And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[blackhawkrush]

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like.

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.

It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.

Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.

Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. :baabaa: :baabaa:

[Your_Lion]

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like.

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.

It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.

Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.

Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. :baabaa: :baabaa:

Yes ... you might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2 ... they'd watch it, eh?

[Citizen of the World]

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like.

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.

It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.

Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.

Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. :baabaa: :baabaa:

Yes ... you might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2 ... they'd watch it, eh?

Disgusting! But more interesting!

[blackhawkrush]

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like.

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.

It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.

Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.

Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. :baabaa: :baabaa:

Yes ... you might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2 ... they'd watch it, eh?

Disgusting! But more interesting!

I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! :hi:

[Your_Lion]

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like.

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.

It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.

Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.

Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. :baabaa: :baabaa:

Yes ... you might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2 ... they'd watch it, eh?

Disgusting! But more interesting!

I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! :hi:

Hm. I see. Well I think I may be able to help you. You see...your cat is suffering from what we Vets haven't found a word for.

[blackhawkrush]

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like.

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.

It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.

Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.

Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. :baabaa: :baabaa:

Yes ... you might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2 ... they'd watch it, eh?

Disgusting! But more interesting!

I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! :hi:

Hm. I see. Well I think I may be able to help you. You see...your cat is suffering from what we Vets haven't found a word for.

He ain't going to no hospital. He's got the return fight next week. :clap: :pussy: :clap:

[Citizen of the World]

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like.

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.

It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.

Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.

Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. :baabaa: :baabaa:

Yes ... you might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2 ... they'd watch it, eh?

Disgusting! But more interesting!

I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! :hi:

Hm. I see. Well I think I may be able to help you. You see...your cat is suffering from what we Vets haven't found a word for.

He ain't going to no hospital. He's got the return fight next week. :clap: :pussy: :clap:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

[blackhawkrush]

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like.

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.

It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.

Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.

Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. :baabaa: :baabaa:

Yes ... you might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2 ... they'd watch it, eh?

Disgusting! But more interesting!

I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! :hi:

Hm. I see. Well I think I may be able to help you. You see...your cat is suffering from what we Vets haven't found a word for.

He ain't going to no hospital. He's got the return fight next week. :clap: :pussy: :clap:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

Ah! It's the sex, is it?

[Your_Lion]

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like.

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.

It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.

Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.

Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. :baabaa: :baabaa:

Yes ... you might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2 ... they'd watch it, eh?

Disgusting! But more interesting!

I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! :hi:

Hm. I see. Well I think I may be able to help you. You see...your cat is suffering from what we Vets haven't found a word for.

He ain't going to no hospital. He's got the return fight next week. :clap: :pussy: :clap:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

Ah! It's the sex, is it?

Wymer. This is for your benefit. Will you kindly wake up. I've no intention of going through this all again. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0027.gif

[blackhawkrush]

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, shove you off the pavement, like.

Er, well, if this were repeated over the whole country it'd probably be very messy.

It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it.

Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint.

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

We were wondering if you could see your way clear...to giving us...a quick... a quick... visual... Mr Frampton, will you take your trousers down?

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public.

Oh, no, no, no...unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable

And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?

Very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. :baabaa: :baabaa:

Yes ... you might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2 ... they'd watch it, eh?

Disgusting! But more interesting!

I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat! :hi:

Hm. I see. Well I think I may be able to help you. You see...your cat is suffering from what we Vets haven't found a word for.

He ain't going to no hospital. He's got the return fight next week. :clap: :pussy: :clap:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

Ah! It's the sex, is it?

Wymer. This is for your benefit. Will you kindly wake up. I've no intention of going through this all again. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0027.gif

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: "The Naughtiest Girl in the School" starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos. :coy:

[Citizen of the World]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

[blackhawkrush]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

[Citizen of the World]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

[Your_Lion]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

[blackhawkrush]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

[Your_Lion]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

You don't vote for Kings.

[KennyLee]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

You don't vote for Kings.

 

Well how'd you become king?

[blackhawkrush]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

You don't vote for Kings.

 

Well how'd you become king?

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 23rd? :eyeroll:

[Your_Lion]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

You don't vote for Kings.

 

Well how'd you become king?

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Camels don't have numbers.

[Citizen of the World]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

You don't vote for Kings.

 

Well how'd you become king?

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Camels don't have numbers.

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.

[blackhawkrush]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

You don't vote for Kings.

 

Well how'd you become king?

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Camels don't have numbers.

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.

Hey, you've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

[Citizen of the World]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

You don't vote for Kings.

 

Well how'd you become king?

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Camels don't have numbers.

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.

Hey, you've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

[blackhawkrush]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

You don't vote for Kings.

 

Well how'd you become king?

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Camels don't have numbers.

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.

Hey, you've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

Oh, it's his writer's cramp! :o

[Citizen of the World]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

You don't vote for Kings.

 

Well how'd you become king?

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Camels don't have numbers.

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.

Hey, you've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

Oh, it's his writer's cramp! :o

No.. he's down again and writing Dennis, he's written THE again, he's crossed it out again and he has written A and there is a second word coming up straight away, it is SAT, a sat, doesn't make sense a sat, a Saturday, it is a SATURDAY and the crowd are loving it.

[Your_Lion]

Are there any regiments which are more effeminate than others?

I'll scratch your eyes out. :cheerleader:

A scratch? Your arm's off.

tell you what. All those people who don't want to stay here and shoot themselves, raise their arms.

The vote was unanimous with one abstention.

You don't vote for Kings.

 

Well how'd you become king?

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Camels don't have numbers.

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.

Hey, you've got two legs missing! And that's a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

Oh, it's his writer's cramp! :o

No.. he's down again and writing Dennis, he's written THE again, he's crossed it out again and he has written A and there is a second word coming up straight away, it is SAT, a sat, doesn't make sense a sat, a Saturday, it is a SATURDAY and the crowd are loving it.

In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die ... laughing.