And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[Citizen of the World]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

[blackhawkrush]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy: Edited May 24, 2014 by blackhawkrush

[Citizen of the World]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

[Your_Lion]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

[Citizen of the World]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

[Your_Lion]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

[blackhawkrush]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

[Citizen of the World]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

[blackhawkrush]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P

[Citizen of the World]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P

By the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

[blackhawkrush]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P

By the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:

[Citizen of the World]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P

By the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

[blackhawkrush]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P

By the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

Yes, that's right, size eight.

[Citizen of the World]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P

By the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

Yes, that's right, size eight.

Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.

[Your_Lion]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P

By the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

Yes, that's right, size eight.

Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

[Citizen of the World]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P

By the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

Yes, that's right, size eight.

Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence

[blackhawkrush]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P

By the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

Yes, that's right, size eight.

Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence

But now that the Government has collapsed, and shown itself incapable of providing any sort of unifying force, I feel we do need the stability and the breathing space that a military presence would provide. :madra:

[Citizen of the World]

that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel

The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

And now a nice version of that same sketch.

Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

Bit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

:gumby: Oh, that was fun!

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here

Well, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P

By the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

Yes, that's right, size eight.

Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.

But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence

But now that the Government has collapsed, and shown itself incapable of providing any sort of unifying force, I feel we do need the stability and the breathing space that a military presence would provide. :madra:

Well suppose some of your tanks was to get broken and troops started getting lost, er, fights started breaking out during general inspection, like.

[blackhawkrush]

And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

[Citizen of the World]

And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun

[Your_Lion]

And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun

The Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:

Edited May 26, 2014 by Your_Lion

[Citizen of the World]

And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun

The Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:

You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.

[Your_Lion]

And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun

The Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:

You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.

I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.

[Citizen of the World]

And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun

The Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:

You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.

I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.

there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.

[Your_Lion]

And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun

The Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:

You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.

I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.

there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.

Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please.