Your_Lion Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 The manager, Mr. Luigi Vercotti will be pleased to welcome you and introduce you to a wide variety of famous Sicilian delicacies... :bang bang: If you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 16, 2014 Author Share Posted June 16, 2014 Better get a bucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 19, 2014 Author Share Posted June 19, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recentlyI ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recentlyI ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.Oh, that's not what I've heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recentlyI ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.Oh, that's not what I've heard. You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recentlyI ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.Oh, that's not what I've heard. You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 23, 2014 Author Share Posted June 23, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recentlyI ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.Oh, that's not what I've heard. You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recentlyI ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.Oh, that's not what I've heard. You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhourReally? And what happened to the corned beef rolls? :tsk: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recentlyI ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.Oh, that's not what I've heard. You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhourReally? And what happened to the corned beef rolls? :tsk:He ... um ... used to make them happy in little ways, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recentlyI ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.Oh, that's not what I've heard. You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhourReally? And what happened to the corned beef rolls? :tsk:He ... um ... used to make them happy in little ways, sir. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 24, 2014 Author Share Posted June 24, 2014 Better get a bucketShe flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0052.gifI bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudgeYes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young? :tsk: Well she's broken our hearts, the little b@st@rd. She's been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I'll kick her teeth in.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there .... get t'agent on t'phone.When moon high over prairie ... when wolf howl over mountain, when mighty wind roar through Yellow Valley. we go Leatherhead Rep - block booking, upper circle - whole tribe get it on 3/6d each.Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.This chap came to us straight from the Chichester Festival; we operated just in time, and now he's almost normal.I'm a good little doggie. I'm a good little dog. :hi:Yeah, he's right into it today - d'you mind taking him for walkies?I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recentlyI ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg...I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what.Oh, that's not what I've heard. You know too much, my dental friend. Come clean. You're a dentist aren't you.That's a bloody lie! :hockeygoon:Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhourReally? And what happened to the corned beef rolls? :tsk:He ... um ... used to make them happy in little ways, sir. Ha, ha, ha, very good. What a good punchline. No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 25, 2014 Author Share Posted June 25, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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