And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[Your_Lion]

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

One thing is for sure; a sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'. As you see. As for flight, its body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation. Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their heads, there's no shifting it.

I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel. :baabaa:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Oh, yes. Oh, incidentally your film's won a prize... :codger:

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police.

I clearly saw the defendant ... doing whatever he's accused of...Red-handed. When kicked... he said: 'It's a fair ... cop, I done it all ... Right... no doubt about... that'. Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. The end.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen002.gif

Mind you, I didn't join the police force just to wear the helmets, you know... This just happens to be one of the little perks.

It's the uniform that puts them off, that and my bad breath.

Say, have you tried using Crelm toothpaste? :D

No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari. :outtahere:

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :digi:

What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name

That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

[blackhawkrush]

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

One thing is for sure; a sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'. As you see. As for flight, its body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation. Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their heads, there's no shifting it.

I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel. :baabaa:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Oh, yes. Oh, incidentally your film's won a prize... :codger:

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police.

I clearly saw the defendant ... doing whatever he's accused of...Red-handed. When kicked... he said: 'It's a fair ... cop, I done it all ... Right... no doubt about... that'. Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. The end.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen002.gif

Mind you, I didn't join the police force just to wear the helmets, you know... This just happens to be one of the little perks.

It's the uniform that puts them off, that and my bad breath.

Say, have you tried using Crelm toothpaste? :D

No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari. :outtahere:

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :digi:

What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name

That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

None of this "Pussycat" nonsense? :tsk:

[Your_Lion]

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

One thing is for sure; a sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'. As you see. As for flight, its body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation. Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their heads, there's no shifting it.

I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel. :baabaa:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Oh, yes. Oh, incidentally your film's won a prize... :codger:

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police.

I clearly saw the defendant ... doing whatever he's accused of...Red-handed. When kicked... he said: 'It's a fair ... cop, I done it all ... Right... no doubt about... that'. Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. The end.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen002.gif

Mind you, I didn't join the police force just to wear the helmets, you know... This just happens to be one of the little perks.

It's the uniform that puts them off, that and my bad breath.

Say, have you tried using Crelm toothpaste? :D

No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari. :outtahere:

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :digi:

What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name

That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

None of this "Pussycat" nonsense? :tsk:

Stop! Stop this adaptation of 'Puss-in-Boots'! This is the Police Department of the State of Venezuela!

[blackhawkrush]

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

One thing is for sure; a sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'. As you see. As for flight, its body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation. Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their heads, there's no shifting it.

I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel. :baabaa:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Oh, yes. Oh, incidentally your film's won a prize... :codger:

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police.

I clearly saw the defendant ... doing whatever he's accused of...Red-handed. When kicked... he said: 'It's a fair ... cop, I done it all ... Right... no doubt about... that'. Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. The end.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen002.gif

Mind you, I didn't join the police force just to wear the helmets, you know... This just happens to be one of the little perks.

It's the uniform that puts them off, that and my bad breath.

Say, have you tried using Crelm toothpaste? :D

No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari. :outtahere:

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :digi:

What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name

That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

None of this "Pussycat" nonsense? :tsk:

Stop! Stop this adaptation of 'Puss-in-Boots'! This is the Police Department of the State of Venezuela!

Ronald Rodgers reports on storage jars there.

[Citizen of the World]

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

One thing is for sure; a sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'. As you see. As for flight, its body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation. Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their heads, there's no shifting it.

I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel. :baabaa:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Oh, yes. Oh, incidentally your film's won a prize... :codger:

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police.

I clearly saw the defendant ... doing whatever he's accused of...Red-handed. When kicked... he said: 'It's a fair ... cop, I done it all ... Right... no doubt about... that'. Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. The end.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen002.gif

Mind you, I didn't join the police force just to wear the helmets, you know... This just happens to be one of the little perks.

It's the uniform that puts them off, that and my bad breath.

Say, have you tried using Crelm toothpaste? :D

No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari. :outtahere:

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :digi:

What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name

That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

None of this "Pussycat" nonsense? :tsk:

Stop! Stop this adaptation of 'Puss-in-Boots'! This is the Police Department of the State of Venezuela!

Ronald Rodgers reports on storage jars there.

I have friend who, as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers.

[Your_Lion]

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

One thing is for sure; a sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'. As you see. As for flight, its body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation. Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their heads, there's no shifting it.

I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel. :baabaa:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Oh, yes. Oh, incidentally your film's won a prize... :codger:

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police.

I clearly saw the defendant ... doing whatever he's accused of...Red-handed. When kicked... he said: 'It's a fair ... cop, I done it all ... Right... no doubt about... that'. Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. The end.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen002.gif

Mind you, I didn't join the police force just to wear the helmets, you know... This just happens to be one of the little perks.

It's the uniform that puts them off, that and my bad breath.

Say, have you tried using Crelm toothpaste? :D

No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari. :outtahere:

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :digi:

What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name

That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

None of this "Pussycat" nonsense? :tsk:

Stop! Stop this adaptation of 'Puss-in-Boots'! This is the Police Department of the State of Venezuela!

Ronald Rodgers reports on storage jars there.

I have friend who, as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

[Citizen of the World]

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

One thing is for sure; a sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'. As you see. As for flight, its body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation. Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their heads, there's no shifting it.

I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump, straight up in the air and across the Channel. :baabaa:

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken. Why can't we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Oh, yes. Oh, incidentally your film's won a prize... :codger:

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police.

I clearly saw the defendant ... doing whatever he's accused of...Red-handed. When kicked... he said: 'It's a fair ... cop, I done it all ... Right... no doubt about... that'. Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. The end.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-gen002.gif

Mind you, I didn't join the police force just to wear the helmets, you know... This just happens to be one of the little perks.

It's the uniform that puts them off, that and my bad breath.

Say, have you tried using Crelm toothpaste? :D

No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari. :outtahere:

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :digi:

What a beautiful name. What a beautiful, beautiful name

That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

None of this "Pussycat" nonsense? :tsk:

Stop! Stop this adaptation of 'Puss-in-Boots'! This is the Police Department of the State of Venezuela!

Ronald Rodgers reports on storage jars there.

I have friend who, as a result of his injuries thinks he is Clodagh Rogers.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

[Your_Lion]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

[Citizen of the World]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

[blackhawkrush]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

[Citizen of the World]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

[Your_Lion]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

[Citizen of the World]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

[Your_Lion]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

[MusicHead]

Chop down this tree with a herring!

[Citizen of the World]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

Right you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece.

[blackhawkrush]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

Right you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy.

[Citizen of the World]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

Right you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy.

Hmm, that's a good idea for a song, er..... Yum-yum, yum-yum-dee buggetty, rum fing f-tooo, Yi! Ni! Ni! Yow-oooo!!

[Digital Dad]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

Right you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy.

Hmm, that's a good idea for a song, er..... Yum-yum, yum-yum-dee buggetty, rum fing f-tooo, Yi! Ni! Ni! Yow-oooo!!

 

For...she's gone to marry Yum Yum. Crikey the old song has finished her off.

[Citizen of the World]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

Right you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy.

Hmm, that's a good idea for a song, er..... Yum-yum, yum-yum-dee buggetty, rum fing f-tooo, Yi! Ni! Ni! Yow-oooo!!

 

For...she's gone to marry Yum Yum. Crikey the old song has finished her off.

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it

[Your_Lion]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

Right you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy.

Hmm, that's a good idea for a song, er..... Yum-yum, yum-yum-dee buggetty, rum fing f-tooo, Yi! Ni! Ni! Yow-oooo!!

 

For...she's gone to marry Yum Yum. Crikey the old song has finished her off.

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit. :ebert:

[Citizen of the World]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

Right you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy.

Hmm, that's a good idea for a song, er..... Yum-yum, yum-yum-dee buggetty, rum fing f-tooo, Yi! Ni! Ni! Yow-oooo!!

 

For...she's gone to marry Yum Yum. Crikey the old song has finished her off.

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit. :ebert:

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

[blackhawkrush]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

Right you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy.

Hmm, that's a good idea for a song, er..... Yum-yum, yum-yum-dee buggetty, rum fing f-tooo, Yi! Ni! Ni! Yow-oooo!!

 

For...she's gone to marry Yum Yum. Crikey the old song has finished her off.

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit. :ebert:

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

We're sorry you feel that way, but we did want a block of flats. :16ton:

[Citizen of the World]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

Right you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy.

Hmm, that's a good idea for a song, er..... Yum-yum, yum-yum-dee buggetty, rum fing f-tooo, Yi! Ni! Ni! Yow-oooo!!

 

For...she's gone to marry Yum Yum. Crikey the old song has finished her off.

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit. :ebert:

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

We're sorry you feel that way, but we did want a block of flats. :16ton:

the Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute

[Digital Dad]

No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Mr Your_Lion, why do you contradict people?

He's de-de-de-he's deaf and m-m-m-m-m mad, sir.

When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

You assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

But you are tired and you must rest awhile. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big.

But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot wide, it is in fact sixty foot wide.

Right you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy.

Hmm, that's a good idea for a song, er..... Yum-yum, yum-yum-dee buggetty, rum fing f-tooo, Yi! Ni! Ni! Yow-oooo!!

 

For...she's gone to marry Yum Yum. Crikey the old song has finished her off.

Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit. :ebert:

Now look here, you may be Chairman but your bloody pusillanimous behaviour makes me vomit!

We're sorry you feel that way, but we did want a block of flats. :16ton:

the Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute

 

Good evening. Minister, may I put the first question to you? In your plan, 'A Better Britain For Us', you claimed that you would build 88,000 million, billion houses a year in the Greater London area alone. In fact, you've built only three in the last fifteen years.