Citizen of the World Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 Here! Don't you start doing a documentary on us, young man. Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem round in Random Samples.It doesn't say "Random Samples" to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em. :smoke:If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need aftershave. :outtahere:I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk. Bonsoir - ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-français ... maintenant ... baa-aa, baa-aa...It's an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot.You've got to look down this bit. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure...or just about for sure anyway.It'll be Parkinson next. :PI've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle.I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road? :bang bang: Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. ;)'Ello squire, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up Jack it may never happen, what's your poison then?But why would the people of Surbiton go to Hounslow? The similarity of speech. :cheers:There comes a time when you realize there's no good frittering your life away in idleness and trivial chit-chat.Where's your cave?BBC TV, the larches, 26 Westbrook avenue, Faversham, Kent. :hi:I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:Also Mrs. Robinson vs Manchester United and Southampton vs Mr. Rodgers. Morning Mrs Non-Robinson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Here! Don't you start doing a documentary on us, young man. Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem round in Random Samples.It doesn't say "Random Samples" to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em. :smoke:If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need aftershave. :outtahere:I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk. Bonsoir - ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-français ... maintenant ... baa-aa, baa-aa...It's an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot.You've got to look down this bit. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure...or just about for sure anyway.It'll be Parkinson next. :PI've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle.I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road? :bang bang: Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. ;)'Ello squire, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up Jack it may never happen, what's your poison then?But why would the people of Surbiton go to Hounslow? The similarity of speech. :cheers:There comes a time when you realize there's no good frittering your life away in idleness and trivial chit-chat.Where's your cave?BBC TV, the larches, 26 Westbrook avenue, Faversham, Kent. :hi:I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:Also Mrs. Robinson vs Manchester United and Southampton vs Mr. Rodgers. Morning Mrs Non-RobinsonOh, it cannot be, Maurice. :tsk: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 Here! Don't you start doing a documentary on us, young man. Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem round in Random Samples.It doesn't say "Random Samples" to avoid embarrassing people, but you can smell 'em. :smoke:If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need aftershave. :outtahere:I'm not going to mince words with you. I'm going to offer you a Research Fellowship on the Anglo-French silly walk. Bonsoir - ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-français ... maintenant ... baa-aa, baa-aa...It's an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot.You've got to look down this bit. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure...or just about for sure anyway.It'll be Parkinson next. :PI've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle.I can only give you name, rank and why did the chicken cross the road? :bang bang: Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. ;)'Ello squire, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up Jack it may never happen, what's your poison then?But why would the people of Surbiton go to Hounslow? The similarity of speech. :cheers:There comes a time when you realize there's no good frittering your life away in idleness and trivial chit-chat.Where's your cave?BBC TV, the larches, 26 Westbrook avenue, Faversham, Kent. :hi:I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies. :clap:Also Mrs. Robinson vs Manchester United and Southampton vs Mr. Rodgers. Morning Mrs Non-RobinsonOh, it cannot be, Maurice. :tsk:Maurice! Regardez! C'est la chanteuse anglaise Clodagh Rogers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :P 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. Excuse me, do I have any more lines? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. Excuse me, do I have any more lines? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gifNo, no. :tsk: The rest was too smutty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. Excuse me, do I have any more lines? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gifNo, no. :tsk: The rest was too smutty.particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. Excuse me, do I have any more lines? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gifNo, no. :tsk: The rest was too smutty.particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockersI'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. Excuse me, do I have any more lines? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gifNo, no. :tsk: The rest was too smutty.particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockersI'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits. You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry013.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. Excuse me, do I have any more lines? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gifNo, no. :tsk: The rest was too smutty.particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockersI'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits. You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry013.gifHe, he, once again I proved too clever for hi... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. Excuse me, do I have any more lines? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gifNo, no. :tsk: The rest was too smutty.particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockersI'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits. You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry013.gifHe, he, once again I proved too clever for hi... My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. Excuse me, do I have any more lines? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gifNo, no. :tsk: The rest was too smutty.particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockersI'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits. You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry013.gifHe, he, once again I proved too clever for hi... My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in.No, there isn't room, Blackhawkrush has put on weight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. Excuse me, do I have any more lines? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gifNo, no. :tsk: The rest was too smutty.particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockersI'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits. You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry013.gifHe, he, once again I proved too clever for hi... My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in.No, there isn't room, Blackhawkrush has put on weight. And finally, Blackhawkrush, a wafer thin mint. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er...Mr. Mariolini. :PEe ecky thump!You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gifDoes anyone speak Swahili, sir? "Come on you dogs, we have time to lose, this has gone too far."Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifUm...sausage squad up the blue end? Sausage...there's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'...gorn. Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood. :codger:If... she.. weighs the same as a duck... Oh dear, Mr. Your_Lion's stuck again. Excuse me, do I have any more lines? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0013.gifNo, no. :tsk: The rest was too smutty.particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockersI'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits. You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry013.gifHe, he, once again I proved too clever for hi... My you're clever Blackhawkrush. He'd certainly taken me in.No, there isn't room, Blackhawkrush has put on weight. And finally, Blackhawkrush, a wafer thin mint.No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 No, Mungo. Never kill a customer. :tsk:I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it :( 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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