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Stop it, stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings.

Sir Robert Eversley, who's very interesting. :coy:

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

Easily the most dangerous man the world has ever seen, honestly. :scared:

Yeah but he was very reasonable about it. I mean one Sunday when my parents were coming round for tea, I asked him if he'd mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake..delicious. :drool:

... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir. :eh:

 

Call this a court???

Well, we often play like that...Jocasta plays on the side receiving service... :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport.

Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh?

Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964... :popcorn:

It is in fact easier to jump over sea than over dry land.

Simon and Vivian at the front coming to the matchbox jump.. three layers of matchboxes to clear... and Simon's over and Vivian's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif if only his father could understand.

Oh, come on, lad! Come on, out wi' it! What's wrong wi' me? You tit! :moon:

I like tits!

Oh, I don't like him. :whipgirl: I mean, do you know what I mean? All men are the same.

The whole problem of Whicker Island is here in a nutshell. There are just too many Whickers. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0044.gif
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Stop it, stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings.

Sir Robert Eversley, who's very interesting. :coy:

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

Easily the most dangerous man the world has ever seen, honestly. :scared:

Yeah but he was very reasonable about it. I mean one Sunday when my parents were coming round for tea, I asked him if he'd mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake..delicious. :drool:

... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir. :eh:

 

Call this a court???

Well, we often play like that...Jocasta plays on the side receiving service... :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport.

Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh?

Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964... :popcorn:

It is in fact easier to jump over sea than over dry land.

Simon and Vivian at the front coming to the matchbox jump.. three layers of matchboxes to clear... and Simon's over and Vivian's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif if only his father could understand.

Oh, come on, lad! Come on, out wi' it! What's wrong wi' me? You tit! :moon:

I like tits!

Oh, I don't like him. :whipgirl: I mean, do you know what I mean? All men are the same.

The whole problem of Whicker Island is here in a nutshell. There are just too many Whickers. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0044.gif

If there were fewer, there wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking. :codger:
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Stop it, stop it. Stop this cannibalism. Let's have a post about clean, decent human beings.

Sir Robert Eversley, who's very interesting. :coy:

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

Easily the most dangerous man the world has ever seen, honestly. :scared:

Yeah but he was very reasonable about it. I mean one Sunday when my parents were coming round for tea, I asked him if he'd mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake..delicious. :drool:

... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir. :eh:

 

Call this a court???

Well, we often play like that...Jocasta plays on the side receiving service... :moon: :whipgirl: :moon:

And for those of you who prefer drama - there's sport.

Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh?

Mary Bignall's wonderful jump in 1964... :popcorn:

It is in fact easier to jump over sea than over dry land.

Simon and Vivian at the front coming to the matchbox jump.. three layers of matchboxes to clear... and Simon's over and Vivian's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif if only his father could understand.

Oh, come on, lad! Come on, out wi' it! What's wrong wi' me? You tit! :moon:

I like tits!

Oh, I don't like him. :whipgirl: I mean, do you know what I mean? All men are the same.

The whole problem of Whicker Island is here in a nutshell. There are just too many Whickers. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0044.gif

If there were fewer, there wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking. :codger:

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this scene's been cut. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this scene's been cut. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif

Ooh! If looks could kill, Your_Lion would be in for thirty years. :coy:
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this scene's been cut. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif

Ooh! If looks could kill, Your_Lion would be in for thirty years. :coy:

Oh, come on, m'lud, you've got to give me life.
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this scene's been cut. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif

Ooh! If looks could kill, Your_Lion would be in for thirty years. :coy:

Oh, come on, m'lud, you've got to give me life.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this scene's been cut. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif

Ooh! If looks could kill, Your_Lion would be in for thirty years. :coy:

Oh, come on, m'lud, you've got to give me life.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

Then he won't be needing his reservation on the 10:15. :ebert:
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this scene's been cut. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif

Ooh! If looks could kill, Your_Lion would be in for thirty years. :coy:

Oh, come on, m'lud, you've got to give me life.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

Then he won't be needing his reservation on the 10:15. :ebert:

Burglary is almost as serious a business as murder. Some burglaries are more serious than murder. A burglary in which someone gets stabbed is murder! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0020.gif
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this scene's been cut. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif

Ooh! If looks could kill, Your_Lion would be in for thirty years. :coy:

Oh, come on, m'lud, you've got to give me life.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

Then he won't be needing his reservation on the 10:15. :ebert:

Burglary is almost as serious a business as murder. Some burglaries are more serious than murder. A burglary in which someone gets stabbed is murder! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0020.gif

Er, she just fell on to the dagger, just gave me the dagger and tripped and went 'Oops.' I mean, I didn't er... :angel:
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this scene's been cut. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif

Ooh! If looks could kill, Your_Lion would be in for thirty years. :coy:

Oh, come on, m'lud, you've got to give me life.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

Then he won't be needing his reservation on the 10:15. :ebert:

Burglary is almost as serious a business as murder. Some burglaries are more serious than murder. A burglary in which someone gets stabbed is murder! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0020.gif

Er, she just fell on to the dagger, just gave me the dagger and tripped and went 'Oops.' I mean, I didn't er... :angel:

Mrs Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this scene's been cut. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif

Ooh! If looks could kill, Your_Lion would be in for thirty years. :coy:

Oh, come on, m'lud, you've got to give me life.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

Then he won't be needing his reservation on the 10:15. :ebert:

Burglary is almost as serious a business as murder. Some burglaries are more serious than murder. A burglary in which someone gets stabbed is murder! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0020.gif

Er, she just fell on to the dagger, just gave me the dagger and tripped and went 'Oops.' I mean, I didn't er... :angel:

Mrs Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?

Ooh, I must be in the wrong house! :outtahere:
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Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

The results of these tests were most illuminating. The penguins scores were consistently equal to those of the non-English-speaking group. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/animal/animal0078.gif http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif

Well done, Giuseppe, or, as the Italians would say: :bitchslap: 'Molto bene, Giuseppe.'

Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!

Is there a promotion involved? :unsure:

Mr Blackhawkrush, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this thread, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me ... I don't want to feel as though I'm getting in the way.

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

With a melon? :outtahere:

Well, they said it was the best way to get the job.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on. :drool:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this scene's been cut. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif

Ooh! If looks could kill, Your_Lion would be in for thirty years. :coy:

Oh, come on, m'lud, you've got to give me life.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

Then he won't be needing his reservation on the 10:15. :ebert:

Burglary is almost as serious a business as murder. Some burglaries are more serious than murder. A burglary in which someone gets stabbed is murder! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0020.gif

Er, she just fell on to the dagger, just gave me the dagger and tripped and went 'Oops.' I mean, I didn't er... :angel:

Mrs Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?

Ooh, I must be in the wrong house! :outtahere:

It's not a lifeboat. It's this lady's house. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif
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