Motorshooter Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Twilight zone sleep aids. To help with your next dream line encounter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorshooter Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) The Trees landscape service. We'll keep them all equal with hatch, ax and saw. Edited July 27, 2014 by Motorshooter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorshooter Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) Cygnus X1 tranquilizers. For when you feel every nerve is being torn apaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart. Edited July 27, 2014 by Motorshooter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slack jaw gaze Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) The "losingit2k Random Set List Generator"*. All 931 octillion possible setlists only a click away! $songCnt = 0 while ( $songCnt -lt 25 ) { $seed = (Get-Date).Millisecond $randomNumber = Get-Random -Maximum 172 -Minimum 0 -SetSeed $seed $song = Get-Content -Path "Songs List.txt" | Select-Object -Index $randomNumber $songCnt++ $msg = $songCnt.ToString() + ") " + $song Write-Host $msg } 1) Everyday Glory 2) The Way The Wind Blows 3) Take A Friend 4) Best I Can 5) Carve Away The Stone 6) Grand Designs 7) What You're Doing 8) The Fountain of Lamneth 9) Ceiling Unlimited 10) Shapes Of Things 11) Working Man 12) Test For Echo 13) Countdown 14) BU2B 15) The Speed Of Love 16) Workin' Them Angels 17) The Fountain of Lamneth 18) Spindrift 19) Chain Lightning 20) Anthem 21) Test For Echo 22) Out Of The Cradle 23) Scars 24) The Speed Of Love 25) LaVilla Strangiato *Crappy Song and Feedback Filters™ sold separately. Edited July 27, 2014 by Slack jaw gaze 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) The "losingit2k Random Set List Generator"*. All 931 octillion possible setlists only a click away! $songCnt = 0 while ( $songCnt -lt 25 ) { $seed = (Get-Date).Millisecond $randomNumber = Get-Random -Maximum 172 -Minimum 0 -SetSeed $seed $song = Get-Content -Path "Songs List.txt" | Select-Object -Index $randomNumber $songCnt++ $msg = $songCnt.ToString() + ") " + $song Write-Host $msg } *regenerates setlist nx times until the perfect list is found* Edited July 27, 2014 by x1yyz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
len(songs) Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 The "losingit2k Random Set List Generator"*. All 931 octillion possible setlists only a click away! $songCnt = 0 while ( $songCnt -lt 25 ) { $seed = (Get-Date).Millisecond $randomNumber = Get-Random -Maximum 172 -Minimum 0 -SetSeed $seed $song = Get-Content -Path "Songs List.txt" | Select-Object -Index $randomNumber $songCnt++ $msg = $songCnt.ToString() + ") " + $song Write-Host $msg } 1) Everyday Glory 2) The Way The Wind Blows 3) Take A Friend 4) Best I Can 5) Carve Away The Stone 6) Grand Designs 7) What You're Doing 8) The Fountain of Lamneth 9) Ceiling Unlimited 10) Shapes Of Things 11) Working Man 12) Test For Echo 13) Countdown 14) BU2B 15) The Speed Of Love 16) Workin' Them Angels 17) The Fountain of Lamneth 18) Spindrift 19) Chain Lightning 20) Anthem 21) Test For Echo 22) Out Of The Cradle 23) Scars 24) The Speed Of Love 25) LaVilla Strangiato *Crappy Song and Feedback Filters™ sold separately. You need to add an array of indices of songs already picked, and make sure that a new song isn't in it before adding it. I don't think they're going to play Test For Echo twice.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 "Making Memories" scrapbooking and photo kit Because you don't want those memories to pass quickly by 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savagegrace26 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 The "losingit2k Random Set List Generator"*. All 931 octillion possible setlists only a click away! $songCnt = 0 while ( $songCnt -lt 25 ) { $seed = (Get-Date).Millisecond $randomNumber = Get-Random -Maximum 172 -Minimum 0 -SetSeed $seed $song = Get-Content -Path "Songs List.txt" | Select-Object -Index $randomNumber $songCnt++ $msg = $songCnt.ToString() + ") " + $song Write-Host $msg } 1) Everyday Glory 2) The Way The Wind Blows 3) Take A Friend 4) Best I Can 5) Carve Away The Stone 6) Grand Designs 7) What You're Doing 8) The Fountain of Lamneth 9) Ceiling Unlimited 10) Shapes Of Things 11) Working Man 12) Test For Echo 13) Countdown 14) BU2B 15) The Speed Of Love 16) Workin' Them Angels 17) The Fountain of Lamneth 18) Spindrift 19) Chain Lightning 20) Anthem 21) Test For Echo 22) Out Of The Cradle 23) Scars 24) The Speed Of Love 25) LaVilla Strangiato *Crappy Song and Feedback Filters™ sold separately. You need to add an array of indices of songs already picked, and make sure that a new song isn't in it before adding it. I don't think they're going to play Test For Echo twice.. The Speed of Love and The Fountain of Lamneth are on there twice too. I'm not sure is worse. Yes, it would be great to hear live but it's kind of long to play twice. At least Speed of Love would be over with relatively quickly. Relative Speed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 The "Stars look down" astronomy kit For when you just gotta know what they're trying to do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 The Trees landscape service. We'll keep them all equal with hatch, ax and saw.No chainsaws right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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savagegrace26 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) Animate Corspe Revivifier Stick It Out Tongue Depressors Cut to the Chase Driving School Nobody's Hero & Sandwich Shop Between Sun & Moon Earth Orbiter Alien Shore Beach Blanket The Speed of Love Premature Ejaculation InhibitorDouble Agent Secret Decoder Ring Leave That Thing Alone DoucheCold Fire Hot & Cold Compress with Sleeve Everyday Glory Body Spray Edited July 28, 2014 by savagegrace26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slack jaw gaze Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 The "losingit2k Random Set List Generator"*. All 931 octillion possible setlists only a click away! $songCnt = 0 while ( $songCnt -lt 25 ) { $seed = (Get-Date).Millisecond $randomNumber = Get-Random -Maximum 172 -Minimum 0 -SetSeed $seed $song = Get-Content -Path "Songs List.txt" | Select-Object -Index $randomNumber $songCnt++ $msg = $songCnt.ToString() + ") " + $song Write-Host $msg } 1) Everyday Glory 2) The Way The Wind Blows 3) Take A Friend 4) Best I Can 5) Carve Away The Stone 6) Grand Designs 7) What You're Doing 8) The Fountain of Lamneth 9) Ceiling Unlimited 10) Shapes Of Things 11) Working Man 12) Test For Echo 13) Countdown 14) BU2B 15) The Speed Of Love 16) Workin' Them Angels 17) The Fountain of Lamneth 18) Spindrift 19) Chain Lightning 20) Anthem 21) Test For Echo 22) Out Of The Cradle 23) Scars 24) The Speed Of Love 25) LaVilla Strangiato *Crappy Song and Feedback Filters™ sold separately. You need to add an array of indices of songs already picked, and make sure that a new song isn't in it before adding it. I don't think they're going to play Test For Echo twice..*De-duplifier code not included in joke programs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slack jaw gaze Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 The "losingit2k Random Set List Generator"*. All 931 octillion possible setlists only a click away! $songCnt = 0 while ( $songCnt -lt 25 ) { $seed = (Get-Date).Millisecond $randomNumber = Get-Random -Maximum 172 -Minimum 0 -SetSeed $seed $song = Get-Content -Path "Songs List.txt" | Select-Object -Index $randomNumber $songCnt++ $msg = $songCnt.ToString() + ") " + $song Write-Host $msg } 1) Everyday Glory 2) The Way The Wind Blows 3) Take A Friend 4) Best I Can 5) Carve Away The Stone 6) Grand Designs 7) What You're Doing 8) The Fountain of Lamneth 9) Ceiling Unlimited 10) Shapes Of Things 11) Working Man 12) Test For Echo 13) Countdown 14) BU2B 15) The Speed Of Love 16) Workin' Them Angels 17) The Fountain of Lamneth 18) Spindrift 19) Chain Lightning 20) Anthem 21) Test For Echo 22) Out Of The Cradle 23) Scars 24) The Speed Of Love 25) LaVilla Strangiato *Crappy Song and Feedback Filters™ sold separately. You need to add an array of indices of songs already picked, and make sure that a new song isn't in it before adding it. I don't think they're going to play Test For Echo twice.. The Speed of Love and The Fountain of Lamneth are on there twice too. I'm not sure is worse. Yes, it would be great to hear live but it's kind of long to play twice. At least Speed of Love would be over with relatively quickly. Relative Speed...Version 0.00000000000001 had Neurotica 25 times. Support ended at version 0.00000000000002. Sorry. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 The "Ghost Rider" Chia pet Driving long hours with no one to talk to? Sensing trouble on the road ahead in a state of delusional paranoia? The Ghost Rider will make that invisible load a bit lighter, plus warm the cockles of your heart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaghetti Lee Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 "In The End" Anal Lube "Well I can feed, from your peenIt just makes me longerAnd I can feel, what you feelUrge to make poop's stronger Well you can take me, for a little whileYou can take me, you can make me smile IN THE END I know, I know, I knowWHOA! Your penis growsI see, I see, I seeI've got to pee Well I can douche, butts of dudesYou just do me betterI can cry like you cryYou punctured my bladder Whoa yeahWHOA YEAH! Well I can slide, up man-hindPillows make me a biterBut if I think, "Oh, I like twinks"It don't make my loadMuch lighter No!" Reading over this I guess it was more of a jingle than a slogan! :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 "In The End" Anal Lube "Well I can feed, from your peenIt just makes me longerAnd I can feel, what you feelUrge to make poop's stronger Well you can take me, for a little whileYou can take me, you can make me smile IN THE END I know, I know, I knowWHOA! Your penis growsI see, I see, I seeI've got to pee Well I can douche, butts of dudesYou just do me betterI can cry like you cryYou punctured my bladder Whoa yeahWHOA YEAH! Well I can slide, up man-hindPillows make me a biterBut if I think, "Oh, I like twinks"It don't make my loadMuch lighter No!" Reading over this I guess it was more of a jingle than a slogan! :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa: :baabaa:Glue-sniffers are fun. Fountains of endless creativity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jamie Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 god, you people are gross I was hoping for modest and PG-13 related humor. This is what I got.That's something you should never hope for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tombstone Mountain Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 god, you people are gross I was hoping for modest and PG-13 related humor. This is what I got.That's something you should never hope for!When you reach for the stars, you can fall in mud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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