Citizen of the World Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbating 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :| 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? Number four: the bridge of the nose. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? Number four: the bridge of the nose.Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? Number four: the bridge of the nose.Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'Give him another twenty seconds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? Number four: the bridge of the nose.Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'Give him another twenty seconds. Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? Number four: the bridge of the nose.Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'Give him another twenty seconds. Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy "Turn the Page" threads. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 11, 2015 Author Share Posted July 11, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? Number four: the bridge of the nose.Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'Give him another twenty seconds. Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy "Turn the Page" threads. Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? Number four: the bridge of the nose.Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'Give him another twenty seconds. Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy "Turn the Page" threads. Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.Take me to the place where eternity knows no bounds, where the garden of love encloses us round. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? Number four: the bridge of the nose.Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'Give him another twenty seconds. Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy "Turn the Page" threads. Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.Take me to the place where eternity knows no bounds, where the garden of love encloses us round. and then... spank me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly. Haggle properly. :(I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. All right then, the briefcase and the umbrella. A fiver down, must be my final offer. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifMy new cheque book hasn't arrived. No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.This is after tax. Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax. Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed...except one. strangling animals, golf and masturbatingNo, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :|I heard you in the hall last night, snogging away....and keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking. had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? Number four: the bridge of the nose.Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'Give him another twenty seconds. Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread is too long this week and this page's been cut.You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy "Turn the Page" threads. Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.Take me to the place where eternity knows no bounds, where the garden of love encloses us round. and then... spank me.She's from Purley. :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.Does it start with a goodnight kiss? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.Does it start with a goodnight kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.Does it start with a goodnight kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine, utterly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.Does it start with a goodnight kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine, utterly.I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.Does it start with a goodnight kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine, utterly.I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.Does it start with a goodnight kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine, utterly.I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.Does it start with a goodnight kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine, utterly.I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:Oh you're no fun anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.Does it start with a goodnight kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine, utterly.I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.Does it start with a goodnight kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine, utterly.I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:Oh you're no fun anymore.Ah, yes. Try Mr. Barnard, room 12. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltomortale Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the NorthAnd we apologize to viewers of "Njorl's Saga" who may be confused by some of the references to North Malden. :eyeroll:An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream.Does it start with a goodnight kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine, utterly.I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...No, I would rather go back to calling you Mrs. S.C.U.M. :outtahere:Oh you're no fun anymore.Ah, yes. Try Mr. Barnard, room 12. I came here for an argument! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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