ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Carl Spackler: This place got a pool?Ty Webb: Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Doodie! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Not a quote - but thought I'd share a story about my love for this movie. (hope this doesn't piss off any taxpayers out there) Back when I worked at NASA, I worked in a large test lab and shared the space with 4 others. Me and 2 of the other guys loved playing Tiger Woods golf on the computer, and we did this nearly every day... sometimes at lunch, sometimes not... but we visited a movie wav page and downloaded every wav file we could find. We then took these wav files (occasionally cut them up) and replaced them as the sounds in the game. Instead of a frog ribbiting... you would hear "Noonan, Noonan" When you ripped a good drive, you would hear "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere, about to become the Masters champion." or "Got all of that one." When you sunk your putt you would hear "It's in the hole... it's in the hole." There were not too many sounds we didn't change I still have my copy of that game somewhere in my basement. I remember we printed out a picture of us golfing and used it for the cover.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Hey Wang...what's with the pictures? It's a parking lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 (edited) Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Edited May 13, 2013 by librarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 You going to eat your fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.I love that scene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 And pick up that Kleenex... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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