Citizen of the World Posted July 1, 2014 Author Posted July 1, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start. 1
Your_Lion Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay! 1
blackhawkrush Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar: 2
Your_Lion Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif 2
blackhawkrush Posted July 3, 2014 Posted July 3, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifAye, and about bloody time if you ask me. :fury:
Citizen of the World Posted July 3, 2014 Author Posted July 3, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifAye, and about bloody time if you ask me. :fury:Look! I came here for an argument!
blackhawkrush Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifAye, and about bloody time if you ask me. :fury:Look! I came here for an argument!Ken, I believe you're interested in shouting. 1
Citizen of the World Posted July 4, 2014 Author Posted July 4, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifAye, and about bloody time if you ask me. :fury:Look! I came here for an argument!Ken, I believe you're interested in shouting. Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.
Your_Lion Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifAye, and about bloody time if you ask me. :fury:Look! I came here for an argument!Ken, I believe you're interested in shouting. Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.You let them die, then you buy another one. It's much cheaper than feeding them and that way you have a constant variety of little companions.
blackhawkrush Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifAye, and about bloody time if you ask me. :fury:Look! I came here for an argument!Ken, I believe you're interested in shouting. Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.You let them die, then you buy another one. It's much cheaper than feeding them and that way you have a constant variety of little companions.Oooh, Mr. Bimmler, you do have us on. ;)
Your_Lion Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifAye, and about bloody time if you ask me. :fury:Look! I came here for an argument!Ken, I believe you're interested in shouting. Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.You let them die, then you buy another one. It's much cheaper than feeding them and that way you have a constant variety of little companions.Oooh, Mr. Bimmler, you do have us on. ;)It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin? 1
Citizen of the World Posted July 4, 2014 Author Posted July 4, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifAye, and about bloody time if you ask me. :fury:Look! I came here for an argument!Ken, I believe you're interested in shouting. Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.You let them die, then you buy another one. It's much cheaper than feeding them and that way you have a constant variety of little companions.Oooh, Mr. Bimmler, you do have us on. ;)It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty. 1
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifAye, and about bloody time if you ask me. :fury:Look! I came here for an argument!Ken, I believe you're interested in shouting. Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.You let them die, then you buy another one. It's much cheaper than feeding them and that way you have a constant variety of little companions.Oooh, Mr. Bimmler, you do have us on. ;)It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.And stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamaris and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day." 1
Your_Lion Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: ... and they're off! Ah no, they're not. No they didn't realize they were supposed to start.But the longer you leave it...the more you have to pay!Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :finbar:I suggest you murdered your father for his seat reservation. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifAye, and about bloody time if you ask me. :fury:Look! I came here for an argument!Ken, I believe you're interested in shouting. Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.You let them die, then you buy another one. It's much cheaper than feeding them and that way you have a constant variety of little companions.Oooh, Mr. Bimmler, you do have us on. ;)It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.And stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamaris and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day." For the few who remained, life was increasingly difficult. 1
Citizen of the World Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'. 1
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. 2
Your_Lion Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy. 2
Citizen of the World Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it. 1
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint. 2
Citizen of the World Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. 2
Your_Lion Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down? 2
Citizen of the World Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public. 1
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course. 2
Your_Lion Posted July 6, 2014 Posted July 6, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course. Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable 1
Citizen of the World Posted July 6, 2014 Author Posted July 6, 2014 But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like. Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course. Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viableAnd what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?
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