And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[Citizen of the World]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

[Your_Lion]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

[blackhawkrush]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

[Your_Lion]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

[blackhawkrush]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

[Your_Lion]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

[blackhawkrush]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land.

[Your_Lion]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land.

Well he tried wattles and he came out in a rash. And there's me with half a wall wattled, I mean what'll I do?

[Citizen of the World]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land.

Well he tried wattles and he came out in a rash. And there's me with half a wall wattled, I mean what'll I do?

Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again

[blackhawkrush]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land.

Well he tried wattles and he came out in a rash. And there's me with half a wall wattled, I mean what'll I do?

Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again

We can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient.

[Your_Lion]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land.

Well he tried wattles and he came out in a rash. And there's me with half a wall wattled, I mean what'll I do?

Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again

We can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient.

I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

[Citizen of the World]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land.

Well he tried wattles and he came out in a rash. And there's me with half a wall wattled, I mean what'll I do?

Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again

We can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient.

I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

A pound a pound and all around abound

A pound found found

Lost lost the cost till was't embossed...

[blackhawkrush]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land.

Well he tried wattles and he came out in a rash. And there's me with half a wall wattled, I mean what'll I do?

Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again

We can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient.

I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

A pound a pound and all around abound

A pound found found

Lost lost the cost till was't embossed...

But it was with more simple, homespun verses that McTeagle's unique style first flowered.

[Your_Lion]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land.

Well he tried wattles and he came out in a rash. And there's me with half a wall wattled, I mean what'll I do?

Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again

We can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient.

I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

A pound a pound and all around abound

A pound found found

Lost lost the cost till was't embossed...

But it was with more simple, homespun verses that McTeagle's unique style first flowered.

Crunch crunch there go my legs

Snap snap my thorax too

My head's in a twain, there goes my brain

Swallow, swallow, swallow, slurp http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0187.gif

[blackhawkrush]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land.

Well he tried wattles and he came out in a rash. And there's me with half a wall wattled, I mean what'll I do?

Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again

We can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient.

I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

A pound a pound and all around abound

A pound found found

Lost lost the cost till was't embossed...

But it was with more simple, homespun verses that McTeagle's unique style first flowered.

Crunch crunch there go my legs

Snap snap my thorax too

My head's in a twain, there goes my brain

Swallow, swallow, swallow, slurp http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0187.gif

If you fracture a tibia here, you keep quiet about it!

[Your_Lion]

It's all part of the disguise. Give him one of your meatballs. :drool:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

Oh great, great. We need doers in our movement. :fury:

This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. :clap: Well done all of you.

...in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. :cheers:

The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that reality is merely an apriori adjunct of non-analytical ethics

Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.

Oh, I've forgotten what I said now.

I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere.

It says...carry on with the execution. :bang bang:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you.

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land.

Well he tried wattles and he came out in a rash. And there's me with half a wall wattled, I mean what'll I do?

Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again

We can perform a total cashectomy, which is total removal of all moneys from the patient.

I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

A pound a pound and all around abound

A pound found found

Lost lost the cost till was't embossed...

But it was with more simple, homespun verses that McTeagle's unique style first flowered.

Crunch crunch there go my legs

Snap snap my thorax too

My head's in a twain, there goes my brain

Swallow, swallow, swallow, slurp http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0187.gif

If you fracture a tibia here, you keep quiet about it!

I hadn't said a word for eighteen years till he came along.

[blackhawkrush]

You fool, that's, that's fifty six guineas before we've even started.

[Citizen of the World]

You fool, that's, that's fifty six guineas before we've even started.

Have we started again?

[Your_Lion]

You fool, that's, that's fifty six guineas before we've even started.

Have we started again?

For those of you who may have just missed 'And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2', here it is again. Edited November 16, 2015 by Your_Lion

[blackhawkrush]

You fool, that's, that's fifty six guineas before we've even started.

Have we started again?

For those of you who may have just missed 'And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2', here it is again.

I'm sorry, we just can't give you a bigger budget. :fuckwithadmin: We're not the only slice of the cake, you know.

[Citizen of the World]

You fool, that's, that's fifty six guineas before we've even started.

Have we started again?

For those of you who may have just missed 'And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2', here it is again.

I'm sorry, we just can't give you a bigger budget. :fuckwithadmin: We're not the only slice of the cake, you know.

You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Rush Forum ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Rush Forum than it did on National Defence

[Your_Lion]

You fool, that's, that's fifty six guineas before we've even started.

Have we started again?

For those of you who may have just missed 'And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2', here it is again.

I'm sorry, we just can't give you a bigger budget. :fuckwithadmin: We're not the only slice of the cake, you know.

You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Rush Forum ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Rush Forum than it did on National Defence

And we've just heard that 1-0-0-1-0-0-1's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board, and posting for this evening can be continued as planned.

[Citizen of the World]

You fool, that's, that's fifty six guineas before we've even started.

Have we started again?

For those of you who may have just missed 'And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2', here it is again.

I'm sorry, we just can't give you a bigger budget. :fuckwithadmin: We're not the only slice of the cake, you know.

You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Rush Forum ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Rush Forum than it did on National Defence

And we've just heard that 1-0-0-1-0-0-1's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board, and posting for this evening can be continued as planned.

yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....

[blackhawkrush]

You fool, that's, that's fifty six guineas before we've even started.

Have we started again?

For those of you who may have just missed 'And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2', here it is again.

I'm sorry, we just can't give you a bigger budget. :fuckwithadmin: We're not the only slice of the cake, you know.

You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Rush Forum ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Rush Forum than it did on National Defence

And we've just heard that 1-0-0-1-0-0-1's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board, and posting for this evening can be continued as planned.

yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....

:drool: :tsk: :drool: Solly. Our boys got velly excited.

[Your_Lion]

You fool, that's, that's fifty six guineas before we've even started.

Have we started again?

For those of you who may have just missed 'And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2', here it is again.

I'm sorry, we just can't give you a bigger budget. :fuckwithadmin: We're not the only slice of the cake, you know.

You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Rush Forum ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Rush Forum than it did on National Defence

And we've just heard that 1-0-0-1-0-0-1's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board, and posting for this evening can be continued as planned.

yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....

:drool: :tsk: :drool: Solly. Our boys got velly excited.

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