GeddysMullet Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 This is just too funny not to post: http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/i-tried-cosmos-weirdest-sex-tips-so-you-dont-have?page=0%2C0 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatLightInYourEyes Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 "The d**k in question was average-sized and named Obama, because when I procured it, even though I hadn’t had sex in a while, I still had the audacity to hope." :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Slapping? My husband would KILL me and have me arrested for domestic abuse if I slapped any sensitive area. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The doughnut hole is too small, no?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 “Because you’re turned on or because you want a donut?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The doughnut hole is too small, no?? You'd hope so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushchick10 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 “Because you’re turned on or because you want a donut?" This whole article made me giggle, but THAT right there made me roar with laughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 “Because you’re turned on or because you want a donut?" This whole article made me giggle, but THAT right there made me roar with laughter! Well, to quote your quote.... "I wonder who invented donuts? I dunno, probably, probably some genius." - Geddy Lee Hence the reason I'm kind of dying laughing over here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 “Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body—his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs.” WHO DOES THIS?! And why do we have to be told not to break the skin? This is one of the funniest things I've read in such a long time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab301/LoweRider89/pics/I_can_not_fap_to_this_by_desertrick.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 My wife and I are eating at a Japanese steakhouse reading this and laughing our asses off. Thanks GM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 My wife and I are eating at a Japanese steakhouse reading this and laughing our asses off. Thanks GM Are there any forks or donuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 "take a hot poker and gently press it against your lover's backside..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 "Pour some teriyaki sauce on their ass once you start to smell flesh sizzling. Ask them if they are getting turned on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronos Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Dafuq? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 My wife and I are eating at a Japanese steakhouse reading this and laughing our asses off. Thanks GM Are there any forks or donuts?forks yes. Crab rangoon yes. Donuts no. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 (edited) My wife and I are eating at a Japanese steakhouse reading this and laughing our asses off. Thanks GM Are there any forks or donuts?forks yes. Crab rangoon yes. Donuts no. Well just wait for the crab rangoon to cool down before you try anything. Edited May 3, 2014 by gangsterfurious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 My wife and I are eating at a Japanese steakhouse reading this and laughing our asses off. Thanks GM Are there any forks or donuts?forks yes. Crab rangoon yes. Donuts no. Well just wait for the crab rangoon to cool down before you try anything.Too late...burned my tongue and actually had to spit it on a plate. Freakin' lava 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushchick10 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 “Because you’re turned on or because you want a donut?" This whole article made me giggle, but THAT right there made me roar with laughter! Well, to quote your quote.... "I wonder who invented donuts? I dunno, probably, probably some genius." - Geddy Lee Hence the reason I'm kind of dying laughing over here. :LMAO: I didn't even think about that! EVEN BETTER! This wins the internet for the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushchick10 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 “Because you’re turned on or because you want a donut?" This whole article made me giggle, but THAT right there made me roar with laughter! Well, to quote your quote.... "I wonder who invented donuts? I dunno, probably, probably some genius." - Geddy Lee Hence the reason I'm kind of dying laughing over here. :LMAO: I didn't even think about that! EVEN BETTER! This wins the internet for the day. And, just for the record, I have never thought of a donut as a sex toy. I'm glad to be expanding my horizons...I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 (edited) “Because you’re turned on or because you want a donut?" This whole article made me giggle, but THAT right there made me roar with laughter! Well, to quote your quote.... "I wonder who invented donuts? I dunno, probably, probably some genius." - Geddy Lee Hence the reason I'm kind of dying laughing over here. :LMAO: I didn't even think about that! EVEN BETTER! This wins the internet for the day. And, just for the record, I have never thought of a donut as a sex toy. I'm glad to be expanding my horizons...I think. So uhm, I've done a few donut runs after sex but I don't think that I'll be incorporating them into the actual act itself. Edited May 3, 2014 by gangsterfurious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 And, just for the record, I have never thought of a donut as a sex toy. I'm glad to be expanding my horizons...I think. Clearly you need to read Cosmo's tips more often ;) But yeah, that was a pretty hilarious article. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Cosmo was one of my guilty little pleasures when I was a teenager. My grandma would buy it for me with other magazines like Vogue, Seventeen, and Elle, and let me keep them at her house. Eventually I became bored with it because it was like the same sex tips over and over, except for those weird ones. I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushchick10 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits. And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction. :outtahere: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I vividly remember one that advised ladies to lick their partner's armpits, saying it was an erogenous zone for men. I have yet to find a man that wants me to lick his armpits. And the moment I find that man I am running the other direction. :outtahere: I know, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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