librarian Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 but three rights make a left - Ty Webb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I like you Betty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 "The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole, is a Danish.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I like you Betty...Danny sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Oh, this is the ugliest hat I've ever seen...I bet you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup. [sees Judge Smails wearing the hat] Oh it looks good on you, though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 "Want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I feel like a hundred bucks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I want a hamburger, no, a cheeseburger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 50 bucks says he eats it.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Now I know why lions eat their young. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 How about a Fresca! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I like you Betty...Danny sir. Denny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 A flute without holes is not a flute. A dounut without a hole is a danish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 How would you like to mow my lawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 That's a peach hon, oh golly I'm hot today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher! Its me, Mr. Squirrel. Just a harmless squirrel. Not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctors orders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you... You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Whoa, did somebody step on a duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I want a hamburger, no, a cheeseburgerYou'll get nothing, and like it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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