Your_Lion Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 26, 2014 Author Share Posted June 26, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphseeker Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) Silly FIFA Officials http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j199/bauhaus92/WorldCupBrazil1_r620x349_zpsc6ae7c5c.jpg Edited June 27, 2014 by alphseeker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 (edited) No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead?A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. :burger: Edited June 28, 2014 by blackhawkrush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead?A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. :burger: Right! This calls for immediate discussion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead?A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. :burger: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!Well tonight, we are going to talk about... well that is... I am going to talk about... well actually I am talking about it now... well I'm not talking about it now, but I am talking... I know I'm pausing occasionally, and not talking during the pauses, but the pauses are part of the whole process of talking... when one talks one has to pause... er ... like then! I paused ... but I was still talking ... and again there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead?A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. :burger: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!Well tonight, we are going to talk about... well that is... I am going to talk about... well actually I am talking about it now... well I'm not talking about it now, but I am talking... I know I'm pausing occasionally, and not talking during the pauses, but the pauses are part of the whole process of talking... when one talks one has to pause... er ... like then! I paused ... but I was still talking ... and again there!Don't worry about the er...Your Lion. We'll get him up somehow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 29, 2014 Author Share Posted June 29, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead?A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. :burger: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!Well tonight, we are going to talk about... well that is... I am going to talk about... well actually I am talking about it now... well I'm not talking about it now, but I am talking... I know I'm pausing occasionally, and not talking during the pauses, but the pauses are part of the whole process of talking... when one talks one has to pause... er ... like then! I paused ... but I was still talking ... and again there!Don't worry about the er...Your Lion. We'll get him up somehow. Listen, I gotta fight Your Lion. That's what that guy Scott's all about. I know. I've studied him already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead?A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. :burger: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!Well tonight, we are going to talk about... well that is... I am going to talk about... well actually I am talking about it now... well I'm not talking about it now, but I am talking... I know I'm pausing occasionally, and not talking during the pauses, but the pauses are part of the whole process of talking... when one talks one has to pause... er ... like then! I paused ... but I was still talking ... and again there!Don't worry about the er...Your Lion. We'll get him up somehow. Listen, I gotta fight Your Lion. That's what that guy Scott's all about. I know. I've studied him already.He died in 1774! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 29, 2014 Author Share Posted June 29, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead?A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. :burger: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!Well tonight, we are going to talk about... well that is... I am going to talk about... well actually I am talking about it now... well I'm not talking about it now, but I am talking... I know I'm pausing occasionally, and not talking during the pauses, but the pauses are part of the whole process of talking... when one talks one has to pause... er ... like then! I paused ... but I was still talking ... and again there!Don't worry about the er...Your Lion. We'll get him up somehow. Listen, I gotta fight Your Lion. That's what that guy Scott's all about. I know. I've studied him already.He died in 1774! Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead?A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. :burger: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!Well tonight, we are going to talk about... well that is... I am going to talk about... well actually I am talking about it now... well I'm not talking about it now, but I am talking... I know I'm pausing occasionally, and not talking during the pauses, but the pauses are part of the whole process of talking... when one talks one has to pause... er ... like then! I paused ... but I was still talking ... and again there!Don't worry about the er...Your Lion. We'll get him up somehow. Listen, I gotta fight Your Lion. That's what that guy Scott's all about. I know. I've studied him already.He died in 1774! Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford.How splendid it is to see the flower of British manhood wiping itself out with such pluck and tenacity. Britain need have no fear with leaders of this calibre. If only a few of the so-called working class would destroy themselves so sportingly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead?A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. :burger: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!Well tonight, we are going to talk about... well that is... I am going to talk about... well actually I am talking about it now... well I'm not talking about it now, but I am talking... I know I'm pausing occasionally, and not talking during the pauses, but the pauses are part of the whole process of talking... when one talks one has to pause... er ... like then! I paused ... but I was still talking ... and again there!Don't worry about the er...Your Lion. We'll get him up somehow. Listen, I gotta fight Your Lion. That's what that guy Scott's all about. I know. I've studied him already.He died in 1774! Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford.How splendid it is to see the flower of British manhood wiping itself out with such pluck and tenacity. Britain need have no fear with leaders of this calibre. If only a few of the so-called working class would destroy themselves so sportingly.You bleeding pig! You're not fit to be down a mine! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yetNobody can say 'fivepenny please' and make it funny.Right! No, I warned you, no, I warned you about the slogan, right. That's the end. Stop the thread! Stop it! :codger:What do you mean, you can't stop it - it's on the internet.Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the thread. All right?This site is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No, I must ask nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to... I must not ask anyone to leave the thread. No one must be asked by me to leave the thread. No, no one must ask the thread to leave. I ... I ... ask the thread shall by someone be left. Not. Ask nobody the thread somebody leave shall I. Shall I leave the thread? Everyone must leave the thread... as it is... with them in it. Phew. Understand?I think he's talking about taxation. Yes, quite right... you're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart.Here's one specially recommended by the Board of Irresponsible People. First, some cold consomme or a gazpacho then some sausages with spring greens, sautee potatoes and bread and gravy.I ran out of beans! Well can I have spam instead?A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. :burger: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!Well tonight, we are going to talk about... well that is... I am going to talk about... well actually I am talking about it now... well I'm not talking about it now, but I am talking... I know I'm pausing occasionally, and not talking during the pauses, but the pauses are part of the whole process of talking... when one talks one has to pause... er ... like then! I paused ... but I was still talking ... and again there!Don't worry about the er...Your Lion. We'll get him up somehow. Listen, I gotta fight Your Lion. That's what that guy Scott's all about. I know. I've studied him already.He died in 1774! Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week's request death. For Mr and Mrs Violet Stebbings of 23 Wolverston Road, Hull, the death of Mr Bruce Foster of Guildford.How splendid it is to see the flower of British manhood wiping itself out with such pluck and tenacity. Britain need have no fear with leaders of this calibre. If only a few of the so-called working class would destroy themselves so sportingly.You bleeding pig! You're not fit to be down a mine! I'll tell you what's wrong with you. Your head's addled with novels and poems, you come home every evening reeling of Chateau La Tour... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 1, 2014 Author Share Posted July 1, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. :drool: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?We sent our reporter John Dull to find out. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULLSo, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh?we're going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.Start again. :tsk: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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