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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:

You know, there are many people in TRF today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:

You know, there are many people in TRF today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

Some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0020.gif
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:

You know, there are many people in TRF today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

Some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0020.gif

This was Cole Porter who wrote "Anything goes." :clap:
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:

You know, there are many people in TRF today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

Some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0020.gif

This was Cole Porter who wrote "Anything goes." :clap:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:

You know, there are many people in TRF today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

Some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0020.gif

This was Cole Porter who wrote "Anything goes." :clap:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings. But it's the electrical system which has attracted the most attention.
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:

You know, there are many people in TRF today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

Some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0020.gif

This was Cole Porter who wrote "Anything goes." :clap:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings. But it's the electrical system which has attracted the most attention.

Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth!
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:

You know, there are many people in TRF today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

Some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0020.gif

This was Cole Porter who wrote "Anything goes." :clap:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings. But it's the electrical system which has attracted the most attention.

Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth!

Sorry, Headmaster, I've been wrestling with Plato. :coy: :codger:
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:

You know, there are many people in TRF today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

Some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0020.gif

This was Cole Porter who wrote "Anything goes." :clap:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings. But it's the electrical system which has attracted the most attention.

Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth!

Sorry, Headmaster, I've been wrestling with Plato. :coy: :codger:

Plato, they say, could stick it away;

Half a crate of whiskey every day

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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:

You know, there are many people in TRF today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

Some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0020.gif

This was Cole Porter who wrote "Anything goes." :clap:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings. But it's the electrical system which has attracted the most attention.

Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth!

Sorry, Headmaster, I've been wrestling with Plato. :coy: :codger:

Plato, they say, could stick it away;

Half a crate of whiskey every day

I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.
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...the B489...the Dawlish road...

...there's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet...knock down that hospital...

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society

I'm opening a boutique. :gumby:

Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? ;)

You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant! :bang bang: :coy:

Ah, I, Um terribly sorry it's not in fact 'Match of the Day'-, it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. Er. Sorry. :oops:

We apologize once again for the fault in the programming. Those who were responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

I don't see any future. I'd been hoping I'd be able to hang on here just for the last couple of years but...now...I just want to go out and end it all. :D-13:

Don't do it Parky. Come on now be sensible Parky.

TRF, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. :eh:

You know, there are many people in TRF today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

Some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0020.gif

This was Cole Porter who wrote "Anything goes." :clap:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Little Nell, from Dickens's 'Old Curiosity Shop' fits new nylon syphons into the asbestos-lined ceilings. But it's the electrical system which has attracted the most attention.

Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth!

Sorry, Headmaster, I've been wrestling with Plato. :coy: :codger:

Plato, they say, could stick it away;

Half a crate of whiskey every day

I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding.

Why don't you like a nice plate of canelloni? :huh:
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I'd rather eat Johnson

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. :atickhum:

Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? :unsure:
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I'd rather eat Johnson

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. :atickhum:

Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? :unsure:

it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:
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I'd rather eat Johnson

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. :atickhum:

Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? :unsure:

it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:

Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.
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I'd rather eat Johnson

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. :atickhum:

Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? :unsure:

it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:

Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.

What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. :hockey:
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I'd rather eat Johnson

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. :atickhum:

Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? :unsure:

it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:

Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.

What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. :hockey:

And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!
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I'd rather eat Johnson

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. :atickhum:

Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? :unsure:

it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:

Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.

What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. :hockey:

And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!

I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:
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I'd rather eat Johnson

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. :atickhum:

Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? :unsure:

it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:

Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.

What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. :hockey:

And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!

I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:

That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.
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I'd rather eat Johnson

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. :atickhum:

Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? :unsure:

it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!

Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:

Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.

What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. :hockey:

And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!

I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:

That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.

Yeah, I think it was a mistake wearing spectacles. :wacko:
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