Citizen of the World Posted May 24, 2014 Author Share Posted May 24, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 (edited) that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy: Edited May 24, 2014 by blackhawkrush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 24, 2014 Author Share Posted May 24, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 24, 2014 Author Share Posted May 24, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 25, 2014 Author Share Posted May 25, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview hereWell, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 25, 2014 Author Share Posted May 25, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview hereWell, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :PBy the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview hereWell, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :PBy the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 25, 2014 Author Share Posted May 25, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview hereWell, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :PBy the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview hereWell, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :PBy the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.Yes, that's right, size eight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 25, 2014 Author Share Posted May 25, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview hereWell, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :PBy the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.Yes, that's right, size eight. Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview hereWell, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :PBy the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.Yes, that's right, size eight. Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 25, 2014 Author Share Posted May 25, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview hereWell, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :PBy the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.Yes, that's right, size eight. Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview hereWell, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :PBy the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.Yes, that's right, size eight. Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National DefenceBut now that the Government has collapsed, and shown itself incapable of providing any sort of unifying force, I feel we do need the stability and the breathing space that a military presence would provide. :madra: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 26, 2014 Author Share Posted May 26, 2014 that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice ... well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavelThe accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.And now a nice version of that same sketch. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...Um, lights please, nurse. Oh, and...er...music, too. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you tooBit lumpy ...ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards!I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. :gumby: Oh, that was fun!Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview hereWell, if you'll just wait in here, sir, I'm sure Mr. Thompson won't keep you waiting long. :PBy the way sir, Mr Bartlett has gone, sir. He said he couldn't wait any longer.Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken. :tsk:You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.Yes, that's right, size eight. Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National DefenceBut now that the Government has collapsed, and shown itself incapable of providing any sort of unifying force, I feel we do need the stability and the breathing space that a military presence would provide. :madra:Well suppose some of your tanks was to get broken and troops started getting lost, er, fights started breaking out during general inspection, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 26, 2014 Author Share Posted May 26, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke: Edited May 26, 2014 by Your_Lion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 26, 2014 Author Share Posted May 26, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted May 29, 2014 Author Share Posted May 29, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. Well, of course, warfare isn't all funThe Navy's out of sight, man. Come together with the RN. It's really something other than else. :smoke:You see, what I really wanted was a regiment where I could be really quiet and have more time to myself to work with fabrics, and creating new concepts in interior design.I think the court will be able to judge that for themselves. I want to know why the regiment presented the accused with a special pair of gaiters.there was a bit of a mix-up. Well, Walters thought he was buying the present, and Spadger and I had already got the other one.Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt and improve. Just a pair of knickers then please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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