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The manager, Mr. Luigi Vercotti will be pleased to welcome you and introduce you to a wide variety of famous Sicilian delicacies... :bang bang: :popcorn:

If you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:
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Better get a bucket

She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently
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Better get a bucket

She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently

I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently

I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.

Oh, that's not what I've heard. :coy:
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently

I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.

Oh, that's not what I've heard. :coy:

You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently

I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.

Oh, that's not what I've heard. :coy:

You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently

I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.

Oh, that's not what I've heard. :coy:

You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently

I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.

Oh, that's not what I've heard. :coy:

You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour

Really? And what happened to the corned beef rolls? :tsk:
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently

I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.

Oh, that's not what I've heard. :coy:

You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour

Really? And what happened to the corned beef rolls? :tsk:

He ... um ... used to make them happy in little ways, sir. :unsure:

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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently

I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.

Oh, that's not what I've heard. :coy:

You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour

Really? And what happened to the corned beef rolls? :tsk:

He ... um ... used to make them happy in little ways, sir. :unsure:

Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. :blush:
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She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif

I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk:

Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.

Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.

When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.

Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.

This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.

I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:

Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?

I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently

I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.

Oh, that's not what I've heard. :coy:

You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.

That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour

Really? And what happened to the corned beef rolls? :tsk:

He ... um ... used to make them happy in little ways, sir. :unsure:

Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. :blush:

No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet
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No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.

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No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.

Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:
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No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.

Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:

No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet

Nobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.

Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:

What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.
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