And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[Your_Lion]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

Well, bang goes his application, then. :bang bang:

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.

Yes, yes, yes, I do follow, Mr Anchovy, but you see the snag is... if I now call Mr Chipperfield and say to him, 'look here, I've got a forty-five-year-old chartered accountant with me who wants to become a lion tamer', his first question is not going to be 'does he have his own hat?

You're right. There are no lions in the Antarctic. That's ridiculous! Whoever heard of a lion in the Antarctic? Right. Lose the lion.

In the snow, instead of the tree, I see Rock Hudson, and instead of the dog I see Doris Day and, gentlemen, Doris Day goes up to Rock Hudson and she kisses him

There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. :o

Co,me on, you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far.

Oh, now, this is really going too far.

It's only a model.

Well here is a three-stage model of Tschaikowsky... here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night ... And this is the main trunk, the power house of the whole thing, incorporating of course the naughty bits, which were extremely naughty for his time, and the whole thing is subservient to this small command module, the, as it were, head of the whole, as it were, body

Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit.

I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once.... arrgghhh

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

Look, would you mind keeping it down, please...we come as - as I said just now, to the coffee.

The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador.

[blackhawkrush]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

Well, bang goes his application, then. :bang bang:

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.

Yes, yes, yes, I do follow, Mr Anchovy, but you see the snag is... if I now call Mr Chipperfield and say to him, 'look here, I've got a forty-five-year-old chartered accountant with me who wants to become a lion tamer', his first question is not going to be 'does he have his own hat?

You're right. There are no lions in the Antarctic. That's ridiculous! Whoever heard of a lion in the Antarctic? Right. Lose the lion.

In the snow, instead of the tree, I see Rock Hudson, and instead of the dog I see Doris Day and, gentlemen, Doris Day goes up to Rock Hudson and she kisses him

There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. :o

Co,me on, you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far.

Oh, now, this is really going too far.

It's only a model.

Well here is a three-stage model of Tschaikowsky... here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night ... And this is the main trunk, the power house of the whole thing, incorporating of course the naughty bits, which were extremely naughty for his time, and the whole thing is subservient to this small command module, the, as it were, head of the whole, as it were, body

Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit.

I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once.... arrgghhh

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

Look, would you mind keeping it down, please...we come as - as I said just now, to the coffee.

The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador.

Ah, those were the days.

[Citizen of the World]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

Well, bang goes his application, then. :bang bang:

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.

Yes, yes, yes, I do follow, Mr Anchovy, but you see the snag is... if I now call Mr Chipperfield and say to him, 'look here, I've got a forty-five-year-old chartered accountant with me who wants to become a lion tamer', his first question is not going to be 'does he have his own hat?

You're right. There are no lions in the Antarctic. That's ridiculous! Whoever heard of a lion in the Antarctic? Right. Lose the lion.

In the snow, instead of the tree, I see Rock Hudson, and instead of the dog I see Doris Day and, gentlemen, Doris Day goes up to Rock Hudson and she kisses him

There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. :o

Co,me on, you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far.

Oh, now, this is really going too far.

It's only a model.

Well here is a three-stage model of Tschaikowsky... here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night ... And this is the main trunk, the power house of the whole thing, incorporating of course the naughty bits, which were extremely naughty for his time, and the whole thing is subservient to this small command module, the, as it were, head of the whole, as it were, body

Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit.

I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once.... arrgghhh

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

Look, would you mind keeping it down, please...we come as - as I said just now, to the coffee.

The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador.

Ah, those were the days.

I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiny old house, with great big holes in the roof.

[blackhawkrush]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

Well, bang goes his application, then. :bang bang:

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.

Yes, yes, yes, I do follow, Mr Anchovy, but you see the snag is... if I now call Mr Chipperfield and say to him, 'look here, I've got a forty-five-year-old chartered accountant with me who wants to become a lion tamer', his first question is not going to be 'does he have his own hat?

You're right. There are no lions in the Antarctic. That's ridiculous! Whoever heard of a lion in the Antarctic? Right. Lose the lion.

In the snow, instead of the tree, I see Rock Hudson, and instead of the dog I see Doris Day and, gentlemen, Doris Day goes up to Rock Hudson and she kisses him

There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. :o

Co,me on, you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far.

Oh, now, this is really going too far.

It's only a model.

Well here is a three-stage model of Tschaikowsky... here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night ... And this is the main trunk, the power house of the whole thing, incorporating of course the naughty bits, which were extremely naughty for his time, and the whole thing is subservient to this small command module, the, as it were, head of the whole, as it were, body

Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit.

I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once.... arrgghhh

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

Look, would you mind keeping it down, please...we come as - as I said just now, to the coffee.

The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador.

Ah, those were the days.

I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiny old house, with great big holes in the roof.

It is a great honour to have so many members of the Government dead in our sitting room.

[Citizen of the World]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

Well, bang goes his application, then. :bang bang:

Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you'd never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board.

Yes, yes, yes, I do follow, Mr Anchovy, but you see the snag is... if I now call Mr Chipperfield and say to him, 'look here, I've got a forty-five-year-old chartered accountant with me who wants to become a lion tamer', his first question is not going to be 'does he have his own hat?

You're right. There are no lions in the Antarctic. That's ridiculous! Whoever heard of a lion in the Antarctic? Right. Lose the lion.

In the snow, instead of the tree, I see Rock Hudson, and instead of the dog I see Doris Day and, gentlemen, Doris Day goes up to Rock Hudson and she kisses him

There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. :o

Co,me on, you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far.

Oh, now, this is really going too far.

It's only a model.

Well here is a three-stage model of Tschaikowsky... here you see the legs, used for walking around, and which can be jettisoned at night ... And this is the main trunk, the power house of the whole thing, incorporating of course the naughty bits, which were extremely naughty for his time, and the whole thing is subservient to this small command module, the, as it were, head of the whole, as it were, body

Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit.

I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once.... arrgghhh

We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

Look, would you mind keeping it down, please...we come as - as I said just now, to the coffee.

The tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head. From the House of Conquistador.

Ah, those were the days.

I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiny old house, with great big holes in the roof.

It is a great honour to have so many members of the Government dead in our sitting room.

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

[Your_Lion]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

[Citizen of the World]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

[Your_Lion]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

[Citizen of the World]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

[blackhawkrush]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

[Citizen of the World]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

[blackhawkrush]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

[Citizen of the World]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

[Your_Lion]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

[Citizen of the World]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

[blackhawkrush]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :cheers:

[Your_Lion]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :cheers:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

[blackhawkrush]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :cheers:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair.

[Your_Lion]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :cheers:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair.

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.

[blackhawkrush]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :cheers:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair.

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.

Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :sigh:

[Your_Lion]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :cheers:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair.

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.

Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :sigh:

There will now be a whopping great intermission, during which small ice creams in very large boxes will be sold.

[blackhawkrush]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :cheers:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair.

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.

Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :sigh:

There will now be a whopping great intermission, during which small ice creams in very large boxes will be sold.

...and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

[Your_Lion]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :cheers:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair.

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.

Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :sigh:

There will now be a whopping great intermission, during which small ice creams in very large boxes will be sold.

...and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

The major assault on the Uxbridge Road has been going on for about three weeks, really ever since they established base camp here at the junction of Willesden Road, and from there they climbed steadily to establish camp two, outside Lewis's, and it's taken them another three days to establish camp three, here outside the post office.

[Citizen of the World]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :cheers:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair.

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.

Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :sigh:

There will now be a whopping great intermission, during which small ice creams in very large boxes will be sold.

...and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

The major assault on the Uxbridge Road has been going on for about three weeks, really ever since they established base camp here at the junction of Willesden Road, and from there they climbed steadily to establish camp two, outside Lewis's, and it's taken them another three days to establish camp three, here outside the post office.

a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

[Your_Lion]

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it

It is easy for us to judge Dinsdale Piranha too harshly. After all he only did what many of us simply dream of doing... :drool: I'm sorry. After all a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. Dinsdale was a looney, but he was a happy looney. Lucky bastard.

I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been number four, and not Katy Boyle. Katy Boyle is not a loony, she is a television personality

But some of the older idiots resent the graduate idiot.

Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.

I don't like the sound of these 'ere boncentration bamps.

I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

Anyway, the problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? :drool:

You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :cheers:

Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they're both perfectly fit, I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.

They say it's not only cruel, vicious and immoral, but also blatantly unfair.

Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.

Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? :sigh:

There will now be a whopping great intermission, during which small ice creams in very large boxes will be sold.

...and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

The major assault on the Uxbridge Road has been going on for about three weeks, really ever since they established base camp here at the junction of Willesden Road, and from there they climbed steadily to establish camp two, outside Lewis's, and it's taken them another three days to establish camp three, here outside the post office.

a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.