And Now for Something Completely Different...Monty Python Thread v.2

[Your_Lion]

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good :o !

And so you shall...

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

I'm up to page 39, where Your_Lion first manifests himself.

Nobody expects Your_Lion! My chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise :madra:

Well you see, Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up...

until he realizes that what he's running from...is hisself

uh... There is only me, sir.

Where's all the others, then?

Well, I've seen one. Well, a little one...a picture of...I've heard about them. :codger:

I've heard of unisex but I've never had it.

Look! We can't afford it! The TRF is short of money as it is. :(

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

As one looks at it, sir? :drool: I see, sir, thank you.

Zoom in on the 16mm and hold her, Enid.

[blackhawkrush]

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good :o !

And so you shall...

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

I'm up to page 39, where Your_Lion first manifests himself.

Nobody expects Your_Lion! My chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise :madra:

Well you see, Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up...

until he realizes that what he's running from...is hisself

uh... There is only me, sir.

Where's all the others, then?

Well, I've seen one. Well, a little one...a picture of...I've heard about them. :codger:

I've heard of unisex but I've never had it.

Look! We can't afford it! The TRF is short of money as it is. :(

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

As one looks at it, sir? :drool: I see, sir, thank you.

Zoom in on the 16mm and hold her, Enid.

Poke her with the soft cushions! :fury:

[Your_Lion]

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good :o !

And so you shall...

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

I'm up to page 39, where Your_Lion first manifests himself.

Nobody expects Your_Lion! My chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise :madra:

Well you see, Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up...

until he realizes that what he's running from...is hisself

uh... There is only me, sir.

Where's all the others, then?

Well, I've seen one. Well, a little one...a picture of...I've heard about them. :codger:

I've heard of unisex but I've never had it.

Look! We can't afford it! The TRF is short of money as it is. :(

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

As one looks at it, sir? :drool: I see, sir, thank you.

Zoom in on the 16mm and hold her, Enid.

Poke her with the soft cushions! :fury:

Lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!

[blackhawkrush]

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good :o !

And so you shall...

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

I'm up to page 39, where Your_Lion first manifests himself.

Nobody expects Your_Lion! My chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise :madra:

Well you see, Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up...

until he realizes that what he's running from...is hisself

uh... There is only me, sir.

Where's all the others, then?

Well, I've seen one. Well, a little one...a picture of...I've heard about them. :codger:

I've heard of unisex but I've never had it.

Look! We can't afford it! The TRF is short of money as it is. :(

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

As one looks at it, sir? :drool: I see, sir, thank you.

Zoom in on the 16mm and hold her, Enid.

Poke her with the soft cushions! :fury:

Lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!

11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

[Your_Lion]

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth

Oh, blimey, I only wanted a jolly good :o !

And so you shall...

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

I'm up to page 39, where Your_Lion first manifests himself.

Nobody expects Your_Lion! My chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise :madra:

Well you see, Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up...

until he realizes that what he's running from...is hisself

uh... There is only me, sir.

Where's all the others, then?

Well, I've seen one. Well, a little one...a picture of...I've heard about them. :codger:

I've heard of unisex but I've never had it.

Look! We can't afford it! The TRF is short of money as it is. :(

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas

Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.

As one looks at it, sir? :drool: I see, sir, thank you.

Zoom in on the 16mm and hold her, Enid.

Poke her with the soft cushions! :fury:

Lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!

11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

That was episode two of 'The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots', adapted for radio by Bernard Hollowood and Brian London. And now, TRF will explode.

[blackhawkrush]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

[Citizen of the World]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

[Your_Lion]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

[Citizen of the World]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

[blackhawkrush]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

[Citizen of the World]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

[blackhawkrush]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

[Your_Lion]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

[blackhawkrush]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

[Your_Lion]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

[blackhawkrush]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

Before we hear the joint winner, let's see the one that came in sixth...

[Citizen of the World]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

Before we hear the joint winner, let's see the one that came in sixth...

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment.

[Your_Lion]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

Before we hear the joint winner, let's see the one that came in sixth...

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment.

The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening, as it eats into the profits

[blackhawkrush]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

Before we hear the joint winner, let's see the one that came in sixth...

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment.

The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening, as it eats into the profits

Me heap want see play. Me want play start heap soon.

[Your_Lion]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

Before we hear the joint winner, let's see the one that came in sixth...

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment.

The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening, as it eats into the profits

Me heap want see play. Me want play start heap soon.

If you can find a piano stool you can appear later on in the thread on film. :)

[blackhawkrush]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

Before we hear the joint winner, let's see the one that came in sixth...

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment.

The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening, as it eats into the profits

Me heap want see play. Me want play start heap soon.

If you can find a piano stool you can appear later on in the thread on film. :)

I don't know what you see in that piano. :eyeroll:

[Your_Lion]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

Before we hear the joint winner, let's see the one that came in sixth...

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment.

The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening, as it eats into the profits

Me heap want see play. Me want play start heap soon.

If you can find a piano stool you can appear later on in the thread on film. :)

I don't know what you see in that piano. :eyeroll:

I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.

[blackhawkrush]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

Before we hear the joint winner, let's see the one that came in sixth...

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment.

The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening, as it eats into the profits

Me heap want see play. Me want play start heap soon.

If you can find a piano stool you can appear later on in the thread on film. :)

I don't know what you see in that piano. :eyeroll:

I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.

Oh how horrible! :Alex: :Neil: :geddy: Will they stop at nothing?

[Citizen of the World]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

Before we hear the joint winner, let's see the one that came in sixth...

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment.

The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening, as it eats into the profits

Me heap want see play. Me want play start heap soon.

If you can find a piano stool you can appear later on in the thread on film. :)

I don't know what you see in that piano. :eyeroll:

I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.

Oh how horrible! :Alex: :Neil: :geddy: Will they stop at nothing?

This depraved and degrading spectacle is going to stop right now, do you hear me?

[Your_Lion]

...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China... :drool:

don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb's Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all.

There are appallingly expensive scenes of devastation and horror and the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of Rush fans in very expensive kimonos descend from the sky

I thought that ending was a bit predictable. :rush: :codger: :rush:

Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.

What's that supposed to be? Give me a big one.

Eight foot of Watutsi. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid Watutsi. That's what I call tall. :o

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history.

And a surprise number two: ... the Fanshaw-Chumleighs of Berkshire. :clap:

Before we hear the joint winner, let's see the one that came in sixth...

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment.

The management regrets that it will not be showing a feature film this evening, as it eats into the profits

Me heap want see play. Me want play start heap soon.

If you can find a piano stool you can appear later on in the thread on film. :)

I don't know what you see in that piano. :eyeroll:

I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.

Oh how horrible! :Alex: :Neil: :geddy: Will they stop at nothing?

This depraved and degrading spectacle is going to stop right now, do you hear me?

I knew I'd disturb you ... It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with. :(