blackhawkrush Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 19, 2015 Author Share Posted April 19, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 19, 2015 Author Share Posted April 19, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh?Today, I hear the robin sing! :geddy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 19, 2015 Author Share Posted April 19, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh?Today, I hear the robin sing! :geddy:He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh?Today, I hear the robin sing! :geddy:He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!Ladies and gentlemen, the World of History is proud to present the premiere of TRF's re-enactment of 'The Battle of Pearl Harbour'. :clap: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh?Today, I hear the robin sing! :geddy:He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!Ladies and gentlemen, the World of History is proud to present the premiere of TRF's re-enactment of 'The Battle of Pearl Harbour'. :clap:Me heap big fan 73. She fine actress. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 20, 2015 Author Share Posted April 20, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh?Today, I hear the robin sing! :geddy:He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!Ladies and gentlemen, the World of History is proud to present the premiere of TRF's re-enactment of 'The Battle of Pearl Harbour'. :clap:Me heap big fan 73. She fine actress.Hi Scarrie! Oh, sorry. Hi Stocky! Oh - I'm sorry again. Oh, Blackhawkrush. I'm just unhappy with this line. Hey, can I do it all sort of kooky, like this? Hi Scottie! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh?Today, I hear the robin sing! :geddy:He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!Ladies and gentlemen, the World of History is proud to present the premiere of TRF's re-enactment of 'The Battle of Pearl Harbour'. :clap:Me heap big fan 73. She fine actress.Hi Scarrie! Oh, sorry. Hi Stocky! Oh - I'm sorry again. Oh, Blackhawkrush. I'm just unhappy with this line. Hey, can I do it all sort of kooky, like this? Hi Scottie!That nice Mr. Heath would never allow that. :tsk: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 20, 2015 Author Share Posted April 20, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh?Today, I hear the robin sing! :geddy:He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!Ladies and gentlemen, the World of History is proud to present the premiere of TRF's re-enactment of 'The Battle of Pearl Harbour'. :clap:Me heap big fan 73. She fine actress.Hi Scarrie! Oh, sorry. Hi Stocky! Oh - I'm sorry again. Oh, Blackhawkrush. I'm just unhappy with this line. Hey, can I do it all sort of kooky, like this? Hi Scottie!That nice Mr. Heath would never allow that. :tsk:Trade Union leaders - I would say this - we've done our part. Now, on behalf of the community, we have a right to expect you, the Trade Union leaders, to do yours. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh?Today, I hear the robin sing! :geddy:He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!Ladies and gentlemen, the World of History is proud to present the premiere of TRF's re-enactment of 'The Battle of Pearl Harbour'. :clap:Me heap big fan 73. She fine actress.Hi Scarrie! Oh, sorry. Hi Stocky! Oh - I'm sorry again. Oh, Blackhawkrush. I'm just unhappy with this line. Hey, can I do it all sort of kooky, like this? Hi Scottie!That nice Mr. Heath would never allow that. :tsk:Trade Union leaders - I would say this - we've done our part. Now, on behalf of the community, we have a right to expect you, the Trade Union leaders, to do yours.Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy? :o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 20, 2015 Author Share Posted April 20, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh?Today, I hear the robin sing! :geddy:He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!Ladies and gentlemen, the World of History is proud to present the premiere of TRF's re-enactment of 'The Battle of Pearl Harbour'. :clap:Me heap big fan 73. She fine actress.Hi Scarrie! Oh, sorry. Hi Stocky! Oh - I'm sorry again. Oh, Blackhawkrush. I'm just unhappy with this line. Hey, can I do it all sort of kooky, like this? Hi Scottie!That nice Mr. Heath would never allow that. :tsk:Trade Union leaders - I would say this - we've done our part. Now, on behalf of the community, we have a right to expect you, the Trade Union leaders, to do yours.Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy? :oLemon curry? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Taking life as it comes, sharing the good things and the bad things, finding laughter and fun wherever they go - it is with these two happy-go-lucky rogues that our story begins. For it is they who were run over by Alex Diamond ... international crime fighter and playboy ... fast-moving ... tough-talking ... and just one of the many hundreds of famous people who suffer from lumbago, the epidemic disease about which no one knows more than this man ... Dr Emile Koning ... doctor ... surgeon ... proctologist ... and selfless fighter against human suffering, whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight ...Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere! Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere ... or rather, the story of his daughter ... For it was her courage, foresight and understanding that enabled us to probe beneath the sophisticated veneer of ... the Royal Arsenal Women's College, Bagshot ... and learn the true story of this man ... Len Hanky! Chiropodist, voyeur, hen-teaser. The man of whom the chairman of Fiat once said... ..."Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers." :o I do apologize for that last...well I hesitate to call it a post...but I had no idea.Oh, no need to apologize, it doesn't worry me. I know and I'm grateful. I'd like to apologize too to the prosecuting counsel for dragging him in here morning after morning in such lovely weather.On tomorrow's chart, the picture is much the same. Temperatures about average for the time of year. :sundog:S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. :outtahere:must be a king....He hasn't got shit all over him.The incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink. Look at him laughing... ooh, he's a chirpy little fellow. Isn't he a chirpy little fellow ... eh? eh?Today, I hear the robin sing! :geddy:He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!Ladies and gentlemen, the World of History is proud to present the premiere of TRF's re-enactment of 'The Battle of Pearl Harbour'. :clap:Me heap big fan 73. She fine actress.Hi Scarrie! Oh, sorry. Hi Stocky! Oh - I'm sorry again. Oh, Blackhawkrush. I'm just unhappy with this line. Hey, can I do it all sort of kooky, like this? Hi Scottie!That nice Mr. Heath would never allow that. :tsk:Trade Union leaders - I would say this - we've done our part. Now, on behalf of the community, we have a right to expect you, the Trade Union leaders, to do yours.Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy? :oLemon curry? Well, it's got some rat in it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 21, 2015 Author Share Posted April 21, 2015 :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one? :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one?Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr Blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one? :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one?Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr BlackhawkrushNo! They'd be useless! :burger: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one? :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one?Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr BlackhawkrushNo! They'd be useless! :burger: Oh.... Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one? :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one?Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr BlackhawkrushNo! They'd be useless! :burger: Oh.... Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger...Sort of nice and woody type of thing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 22, 2015 Author Share Posted April 22, 2015 :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one? :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one?Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr BlackhawkrushNo! They'd be useless! :burger: Oh.... Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger...Sort of nice and woody type of thing. If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one? :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one?Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr BlackhawkrushNo! They'd be useless! :burger: Oh.... Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger...Sort of nice and woody type of thing. If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one? :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one?Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr BlackhawkrushNo! They'd be useless! :burger: Oh.... Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger...Sort of nice and woody type of thing. If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. Well I've got to stop you there Block I'm afraid, because we've got someone who's been doing cabaret in the New Forest. From America, will you welcome please a Chippendale writing desk. :clap: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 22, 2015 Author Share Posted April 22, 2015 :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one? :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one?Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr BlackhawkrushNo! They'd be useless! :burger: Oh.... Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger...Sort of nice and woody type of thing. If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. Well I've got to stop you there Block I'm afraid, because we've got someone who's been doing cabaret in the New Forest. From America, will you welcome please a Chippendale writing desk. :clap: :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one? :drool: Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you...er...get me another one?Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr BlackhawkrushNo! They'd be useless! :burger: Oh.... Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger...Sort of nice and woody type of thing. If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. Well I've got to stop you there Block I'm afraid, because we've got someone who's been doing cabaret in the New Forest. From America, will you welcome please a Chippendale writing desk. :clap:every Thursday night there's a bloody cabaret in the bar featuring some tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some big fat bloated tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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