blackhawkrush Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. Get t'agent on t'phone.Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulgeAnd talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk: Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.Think of the colours!What...is your favourite colour? :codger:Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting rather serious.In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. Let us begin.You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny tragic. Edited November 27, 2015 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. Get t'agent on t'phone.Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulgeAnd talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk: Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.Think of the colours!What...is your favourite colour? :codger:Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting rather serious.In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. Let us begin.You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny tragic.Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. Get t'agent on t'phone.Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulgeAnd talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk: Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.Think of the colours!What...is your favourite colour? :codger:Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting rather serious.In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. Let us begin.You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny tragic.Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point.Well, this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted November 30, 2015 Author Share Posted November 30, 2015 Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. Get t'agent on t'phone.Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulgeAnd talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk: Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.Think of the colours!What...is your favourite colour? :codger:Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting rather serious.In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. Let us begin.You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny tragic.Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point.Well, this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. I agree. If there were fewer chartered accountants there wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. Get t'agent on t'phone.Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulgeAnd talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk: Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.Think of the colours!What...is your favourite colour? :codger:Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting rather serious.In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. Let us begin.You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny tragic.Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point.Well, this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. I agree. If there were fewer chartered accountants there wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking.I wouldn't wish it on my son. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant :spitwater: or a rat catcher. :pussy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Yes! This is the story of Rear-Admiral Humphrey De Vere...or rather, the story of his daughter. :kisshug:Yes, it's Attila the Nun. A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there. Get t'agent on t'phone.Him mighty fine director. Him heap famous. Him say Leatherhead Rep like do play with Redfoot tribe.This new series of 'Trim-Jeans Theatre Presents' will enable you to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulgeAnd talking of filth, I have asked you once about the TRF carpet. :tsk: Well, we have 28,000 cubic feet of Wintrex, which is a new white foam rubber which actually on screen looks more like snow than snow.Think of the colours!What...is your favourite colour? :codger:Savage tans, great slabs of black set against aggressive orange. It really makes you want to shout out, this is good! This is real! :drool:Your_Lion, I believe you're interested in shouting.It's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting rather serious.In this treatment the patient is rewarded for the correct response http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0125.gif and punished for the wrong one. Let us begin.You've just got five seconds to tell me, whatever happened to Baby Jane? I went in to do some shopping and I came back and she was gone. She was only forty-seven.Do sit down, Mr. Your_Lion. I think what's happened is terribly, terribly funny tragic.Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point.Well, this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. I agree. If there were fewer chartered accountants there wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking.I wouldn't wish it on my son. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant :spitwater: or a rat catcher. :pussy:Another rollocking half hour of laughter-packed squalor with 'Yes it's the Sewage Farm Attendants'. And this week Dan falls into a vat of human dung with hilarious consequences. Ha, ha, ha. :LMAO: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 1, 2015 Author Share Posted December 1, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 3, 2015 Author Share Posted December 3, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 4, 2015 Author Share Posted December 4, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.Podgorny prepares to serve again... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.Podgorny prepares to serve again... we serve no animal flesh of any kind 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.Podgorny prepares to serve again... we serve no animal flesh of any kindTish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.Podgorny prepares to serve again... we serve no animal flesh of any kindTish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.Podgorny prepares to serve again... we serve no animal flesh of any kindTish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 6, 2015 Author Share Posted December 6, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.Podgorny prepares to serve again... we serve no animal flesh of any kindTish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.No, we'd like to see the menu please. I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless you have a proper menu and anyway I might be pregnant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.Podgorny prepares to serve again... we serve no animal flesh of any kindTish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.No, we'd like to see the menu please. I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless you have a proper menu and anyway I might be pregnant.You haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.Podgorny prepares to serve again... we serve no animal flesh of any kindTish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.No, we'd like to see the menu please. I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless you have a proper menu and anyway I might be pregnant.You haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?The Ulverston Road box was removed, leaving the wall box in Esher Road as the only box for the Ulverston Road area. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.Podgorny prepares to serve again... we serve no animal flesh of any kindTish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.No, we'd like to see the menu please. I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless you have a proper menu and anyway I might be pregnant.You haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?The Ulverston Road box was removed, leaving the wall box in Esher Road as the only box for the Ulverston Road area.Open the box! :drool: Open the box! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 it's worth it for the dung, isn't it?In addition to this you can win a weekend for two with Peter Bonetti. No, no. I'll take the blow on the head. :yay:That's a strange expression, Bruce. Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase.They're spelt differently, mean different things but sound the same. Ach, das deutsche klassenzimmer...ach! And we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.Ze stupid English. Zey are prisoners and all they do is the sport.Podgorny prepares to serve again... we serve no animal flesh of any kindTish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.Use your own, you great poofy poonagger! :)Well, that's settled then. Everyone eats me.No, we'd like to see the menu please. I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless you have a proper menu and anyway I might be pregnant.You haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?The Ulverston Road box was removed, leaving the wall box in Esher Road as the only box for the Ulverston Road area.Open the box! :drool: Open the box! All right, I confess, I'm a smuggler ... This whole case is crammed full of Swiss watches and clocks. I've been purposely trying to deceive Her Majesty's Customs and Excise. I've been a bloody fool. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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