy Sheehan but together they sounded annoying and Eric Martin sounded like a gelded calf that was still in the process of being gelded!

[RUSHHEAD666]

Mr Big

 

You mean the Pre-Winery Dogs?

 

I hate Mr Big. Probably because I saw the PRESTO Tour four times.

 

Paul Gilbert and his fukking drill solo.

 

Got old fast.

 

Never was a Eric Martin fan.

 

He's lame. Like his cheekbones.

 

Every time I had to hear Eric scream "ARE YOU ADDICTED TO RUSH??????"

 

Then they went into "ADDICTED TO THAT RUSH."

 

I wanted to blow my brains out with a Red Ryder BB GUN!

 

BB88

 

The new annoying droid in THE FARCE AWAKENS.

 

This post is sponsored by Disney and "THE FORCE AWAKENS!" In theaters December 18th 2015.

I like Paul Gilbert and Billy Sheehan but together they sounded annoying and Eric Martin sounded like a gelded calf that was still in the process of being gelded!

 

Hahaha! More like the annoying Bob Geldof! LOL!

 

I totally get it.

 

Give me Billy and Vai any day.

 

So I just had a strange occurrence.

 

I am listening to Frank Sinatra. Well right when I typed "Billy and Vai" "That's Life" came on.

 

Now this is weird.

I don't normally don't get freaked out but as you all know the DLB covered this song on "Eat Em And Smile."

Also the lyrical content of this song relates to my life.

 

I need to pick myself up! Damn!

 

Life is strange.

 

I need two years of solitude and then I am going to find someone to love.

[x1yyz]

I wanted to blow my brains out with a Red Ryder BB GUN!

 

 

YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!

Edited December 7, 2015 by x1yyz

[Xanadu]

What, no love for Nelson?

[Digital Dad]

What, no love for Nelson?

 

No. None.

[RUSHHEAD666]

What, no love for Nelson?

 

No. None.

 

HAHAHA! THE WORST EVER! JUNK! MILLI VANLI WITH WHITE HAIR!

[RUSHHEAD666]

I never brag about my thread titles but "Dangerous But Worth The Risk" is such a wonderful song by RATT!

 

I absolutely love that band!

[treeduck]

Mr Big

 

You mean the Pre-Winery Dogs?

 

I hate Mr Big. Probably because I saw the PRESTO Tour four times.

 

Paul Gilbert and his fukking drill solo.

 

Got old fast.

 

Never was a Eric Martin fan.

 

He's lame. Like his cheekbones.

 

Every time I had to hear Eric scream "ARE YOU ADDICTED TO RUSH??????"

 

Then they went into "ADDICTED TO THAT RUSH."

 

I wanted to blow my brains out with a Red Ryder BB GUN!

 

BB88

 

The new annoying droid in THE FARCE AWAKENS.

 

This post is sponsored by Disney and "THE FORCE AWAKENS!" In theaters December 18th 2015.

I like Paul Gilbert and Billy Sheehan but together they sounded annoying and Eric Martin sounded like a gelded calf that was still in the process of being gelded!

 

Hahaha! More like the annoying Bob Geldof! LOL!

 

I totally get it.

 

Give me Billy and Vai any day.

 

So I just had a strange occurrence.

 

I am listening to Frank Sinatra. Well right when I typed "Billy and Vai" "That's Life" came on.

 

Now this is weird.

I don't normally don't get freaked out but as you all know the DLB covered this song on "Eat Em And Smile."

Also the lyrical content of this song relates to my life.

 

I need to pick myself up! Damn!

 

Life is strange.

 

I need two years of solitude and then I am going to find someone to love.

Go for a Mexican girl this time Earl, like in the Lizzy song Mexican Blood, "that pretty Mexican girl, that pretty Mexican girl..."

[treeduck]

I never brag about my thread titles but "Dangerous But Worth The Risk" is such a wonderful song by RATT!

 

I absolutely love that band!

Which version of Ratt so you prefer now Earl? Bobby Blotzer's or Croucier?

[RUSHHEAD666]

Mr Big

 

You mean the Pre-Winery Dogs?

 

I hate Mr Big. Probably because I saw the PRESTO Tour four times.

 

Paul Gilbert and his fukking drill solo.

 

Got old fast.

 

Never was a Eric Martin fan.

 

He's lame. Like his cheekbones.

 

Every time I had to hear Eric scream "ARE YOU ADDICTED TO RUSH??????"

 

Then they went into "ADDICTED TO THAT RUSH."

 

I wanted to blow my brains out with a Red Ryder BB GUN!

 

BB88

 

The new annoying droid in THE FARCE AWAKENS.

 

This post is sponsored by Disney and "THE FORCE AWAKENS!" In theaters December 18th 2015.

I like Paul Gilbert and Billy Sheehan but together they sounded annoying and Eric Martin sounded like a gelded calf that was still in the process of being gelded!

 

Hahaha! More like the annoying Bob Geldof! LOL!

 

I totally get it.

 

Give me Billy and Vai any day.

 

So I just had a strange occurrence.

 

I am listening to Frank Sinatra. Well right when I typed "Billy and Vai" "That's Life" came on.

 

Now this is weird.

I don't normally don't get freaked out but as you all know the DLB covered this song on "Eat Em And Smile."

Also the lyrical content of this song relates to my life.

 

I need to pick myself up! Damn!

 

Life is strange.

 

I need two years of solitude and then I am going to find someone to love.

Go for a Mexican girl this time Earl, like in the Lizzy song Mexican Blood, "that pretty Mexican girl, that pretty Mexican girl..."

 

Hahaha! That's awesome! Well my business has about 100 of them but that's taboo dude. I would never go out with someone who worked for me.

 

I love that Lizzy song.

 

I wonder what fate will have in store for me. Probably nothing.

 

I love blondes but maybe I need to change that up.

[RUSHHEAD666]

I never brag about my thread titles but "Dangerous But Worth The Risk" is such a wonderful song by RATT!

 

I absolutely love that band!

Which version of Ratt so you prefer now Earl? Bobby Blotzer's or Croucier?

 

I haven't heard either Pat but I'm a huge Bobby fan so his band probably.

[treeduck]

I never brag about my thread titles but "Dangerous But Worth The Risk" is such a wonderful song by RATT!

 

I absolutely love that band!

Which version of Ratt so you prefer now Earl? Bobby Blotzer's or Croucier?

 

I haven't heard either Pat but I'm a huge Bobby fan so his band probably.

They've been arguing each one saying theirs is the best and only version of Ratt.

[treeduck]

Mr Big

 

You mean the Pre-Winery Dogs?

 

I hate Mr Big. Probably because I saw the PRESTO Tour four times.

 

Paul Gilbert and his fukking drill solo.

 

Got old fast.

 

Never was a Eric Martin fan.

 

He's lame. Like his cheekbones.

 

Every time I had to hear Eric scream "ARE YOU ADDICTED TO RUSH??????"

 

Then they went into "ADDICTED TO THAT RUSH."

 

I wanted to blow my brains out with a Red Ryder BB GUN!

 

BB88

 

The new annoying droid in THE FARCE AWAKENS.

 

This post is sponsored by Disney and "THE FORCE AWAKENS!" In theaters December 18th 2015.

I like Paul Gilbert and Billy Sheehan but together they sounded annoying and Eric Martin sounded like a gelded calf that was still in the process of being gelded!

 

Hahaha! More like the annoying Bob Geldof! LOL!

 

I totally get it.

 

Give me Billy and Vai any day.

 

So I just had a strange occurrence.

 

I am listening to Frank Sinatra. Well right when I typed "Billy and Vai" "That's Life" came on.

 

Now this is weird.

I don't normally don't get freaked out but as you all know the DLB covered this song on "Eat Em And Smile."

Also the lyrical content of this song relates to my life.

 

I need to pick myself up! Damn!

 

Life is strange.

 

I need two years of solitude and then I am going to find someone to love.

Go for a Mexican girl this time Earl, like in the Lizzy song Mexican Blood, "that pretty Mexican girl, that pretty Mexican girl..."

 

Hahaha! That's awesome! Well my business has about 100 of them but that's taboo dude. I would never go out with someone who worked for me.

 

I love that Lizzy song.

 

I wonder what fate will have in store for me. Probably nothing.

 

I love blondes but maybe I need to change that up.

You've got 100 Mexicans working for you? You're like one of those Ranch owners, is your place called The High Chaparral??

[Super25Smasher]

My final list:

1. Motley Crue

2. Ratt

3. Skid Row

4. Cinderella

5. Warrant

[treeduck]

This is my revised list:

 

1. Dokken

2. Autograph

3. Ratt

4. Vinnie Vincent Invasion

5. W.A.S.P.

 

Bubbling under:

 

Stryper

Vandenberg

Motley Crue

Winger

Edited April 10, 2022 by treeduck

[JohnRogers]

This thread is so easy for me.

I hope it isn't a bomb but then again it wouldn't surprise me.

Hey Turbine Freight, would you count Y&T as a "Hair Metal" Band? They certainly didn't start out that way but they sure ended up that way. WTF?

 

TOP FIVE HAIR METAL BANDS:

 

1. RATT

2. MOTLEY CRUE

3. DOKKEN

4. BLACK N BLUE

5. STEEL PANTHER

 

6. VANDENBERG

 

 

Note: Black N Blue is absolutely one of my all time favorite bands. "Nasty Nasty" was produced by Gene Simmons. Of course is also worth to say that Tommy Thayer was the guitar player in this band. Oh and yes he is now in KISS.

He rules.

Aughh, hair metal. I have a love/hate relationship with hair metal. When I was a more primitive man hair metal was my thing. I can’t tell you when was the last time Hair Nation was selected on my car radio. Of those top three bands, Dokken is the only one I like. Although there was a two week period when I thought Way Cool Junior was listenable. I figure Doctor Feelgood is peak Crötley Mu.

 

Four through six don’t register in my memory banks.

[JohnRogers]

My final list:

1. Motley Crue

2. Ratt

3. Skid Row

4. Cinderella

5. Warrant

I Remember You is my wedding song. I married my favorite gal from high school like 24 years later. Sebastian Bach’s vocal stylings on that song are perfect.

[goose]

My final list:

1. Motley Crue

2. Ratt

3. Skid Row

4. Cinderella

5. Warrant

I Remember You is my wedding song. I married my favorite gal from high school like 24 years later. Sebastian Bach’s vocal stylings on that song are perfect.

Great song because of those vocals.