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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?
Posted

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

Oh, very witty, Wilde. :cheers:
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

Oh, very witty, Wilde. :cheers:

It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

Oh, very witty, Wilde. :cheers:

It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?

Mr. Dennis Keats will recite his latest problem "Ode to a glass of sherry." :popcorn:
Posted

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

Oh, very witty, Wilde. :cheers:

It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?

Mr. Dennis Keats will recite his latest problem "Ode to a glass of sherry." :popcorn:

Not at all, vicar, you're one of our best customers... you and the United States.

Posted

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

Oh, very witty, Wilde. :cheers:

It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?

Mr. Dennis Keats will recite his latest problem "Ode to a glass of sherry." :popcorn:

Not at all, vicar, you're one of our best customers... you and the United States.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England. :cosmo:
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

Oh, very witty, Wilde. :cheers:

It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?

Mr. Dennis Keats will recite his latest problem "Ode to a glass of sherry." :popcorn:

Not at all, vicar, you're one of our best customers... you and the United States.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England. :cosmo:

Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

Oh, very witty, Wilde. :cheers:

It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?

Mr. Dennis Keats will recite his latest problem "Ode to a glass of sherry." :popcorn:

Not at all, vicar, you're one of our best customers... you and the United States.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England. :cosmo:

Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. :blush:
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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

Oh, very witty, Wilde. :cheers:

It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?

Mr. Dennis Keats will recite his latest problem "Ode to a glass of sherry." :popcorn:

Not at all, vicar, you're one of our best customers... you and the United States.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England. :cosmo:

Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. :blush:

Right... Well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag ... for the briefcase, umbrella, the pens in your breast pocket and your string vest.

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Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny..

Are you, uh,...are you selling something? :drool:

"Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week." What does that mean? :huh:

What do I mean by the word mean? What do I mean by the word word, what do I mean by what do I mean, what do I mean by do, and what do I do by mean?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing

I'm just getting...a buzzing noise in my left ear. :bitchslap:

Number nine. The ear.

You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet. :rage:

Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d—. He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.

No... I'm still not getting anything... Er, could you try it in a higher register?

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

Oh, very witty, Wilde. :cheers:

It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?

Mr. Dennis Keats will recite his latest problem "Ode to a glass of sherry." :popcorn:

Not at all, vicar, you're one of our best customers... you and the United States.

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of England. :cosmo:

Well listen to me my fine fellow, you are a bit of tail, that's what you are.

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job. :blush:

Right... Well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag ... for the briefcase, umbrella, the pens in your breast pocket and your string vest.

You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven...
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Good Lord, is that the time? Oh, my goodness, I must close for lunch. :pizza: :drool: :pizza:

For lunch Ken crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. But lunch doesn't take long. Ken's soon up on his feet and back to bed.

Posted

Good Lord, is that the time? Oh, my goodness, I must close for lunch. :pizza: :drool: :pizza:

For lunch Ken crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. But lunch doesn't take long. Ken's soon up on his feet and back to bed.

Good Lord, is that the time? Oh, my goodness, I must close for lunch. :pizza: :drool: :pizza:

For lunch Ken crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. But lunch doesn't take long. Ken's soon up on his feet and back to bed.

Oh no, I'm afraid not, sir. Our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds, sir.
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Good Lord, is that the time? Oh, my goodness, I must close for lunch. :pizza: :drool: :pizza:

For lunch Ken crouches down in the road and rubs gravel into his hair. But lunch doesn't take long. Ken's soon up on his feet and back to bed.

Oh no, I'm afraid not, sir. Our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds, sir.

Bert! This bloke won't haggle!

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