Your_Lion Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) Well, he looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me. What you do in your own time, Padre, is written on the wall in the vestry. :tsk:Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and...She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.......tracts of land. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex009.gifa quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. The girl who helped crack the Oppenheimer spy ring in 1947. She gave vital evidence to the Senate Narcotics Commission in 1958. She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist's in 1961All the things you can read about.......in a book.No, well we don't have 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have 'Karnaby Fudge' by Darles Chickens, or 'Farmer of Sludge' by Marles Pickens, or even 'Stickwick Stapers' by Farles Wickens with four M's and a silent Q!!!!! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's?Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body...except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. Well Mr. Frampton I understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister. What's that supposed to be. Give me a big one.. . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. Oh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it...morning, noon and night. :eyeroll:I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you, and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. Edited July 30, 2014 by Your_Lion 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Well, he looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me. What you do in your own time, Padre, is written on the wall in the vestry. :tsk:Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and...She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.......tracts of land. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex009.gifa quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. The girl who helped crack the Oppenheimer spy ring in 1947. She gave vital evidence to the Senate Narcotics Commission in 1958. She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist's in 1961All the things you can read about.......in a book.No, well we don't have 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have 'Karnaby Fudge' by Darles Chickens, or 'Farmer of Sludge' by Marles Pickens, or even 'Stickwick Stapers' by Farles Wickens with four M's and a silent Q!!!!! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's?Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body...except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. Well Mr. Frampton I understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister. What's that supposed to be. Give me a big one.. . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. Oh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it...morning, noon and night. :eyeroll:I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you, and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me.In our Church we try to help people to help themselves - to cars, washing machines, lead piping, no questions asked. We are the only Church, apart from the Baptists, to do respray jobs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Well, he looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me. What you do in your own time, Padre, is written on the wall in the vestry. :tsk:Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and...She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.......tracts of land. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex009.gifa quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. The girl who helped crack the Oppenheimer spy ring in 1947. She gave vital evidence to the Senate Narcotics Commission in 1958. She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist's in 1961All the things you can read about.......in a book.No, well we don't have 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have 'Karnaby Fudge' by Darles Chickens, or 'Farmer of Sludge' by Marles Pickens, or even 'Stickwick Stapers' by Farles Wickens with four M's and a silent Q!!!!! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's?Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body...except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. Well Mr. Frampton I understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister. What's that supposed to be. Give me a big one.. . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. Oh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it...morning, noon and night. :eyeroll:I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you, and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me.In our Church we try to help people to help themselves - to cars, washing machines, lead piping, no questions asked. We are the only Church, apart from the Baptists, to do respray jobs. Don't give me that, sir ... you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Well, he looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me. What you do in your own time, Padre, is written on the wall in the vestry. :tsk:Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and...She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.......tracts of land. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex009.gifa quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. The girl who helped crack the Oppenheimer spy ring in 1947. She gave vital evidence to the Senate Narcotics Commission in 1958. She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist's in 1961All the things you can read about.......in a book.No, well we don't have 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have 'Karnaby Fudge' by Darles Chickens, or 'Farmer of Sludge' by Marles Pickens, or even 'Stickwick Stapers' by Farles Wickens with four M's and a silent Q!!!!! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's?Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body...except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. Well Mr. Frampton I understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister. What's that supposed to be. Give me a big one.. . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. Oh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it...morning, noon and night. :eyeroll:I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you, and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me.In our Church we try to help people to help themselves - to cars, washing machines, lead piping, no questions asked. We are the only Church, apart from the Baptists, to do respray jobs. Don't give me that, sir ... you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches.shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Well, he looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me. What you do in your own time, Padre, is written on the wall in the vestry. :tsk:Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and...She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.......tracts of land. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex009.gifa quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. The girl who helped crack the Oppenheimer spy ring in 1947. She gave vital evidence to the Senate Narcotics Commission in 1958. She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist's in 1961All the things you can read about.......in a book.No, well we don't have 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have 'Karnaby Fudge' by Darles Chickens, or 'Farmer of Sludge' by Marles Pickens, or even 'Stickwick Stapers' by Farles Wickens with four M's and a silent Q!!!!! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's?Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body...except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. Well Mr. Frampton I understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister. What's that supposed to be. Give me a big one.. . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. Oh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it...morning, noon and night. :eyeroll:I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you, and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me.In our Church we try to help people to help themselves - to cars, washing machines, lead piping, no questions asked. We are the only Church, apart from the Baptists, to do respray jobs. Don't give me that, sir ... you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches.shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....We've just heard that Citizen of the World's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 30, 2014 Author Share Posted July 30, 2014 Well, he looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me. What you do in your own time, Padre, is written on the wall in the vestry. :tsk:Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and...She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.......tracts of land. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex009.gifa quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. The girl who helped crack the Oppenheimer spy ring in 1947. She gave vital evidence to the Senate Narcotics Commission in 1958. She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist's in 1961All the things you can read about.......in a book.No, well we don't have 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have 'Karnaby Fudge' by Darles Chickens, or 'Farmer of Sludge' by Marles Pickens, or even 'Stickwick Stapers' by Farles Wickens with four M's and a silent Q!!!!! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's?Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body...except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. Well Mr. Frampton I understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister. What's that supposed to be. Give me a big one.. . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. Oh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it...morning, noon and night. :eyeroll:I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you, and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me.In our Church we try to help people to help themselves - to cars, washing machines, lead piping, no questions asked. We are the only Church, apart from the Baptists, to do respray jobs. Don't give me that, sir ... you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches.shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....We've just heard that Citizen of the World's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.Good evening, I'm the announcer who's just been given this job by the BBC and I'd just like to say how grateful I am to the BBC for providing me with work, particularly at this time of year, when things are a bit thin for us announcers... um... I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recently 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Well, he looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me. What you do in your own time, Padre, is written on the wall in the vestry. :tsk:Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and...She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.......tracts of land. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex009.gifa quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. The girl who helped crack the Oppenheimer spy ring in 1947. She gave vital evidence to the Senate Narcotics Commission in 1958. She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist's in 1961All the things you can read about.......in a book.No, well we don't have 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have 'Karnaby Fudge' by Darles Chickens, or 'Farmer of Sludge' by Marles Pickens, or even 'Stickwick Stapers' by Farles Wickens with four M's and a silent Q!!!!! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's?Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body...except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. Well Mr. Frampton I understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister. What's that supposed to be. Give me a big one.. . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. Oh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it...morning, noon and night. :eyeroll:I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you, and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me.In our Church we try to help people to help themselves - to cars, washing machines, lead piping, no questions asked. We are the only Church, apart from the Baptists, to do respray jobs. Don't give me that, sir ... you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches.shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....We've just heard that Citizen of the World's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.Good evening, I'm the announcer who's just been given this job by the BBC and I'd just like to say how grateful I am to the BBC for providing me with work, particularly at this time of year, when things are a bit thin for us announcers... um... I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recentlySorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often. :cheers: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 31, 2014 Author Share Posted July 31, 2014 Well, he looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me. What you do in your own time, Padre, is written on the wall in the vestry. :tsk:Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and...She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.......tracts of land. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex009.gifa quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. The girl who helped crack the Oppenheimer spy ring in 1947. She gave vital evidence to the Senate Narcotics Commission in 1958. She also helped to convict the woman at the chemist's in 1961All the things you can read about.......in a book.No, well we don't have 'Rarnaby Budge' by Charles Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should add that we don't have 'Karnaby Fudge' by Darles Chickens, or 'Farmer of Sludge' by Marles Pickens, or even 'Stickwick Stapers' by Farles Wickens with four M's and a silent Q!!!!! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's?Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body...except for the intestines and bits of the bottom. Well Mr. Frampton I understand Mr Frampton, you have a... 50% bonus in the...in the region of what you said.Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me. Right, I'm ready to make the incision. Knife please, sister. What's that supposed to be. Give me a big one.. . . . oh I do enjoy this. Right. Oh what a great slit. Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.Oh, stop thinking about sex. You're always on about it...morning, noon and night. :eyeroll:I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you, and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me.In our Church we try to help people to help themselves - to cars, washing machines, lead piping, no questions asked. We are the only Church, apart from the Baptists, to do respray jobs. Don't give me that, sir ... you couldn't smuggle a piece of greaseproof paper let alone a case full of watches.shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....We've just heard that Citizen of the World's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned.Good evening, I'm the announcer who's just been given this job by the BBC and I'd just like to say how grateful I am to the BBC for providing me with work, particularly at this time of year, when things are a bit thin for us announcers... um... I don't know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recentlySorry, I was on the phone to America. It's been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often. :cheers:you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custom55 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Ha Ha Ha Mick... good one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Your_Lion Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! How could you do this to me, Vera ... after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! How could you do this to me, Vera ... after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Our bed is plenty big enough for three... :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! How could you do this to me, Vera ... after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Our bed is plenty big enough for three... :drool:That's all right - you can put the dead Indian in the spare room on top of the dung. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! How could you do this to me, Vera ... after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Our bed is plenty big enough for three... :drool:That's all right - you can put the dead Indian in the spare room on top of the dung.Whole tribe get in on 3/6d each. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! How could you do this to me, Vera ... after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Our bed is plenty big enough for three... :drool:That's all right - you can put the dead Indian in the spare room on top of the dung.Whole tribe get in on 3/6d each. Providing the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and er, given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner here. :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted August 2, 2014 Author Share Posted August 2, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! How could you do this to me, Vera ... after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Our bed is plenty big enough for three... :drool:That's all right - you can put the dead Indian in the spare room on top of the dung.Whole tribe get in on 3/6d each. Providing the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and er, given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner here. :clap:Yes, Monaco is the winner - hall Monaco is the linner- oh yes, man, Monaco's won de big prize, bwana 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! How could you do this to me, Vera ... after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Our bed is plenty big enough for three... :drool:That's all right - you can put the dead Indian in the spare room on top of the dung.Whole tribe get in on 3/6d each. Providing the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and er, given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner here. :clap:Yes, Monaco is the winner - hall Monaco is the linner- oh yes, man, Monaco's won de big prize, bwanaYou have won tonight's star prize, the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0048.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! How could you do this to me, Vera ... after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Our bed is plenty big enough for three... :drool:That's all right - you can put the dead Indian in the spare room on top of the dung.Whole tribe get in on 3/6d each. Providing the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and er, given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner here. :clap:Yes, Monaco is the winner - hall Monaco is the linner- oh yes, man, Monaco's won de big prize, bwanaYou have won tonight's star prize, the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0048.gifBetter better, but Waah, Waah! Hold your hands here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! How could you do this to me, Vera ... after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Our bed is plenty big enough for three... :drool:That's all right - you can put the dead Indian in the spare room on top of the dung.Whole tribe get in on 3/6d each. Providing the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and er, given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner here. :clap:Yes, Monaco is the winner - hall Monaco is the linner- oh yes, man, Monaco's won de big prize, bwanaYou have won tonight's star prize, the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0048.gifBetter better, but Waah, Waah! Hold your hands here. No, no, no, "oooooooh", in surprise and alarm. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0008.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 you said we must have a drink together sometime, so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening.Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.I see. Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered, philistine, pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you. :( Can we have your liver, then?Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.I should say not! How could you do this to me, Vera ... after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Our bed is plenty big enough for three... :drool:That's all right - you can put the dead Indian in the spare room on top of the dung.Whole tribe get in on 3/6d each. Providing the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and er, given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner here. :clap:Yes, Monaco is the winner - hall Monaco is the linner- oh yes, man, Monaco's won de big prize, bwanaYou have won tonight's star prize, the blow on the head. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0048.gifBetter better, but Waah, Waah! Hold your hands here. No, no, no, "oooooooh", in surprise and alarm. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0008.gifAmongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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