Citizen of the World Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 I'd rather eat JohnsonIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.Yeah, I think it was a mistake wearing spectacles. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I'd rather eat JohnsonIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.Yeah, I think it was a mistake wearing spectacles. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.Oh, signora...my mistake. I play for you "My mistake." :geddy: My mistake :Alex: I have made my mistake. :Neil: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I'd rather eat JohnsonIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.Yeah, I think it was a mistake wearing spectacles. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.Oh, signora...my mistake. I play for you "My mistake." :geddy: My mistake :Alex: I have made my mistake. :Neil:... oh crikey. The old song finished her orff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 5, 2016 Author Share Posted January 5, 2016 I'd rather eat JohnsonIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.Yeah, I think it was a mistake wearing spectacles. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.Oh, signora...my mistake. I play for you "My mistake." :geddy: My mistake :Alex: I have made my mistake. :Neil:... oh crikey. The old song finished her orff.Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I'd rather eat JohnsonIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.Yeah, I think it was a mistake wearing spectacles. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.Oh, signora...my mistake. I play for you "My mistake." :geddy: My mistake :Alex: I have made my mistake. :Neil:... oh crikey. The old song finished her orff.Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.Yeah, it's on the invoice. Yeah, that's best. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I'd rather eat JohnsonIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.Yeah, I think it was a mistake wearing spectacles. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.Oh, signora...my mistake. I play for you "My mistake." :geddy: My mistake :Alex: I have made my mistake. :Neil:... oh crikey. The old song finished her orff.Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.Yeah, it's on the invoice. Yeah, that's best.As we were going away for a fortnight's holiday, I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'd rather eat JohnsonIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.Yeah, I think it was a mistake wearing spectacles. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.Oh, signora...my mistake. I play for you "My mistake." :geddy: My mistake :Alex: I have made my mistake. :Neil:... oh crikey. The old song finished her orff.Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.Yeah, it's on the invoice. Yeah, that's best.As we were going away for a fortnight's holiday, I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side.Lazy creatures, mynah birds... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'd rather eat JohnsonIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.Yeah, I think it was a mistake wearing spectacles. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.Oh, signora...my mistake. I play for you "My mistake." :geddy: My mistake :Alex: I have made my mistake. :Neil:... oh crikey. The old song finished her orff.Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.Yeah, it's on the invoice. Yeah, that's best.As we were going away for a fortnight's holiday, I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side.Lazy creatures, mynah birds... The only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there. :tsk: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'd rather eat JohnsonIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!Stout fellow, salt of the earth, backbone of Canada. :cheers:Listen Buster! In Canada it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat.What a simply super little place! Yes, they've done wonders with it. And may I say what a pleasure it is to see you here again, sir!I have only just arrived from Gilingham on the 8:13 and here's my restaurant car ticket to prove it. :finbar:That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.Yeah, I think it was a mistake wearing spectacles. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.Oh, signora...my mistake. I play for you "My mistake." :geddy: My mistake :Alex: I have made my mistake. :Neil:... oh crikey. The old song finished her orff.Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.Yeah, it's on the invoice. Yeah, that's best.As we were going away for a fortnight's holiday, I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side.Lazy creatures, mynah birds... The only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there. :tsk:All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :( 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four! It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable's 'Hay Wain' said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable's 'Hay Wain' said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. Well, there's not very much we can do about that, sir. :( 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 11, 2016 Author Share Posted January 11, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable's 'Hay Wain' said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. Well, there's not very much we can do about that, sir. :(Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable's 'Hay Wain' said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. Well, there's not very much we can do about that, sir. :(Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :hi: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable's 'Hay Wain' said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. Well, there's not very much we can do about that, sir. :(Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :hi:Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable's 'Hay Wain' said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. Well, there's not very much we can do about that, sir. :(Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :hi:Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laugh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable's 'Hay Wain' said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. Well, there's not very much we can do about that, sir. :(Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :hi:Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laughOooh, Mr. Bimmler, you do have us on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable's 'Hay Wain' said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. Well, there's not very much we can do about that, sir. :(Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :hi:Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laughOooh, Mr. Bimmler, you do have us on. a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun...but how about that punch line, eh? :clap: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 13, 2016 Author Share Posted January 13, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable's 'Hay Wain' said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. Well, there's not very much we can do about that, sir. :(Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :hi:Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laughOooh, Mr. Bimmler, you do have us on. a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun...but how about that punch line, eh? :clap:What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 All I can say is...go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care. :(Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. :clap:No further questions, m'lud. :outtahere:Oh dear oh dear... that's not very good, is it. Look, surely you knew number four!It's from 'The Merchant of Venice' - even I know that! Sounds more like Dickens. It sodding was not! It was Shaw!...and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston and... by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable's 'Hay Wain' said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. Well, there's not very much we can do about that, sir. :(Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :hi:Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic... But he doesn't always agree with me ... Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ... Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt...It's over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush - it's your mush. It's your laugh - it's your laugh mate - not mine. It's your bleeding laughOooh, Mr. Bimmler, you do have us on. a nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun...but how about that punch line, eh? :clap:What a good punchline. Pity we missed that. Still, never mind, we can always do it againLet's have a look at that handshake again in slow motion... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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