PolarizeMe Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) I'm surprised no one thought of this one...(If someone did then my apologies) Peart Shampoo - Makes Alex reverse the side effects of his baldness. Edited July 28, 2014 by PolarizeMe 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Have Indigestion? Try This Pill. When You Need It, When The Wind Blows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Try Animate, the latest in video editing technology! Give your cinematics a touch of grace! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Test For Echo Because It Seems Obvious No One Has Used Your Wife In Years 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share Posted July 28, 2014 Test For Echo Because It Seems Obvious No One Has Used Your Wife In YearsMan that is wrong on so many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 28, 2014 Author Share Posted July 28, 2014 The "Natural" Science Kit A quantum leap forward from those other cheap plastic knock-offs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 Jacob's Ladder Slogan - What?... it's a freakin' ladder. "In The Mood" marital aids. Slogan - Its really just ecstasy.Congrats on the title bro! Don't know what the application is—care to share? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarizeMe Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Try Animate, the latest in video editing technology! Give your cinematics a touch of grace! Hate the crappy and unnecessary shaky shots from Clockwork Angels Tour video? Animate's "Video Vertigo Stabilizer" will wave its magic wand and make all those shaky shots now look silky smooth and professional looking. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 Try Animate, the latest in video editing technology! Give your cinematics a touch of grace! Hate the crappy and unnecessary shaky shots from Clockwork Angels Tour video? Animate's "Video Vertigo Stabilizer" will wave its magic wand and make all those shaky shots now look silky smooth and professional looking.Aaaaaaaaand that's not all. You get the limited edition Lerxt "Fish-Eye" lens. Guaranteed to give you that drunken perspective without that godawful hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 "Tears" Dailey Reader Touching you deeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars123 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Witch Hunt Matches,Stays lot for 98 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) The "Show Don't Tell" BS Monitor You can twist perception, reality won't budge Edited July 30, 2014 by Tombstone Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 "Secret Touch" Super Glue It's the best for things that need to last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 In The Mood tequila - Because everyone's sexy after a few shotsOooooh this is true for women too? I thought it was just a guy thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 In The Mood tequila - Because everyone's sexy after a few shotsOooooh this is true for women too? I thought it was just a guy thing Alcohol is not sexist - it's an equal opportunity bad decision maker :digi: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 New peart plus..? K I got here late lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 The Leeson Pear You better be prepeared, this fruit rocks the garden. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 The Leeson Pear You better be prepeared, this fruit rocks the garden.Nice to know you're sober enough to type a bit. Still celebrating I assume? World Cup Champs---congrats!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 The Leeson Pear You better be prepeared, this fruit rocks the garden.Hey you've come up for air a bit I see. Are you done celebrating yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 New peart plus..? K I got here late lolCanadian slacker. Wait. What do you call a Canadian slacker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 The Leeson Pear You better be prepeared, this fruit rocks the garden.Hey you've come up for air a bit I see. Are you done celebrating yet?Yes but the deal were the written exams I've had last week. I can breathe now till late September, when I've to do the oral examination. :dweez: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 The Leeson Pear You better be prepeared, this fruit rocks the garden.Hey you've come up for air a bit I see. Are you done celebrating yet?Yes but the deal were the written exams I've had last week. I can breathe now till late September, when I've to do the oral examination. :dweez:Sounds like you need someone from the "Test for Echo" Oral Exam Preparation Academy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 The Leeson Pear You better be prepeared, this fruit rocks the garden.Hey you've come up for air a bit I see. Are you done celebrating yet?Yes but the deal were the written exams I've had last week. I can breathe now till late September, when I've to do the oral examination. :dweez:Sounds like you need someone from the "Test for Echo" Oral Exam Preparation AcademySlogan man? :D That's a good one but I think I'll take the Lessons at the Warren Cromartie Secondary School (it's a signal). We teach you to be a rational romantic mystic cynical idealist... :cheers: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted August 4, 2014 Author Share Posted August 4, 2014 The Leeson Pear You better be prepeared, this fruit rocks the garden.Hey you've come up for air a bit I see. Are you done celebrating yet?Yes but the deal were the written exams I've had last week. I can breathe now till late September, when I've to do the oral examination. :dweez:Sounds like you need someone from the "Test for Echo" Oral Exam Preparation AcademySlogan man? :D That's a good one but I think I'll take the Lessons at the Warren Cromartie Secondary School (it's a signal). We teach you to be a rational romantic mystic cynical idealist... :cheers:Right on right onright on jungle man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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