Narps Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Hobo73 started this thread and I for one want it to go down in the anals of Forum history..... :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 You know what really sucks about waxing? When the landing strip isn't done right. Then it's like having a hallway rug on the floor that you just can't get straight no matter what you do and you just have to sit and wait... and wait...and wait... until you can go back and get it straightened out. Or just get rid of the carpet and see the beautiful hardwood floor underneath? :drool: I just choked on my salad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 You know what really sucks about waxing? When the landing strip isn't done right. Then it's like having a hallway rug on the floor that you just can't get straight no matter what you do and you just have to sit and wait... and wait...and wait... until you can go back and get it straightened out. Or just get rid of the carpet and see the beautiful hardwood floor underneath? :drool: I just choked on my salad. You prolly shouldn't talk about choking on things when hard wood is at play in the discussion. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 You know what really sucks about waxing? When the landing strip isn't done right. Then it's like having a hallway rug on the floor that you just can't get straight no matter what you do and you just have to sit and wait... and wait...and wait... until you can go back and get it straightened out. Or just get rid of the carpet and see the beautiful hardwood floor underneath? :drool: I just choked on my salad. You prolly shouldn't talk about choking on things when hard wood is at play in the discussion. Well, it's what just happened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 You know what really sucks about waxing? When the landing strip isn't done right. Then it's like having a hallway rug on the floor that you just can't get straight no matter what you do and you just have to sit and wait... and wait...and wait... until you can go back and get it straightened out. Or just get rid of the carpet and see the beautiful hardwood floor underneath? :drool: I just choked on my salad. You prolly shouldn't talk about choking on things when hard wood is at play in the discussion. Well, it's what just happened. LOL! That just happened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluefunk Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 You know what really sucks about waxing? When the landing strip isn't done right. Then it's like having a hallway rug on the floor that you just can't get straight no matter what you do and you just have to sit and wait... and wait...and wait... until you can go back and get it straightened out. Or just get rid of the carpet and see the beautiful hardwood floor underneath? :drool: I just choked on my salad. You prolly shouldn't talk about choking on things when hard wood is at play in the discussion. Well, it's what just happened. LOL! That just happened!I think I just got a splinter... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 You know what really sucks about waxing? When the landing strip isn't done right. Then it's like having a hallway rug on the floor that you just can't get straight no matter what you do and you just have to sit and wait... and wait...and wait... until you can go back and get it straightened out. Or just get rid of the carpet and see the beautiful hardwood floor underneath? :drool: I just choked on my salad. You prolly shouldn't talk about choking on things when hard wood is at play in the discussion. Well, it's what just happened. LOL! That just happened!I think I just got a splinter... I think I just fainted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Bay Rush Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I was laughing so hard, I went to fart and I shit my pants... just a tiny bit though... some of you guys (and chicks) are mental... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I was laughing so hard, I went to fart and I shit my pants... just a tiny bit though... some of you guys (and chicks) are mental... Ha, wow. Uhmmm. No words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluefunk Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I was laughing so hard, I went to fart and I shit my pants... just a tiny bit though... some of you guys (and chicks) are mental... Ha, wow. Uhmmm. No words... :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I was laughing so hard, I went to fart and I shit my pants... just a tiny bit though... some of you guys (and chicks) are mental...Brought me to tears... Thanks... The greatest thread on any forum continues to deliver... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I was laughing so hard, I went to fart and I shit my pants... just a tiny bit though... some of you guys (and chicks) are mental...On a serious note, there may be an issue here with a lack of fiber. You may want to look into it.... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I was laughing so hard, I went to fart and I shit my pants... just a tiny bit though... some of you guys (and chicks) are mental...On a serious note, there may be an issue here with a lack of fiber. You may want to look into it.... :) Wouldn't it be too much fiber that causes sharts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I was laughing so hard, I went to fart and I shit my pants... just a tiny bit though... some of you guys (and chicks) are mental...On a serious note, there may be an issue here with a lack of fiber. You may want to look into it.... :) Wouldn't it be too much fiber that causes sharts?I thought to little. My understanding is.... never mind. Somebody out there must know..... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I was laughing so hard, I went to fart and I shit my pants... just a tiny bit though... some of you guys (and chicks) are mental...On a serious note, there may be an issue here with a lack of fiber. You may want to look into it.... :) Wouldn't it be too much fiber that causes sharts?I thought to little. My understanding is.... never mind. Somebody out there must know..... :) Let's get back to the ... um... hallway carpet runners. Sharting ain't hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 You know what really sucks about waxing? When the landing strip isn't done right. Then it's like having a hallway rug on the floor that you just can't get straight no matter what you do and you just have to sit and wait... and wait...and wait... until you can go back and get it straightened out. Or just get rid of the carpet and see the beautiful hardwood floor underneath? :drool: I just choked on my salad. At least you didn't toss it :laughing guy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I was laughing so hard, I went to fart and I shit my pants... just a tiny bit though... some of you guys (and chicks) are mental...On a serious note, there may be an issue here with a lack of fiber. You may want to look into it.... :) Wouldn't it be too much fiber that causes sharts?I thought to little. My understanding is.... never mind. Somebody out there must know..... :) Let's get back to the ... um... hallway carpet runners. Sharting ain't hot.Just trying to prevent T.B.R from having any further issues if possible. I agree, back to hall runners....:) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Bay Rush Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Gangster… laughing THAT hard causes farts… shits and even those half-way things that Kenny refered to as sharts. I normally just refer to them as a surprise… And for the record, I eat oatmeal with cranberries, raisins, almonds, flax seeds and bran four – five days a week. It’s the laughing I tell you, the laughing… (Ganst’) What were we talking about again? Oh ya, shaved beavers… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Gangster… laughing THAT hard causes farts… shits and even those half-way things that Kenny refered to as sharts. I normally just refer to them as a surprise… And for the record, I eat oatmeal with cranberries, raisins, almonds, flax seeds and bran four – five days a week. It’s the laughing I tell you, the laughing… (Ganst’) What were we talking about again? Oh ya, shaved beavers… Not completely shaved! Slow down there partner.... :D-13: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronos Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Hobo73 started this thread and I for one want it to go down in the anals of Forum history..... :) In...in the...in the WHAT of Forum history? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Hobo73 started this thread and I for one want it to go down in the anals of Forum history..... :) In...in the...in the WHAT of Forum history?Anals? What? You have never heard that phraseology before?..... :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluefunk Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Hobo73 started this thread and I for one want it to go down in the anals of Forum history..... :) In...in the...in the WHAT of Forum history?Anals? What? You have never heard that phraseology before?..... :)Psssst, Narpet I think you missed out an 'n'- it's annals! :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclonus X-1 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Well. That was an unfortunate malapropism. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Shaving, waxing, bald bits, naked cats and beavers. The mind boggles... :o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Hobo73 started this thread and I for one want it to go down in the anals of Forum history..... :) In...in the...in the WHAT of Forum history?Anals? What? You have never heard that phraseology before?..... :)Psssst, Narpet I think you missed out an 'n'- it's annals! :laughing guy:Oops.... :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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