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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Quick Otto. Ze typewriter. :blink: That's not funny!
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Quick Otto. Ze typewriter. :blink: That's not funny!

No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Quick Otto. Ze typewriter. :blink: That's not funny!

No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the liberal party. :facepalm:
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Quick Otto. Ze typewriter. :blink: That's not funny!

No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the liberal party. :facepalm:

Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life?

Keep it up ;)

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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Quick Otto. Ze typewriter. :blink: That's not funny!

No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the liberal party. :facepalm:

Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life?

Keep it up ;)

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best...

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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Quick Otto. Ze typewriter. :blink: That's not funny!

No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the liberal party. :facepalm:

Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life?

Keep it up ;)

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best...

Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Quick Otto. Ze typewriter. :blink: That's not funny!

No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the liberal party. :facepalm:

Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life?

Keep it up ;)

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best...

Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.

is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Quick Otto. Ze typewriter. :blink: That's not funny!

No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the liberal party. :facepalm:

Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life?

Keep it up ;)

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best...

Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.

is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.

Hear? Can't hear? Deaf! :ph34r:
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Quick Otto. Ze typewriter. :blink: That's not funny!

No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the liberal party. :facepalm:

Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life?

Keep it up ;)

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best...

Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.

is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.

Hear? Can't hear? Deaf! :ph34r:

Yes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.
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But first, a bit of fun... :hockey:

Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. ;)

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what

Yes, you realize of course that Rosamund is still rather young. :whipgirl:

Yes, on your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos.

I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

We've got a couple of days up here. Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued.

My brother usually rescues me, if he can keep off the tail for more than twenty minutes.

Oh, it's quite easy, really. I just slap a little water on my face, then... :bang bang:

the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh.

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke

I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Quick Otto. Ze typewriter. :blink: That's not funny!

No it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the liberal party. :facepalm:

Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life?

Keep it up ;)

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best...

Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.

is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.

Hear? Can't hear? Deaf! :ph34r:

Yes. When Beethoven went deaf the mynah bird just used to mime.

you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk
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It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.
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It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:
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It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.
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It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:
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