Citizen of the World Posted May 30, 2014 Author Posted May 30, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet
blackhawkrush Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:
Your_Lion Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!
Citizen of the World Posted May 31, 2014 Author Posted May 31, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.
Your_Lion Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.
Citizen of the World Posted May 31, 2014 Author Posted May 31, 2014 but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulAnd grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful
blackhawkrush Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulAnd grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulThat's Cardinal Richelieu's impersonation of Petula Clark. :P
Your_Lion Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulAnd grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulThat's Cardinal Richelieu's impersonation of Petula Clark. :PSo-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.
blackhawkrush Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulAnd grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulThat's Cardinal Richelieu's impersonation of Petula Clark. :PSo-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.I did! In 1952! :codger: 1
Your_Lion Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulAnd grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulThat's Cardinal Richelieu's impersonation of Petula Clark. :PSo-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.I did! In 1952! :codger:Thank you, blackhawkrush. And now time for this week's request death.For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. 1
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulAnd grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulThat's Cardinal Richelieu's impersonation of Petula Clark. :PSo-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.I did! In 1952! :codger:Thank you, blackhawkrush. And now time for this week's request death.For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford.It wasn't true to life. :boo hiss:
Your_Lion Posted June 2, 2014 Posted June 2, 2014 but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulAnd grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulThat's Cardinal Richelieu's impersonation of Petula Clark. :PSo-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.I did! In 1952! :codger:Thank you, blackhawkrush. And now time for this week's request death.For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford.It wasn't true to life. :boo hiss:No, no, no, hold your head like this, and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again.
Citizen of the World Posted June 2, 2014 Author Posted June 2, 2014 but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulAnd grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulThat's Cardinal Richelieu's impersonation of Petula Clark. :PSo-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.I did! In 1952! :codger:Thank you, blackhawkrush. And now time for this week's request death.For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford.It wasn't true to life. :boo hiss:No, no, no, hold your head like this, and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again. No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh" from the back of the throat. 1
Your_Lion Posted June 2, 2014 Posted June 2, 2014 but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulAnd grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.Split-crotch panties, or indeed any items of what we scientists call, 'Sexy Underwear' or 'Erotic Lingerie' may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet :drool: Comrades. Bolsheviks. Friends of the Revolution. I have returned! :drool:Sorry about this... pom pom pom... Normally we try to avoid these little ... pauses ... longeurs... only dramatically he's gone down to the basement, you see. 'Course, there isn't really a basement but he just goes off and we pretend... Actually what happens is he goes off there, out of the thread, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down ... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!All our patients here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top.The man from the off-licence was terrible ... a real failure that was - ten seconds of solid boredom.but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awfulThat's Cardinal Richelieu's impersonation of Petula Clark. :PSo-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.I did! In 1952! :codger:Thank you, blackhawkrush. And now time for this week's request death.For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford.It wasn't true to life. :boo hiss:No, no, no, hold your head like this, and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again. No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh" from the back of the throat.Yes, I'm interested in shouting all right, by jove you certainly hit the nail on the head with that particular observation of yours then. 1
Your_Lion Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 She's traveled. She's from Purley.no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.
Citizen of the World Posted June 4, 2014 Author Posted June 4, 2014 She's traveled. She's from Purley.no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. 1
Your_Lion Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 She's traveled. She's from Purley.no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.The Hungarian phrase meaning 'Can you direct me to the station?' is translated by the English phrase, 'Please fondle my bum'. :o 1
Citizen of the World Posted June 4, 2014 Author Posted June 4, 2014 She's traveled. She's from Purley.no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.The Hungarian phrase meaning 'Can you direct me to the station?' is translated by the English phrase, 'Please fondle my bum'. :oI understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said
Your_Lion Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 She's traveled. She's from Purley.no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.The Hungarian phrase meaning 'Can you direct me to the station?' is translated by the English phrase, 'Please fondle my bum'. :oI understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you saidUm, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me.
blackhawkrush Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 She's traveled. She's from Purley.no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.The Hungarian phrase meaning 'Can you direct me to the station?' is translated by the English phrase, 'Please fondle my bum'. :oI understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you saidUm, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. She's got a big bottom. :o
Citizen of the World Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 (edited) She's traveled. She's from Purley.no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.The Hungarian phrase meaning 'Can you direct me to the station?' is translated by the English phrase, 'Please fondle my bum'. :oI understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you saidUm, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. She's got a big bottom. :oHere is a list of words not to be used on the Rush Forum: B*MB*TTYP*XKN*CKERSW**-W**SEMPRINI Edited June 5, 2014 by Citizen of the World 1
Your_Lion Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 She's traveled. She's from Purley.no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.The Hungarian phrase meaning 'Can you direct me to the station?' is translated by the English phrase, 'Please fondle my bum'. :oI understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you saidUm, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. She's got a big bottom. :oHere is a list of words not to be used on the Rush Forum: B*MB*TTYP*XKN*CKERSW**-W**SEMPRINIyou know, it's a funny thing, dear...all the naughty words sound woody. 1
Citizen of the World Posted June 5, 2014 Author Posted June 5, 2014 She's traveled. She's from Purley.no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.The Hungarian phrase meaning 'Can you direct me to the station?' is translated by the English phrase, 'Please fondle my bum'. :oI understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you saidUm, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. She's got a big bottom. :oHere is a list of words not to be used on the Rush Forum: B*MB*TTYP*XKN*CKERSW**-W**SEMPRINIyou know, it's a funny thing, dear...all the naughty words sound woody.Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. 1
Your_Lion Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 She's traveled. She's from Purley.no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.The Hungarian phrase meaning 'Can you direct me to the station?' is translated by the English phrase, 'Please fondle my bum'. :oI understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you saidUm, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. She's got a big bottom. :oHere is a list of words not to be used on the Rush Forum: B*MB*TTYP*XKN*CKERSW**-W**SEMPRINIyou know, it's a funny thing, dear...all the naughty words sound woody.Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.'It's A Tree' and in the chair as usual is Arthur Tree, and starring in the show will be a host of star guests as his star guests. And then at 9.30 we've got another rollocking half hour of laughter-packed squalor with 'Yes it's the Sewage Farm Attendants'.
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