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Bastille Day Guillotines

I Think I'm Going Bald Hairclub for Men

Lakeside Park Charter Boats

Into the Darkness Torches & Flashlights

Under the Shadow Political Assassins

Return of the Prince Plastic Surgery

In the Valley Gynecology

Didacts and Narpets Family Counseling

No One at the Bridge Suicide Prevention

Panacea Miracle Workers

Bacchus Plateau Winery

The Fountain Water Park

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"Headlong Flight" Kamikaze Pilot School

 

Hey man, I would never trade tomorrow for today

 

Okay, that one made me laugh out loud! :laughing guy:

I now feel like I've accomplished something today

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How did Spaghetti miss TEW...?

 

I didn't miss it:

 

"The Enema Within" Laxative Products

 

"P-p-p-pounding out your anus

No need for a rectal syringe

Every muscle tense to fence

The Enema Within"

This one was good, but the shart wins out. Nice

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Finding My Way Street Atlas

Take A Friend Designated Driver Services

Need Some Love Condoms

Here Again Stalking Counseling

What You're Doing Homeland Security

In the Mood Escort Service

Before and After Mortuary

Working Man Employment Agency

Good start...slogans?

 

F*ck your slogans.

 

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Overture Sex Addiction Counseling

The Temples of Syrinx Church of Satanism

Discovery Private Investigators

Presentation Power Point Training

Oracle: The Dream Analysis Services

Soliloquoy Listen-To-You-Talk About-Yourself Phone Service

Grand Finale Dildos & Vibrators

A Passage to Bangkok Transgender Health Services

The Twilight Zone Hallucinogenic Drugs

Lessons S&M Club

Tears Depression Clinic

Something for Nothing Homeless Shelter

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A Farewell to Kings Conspiracy Theorists Club

Xanadu Immortality Counseling

Closer to the Heart Cardiothoracic Surgeons

Cinderella Man Effeminacy Counseling

Madrigal Renaissance festival

Cygnus X-1 X-Ray Suppliers

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"In The End" Anal Lube

 

"Well I can feed, from your peen

It just makes me longer

And I can feel, what you feel

Urge to make poop's stronger

 

Well you can take me, for a little while

You can take me, you can make me smile

 

IN THE END

 

I know, I know, I know

WHOA! Your penis grows

I see, I see, I see

I've got to pee

 

Well I can douche, butts of dudes

You just do me better

I can cry like you cry

You punctured my bladder

 

Whoa yeah

WHOA YEAH!

 

Well I can slide, up man-hind

Pillows make me a biter

But if I think, "Oh, I like twinks"

It don't make my load

Much lighter

 

No!"

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The Spirit of Radio Dee Jays & Disc Jockeys

Freewill Mind Control Rehabiltation

Jacob's Ladder & Stepstool Maunfacturing

Entre Nous French Translation & Interpreter Service

Different Strings Guitar & Violin Shop

Natural Science & Creationists Institute for exposing the lies of Evolution and removing it from public education curriculum Inc!

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Tom SawYer Voyeurism Anonymous

Red Barchetta Collector Car Club

YYZ Baggage Claim Attorneys

Limelight Narcisstic Personality Disorder Counseling

The Camera Eye Paparazzi Agency

Witch Hunt Wiccan Cult Recruitment

Vital Signs EMT Training

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Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain the Rush cut, the classic book rewritten to sync up better with the classic rush song, featuring forward by Neil Peart
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Subdivisions & Zoning Planning

The Analog Kid Obselete Nostalgia Gifts

Chemistry Kit

Digital Man Personality Enhancement Audio Book

The Weapon Security System

New World Man's Aluminum Foil Hat for Resisting the New World Orders vile clutching Mind Waves

Losing It Viagara Pills

Countdown to Achieving the Ultimate Orgasm DVD set

 

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Distant Early Warning Car Alarms

Afterimage Anti-Hangover Pills

Red Sector Apples

The Enemy Within Rape Counseling

The Body Electric Dog Collars

Kid Gloves for Kids

Red Lenses Stylish 3-D Movie Glasses

Between the Wheels Bulldozers

 

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The Big Money Guide to Winning Big Money at Las Vegas Casinos

Grand Designs Model Building Sets

Manhattan Project to Restore Manhattan Post 9-11

Marathon Energy Drink

Territories Brassieres (only come in size KK and up)

Middletown Dreams Sensual Escapades video series

Emotion Detector App for Android: detect the arousal levels for nearby women

Mystic Rhthms Erotic Positions Manual

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Force Ten Penis Enlarging System

Time Stand Still Date Rape Pills

Open Secrets to Undress Women in 5 Minutes of Less Audiobook

Second Nature Apple Juice

Prime Mover & Storage Units

Lock and Key Chastity Belts

Mission to Be Normal (a novel)

Turn the Page Proofreaders

Tai Shan Express Chinese Cuisine

High Water: Learn How H2O can be the New Marijuana (not a scam)

 

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Show Don't Tell Sexy Lingerie

Chain Lightning Kites

The Pass A Joint Card Game

War Paint Makeup for Men

Scars of Pleasure and Pain Whips & Leather

Presto Magic Wand Portable Fleshlight

Superconductor Electric Trainset

Anagram (For Mongo) Chocolate & Nuts Candy Amalgam

Red Tide Sweet Fruity Drink Mix

Hand Over Fist Boxing Gloves

Available Light Bulbs

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Dreamline Nightime Cold Medicine

Bravado Confidence Building Counseling

Roll the Bones: An Illustrated History of Pornography

Face Up Sunblock

Where's My Thing?: The John Bobbitt Story

The Big Wheel and Tire Shop

Heresy Confession Center

Ghost of a Chance Paranormal Investigators

Neurotica Mental Health Services

You Bet Your Life Automobile Crash Testing Service

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Can't stop thinking big? Ready to travel onwards? Call Caravan Travel & Rental Services today.

 

One day you feel you're on top of the world and the next it's falling in on you. Get back on with Far Cry Insurance.

 

The way out is always the way in with Secret Touch Lubricant.

 

(Okay, that's enough.)

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Can't stop thinking big? Ready to travel onwards? Call Caravan Travel & Rental Services today.

 

One day you feel you're on top of the world and the next it's falling in on you. Get back on with Far Cry Insurance.

 

The way out is always the way in with Secret Touch Lubricant.

 

(Okay, that's enough.)

Oh you mean you're not going through each album like savagegrace26?

 

You're products are worth buying chicola! Grinder Babe showing up big

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