Lost In Xanadu Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 What happens when you're not in bed when you die? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Has to be my favorite line from Caddyshack. Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 28, 2013 Author Share Posted February 28, 2013 DOODIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 :hi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushfanNlv Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 So I got that going for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Which is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 If the story is over, this chapter my lastLet it be my best one, let it be my own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 Cinderella boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I'll make you bark like a dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/iboAauCpzmZr6x_zpsb3799281.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/iboAauCpzmZr6x_zpsb3799281.gif <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 :musicnote:Surprise! you're dead!Ha ha! open your eyesSee the world as it used to be when you used to be in itWhen you were alive and when you were in loveAnd when I took it from you!It's not over yetYou don't remember?I won't let you forgetThe hatred I bestowedUpon your neck with a fatal blowFrom my teeth and my tongueI've drank and swallowed, but it's just begunNow you are mineI'll keep killing you until the end of timeSurprise! you're dead!Guess what?It never ends...The pain, the torment and torture, profanityNausea, suffering, perversion, calamityYou can't get away!!! :musicnote: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 We're all gonna get laid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 "You got a pool over there?" "We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you." ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJGSXAY6MWs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) ...there'll be one child born to carry on...to carry on Edited March 1, 2013 by Tom Sawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 "I grow my own kind of grass..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionman Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 ...who cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionman Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I don't mean that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushfanforever! Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 when I die, they'd better install an HOV express lane to the pearly gates for offering to let my high maintanence, pain-in-the-ass mom-in-law live with us for the past 20+ years and counting (due to a crippling car accident).... was I thinking????  :madra: :madra: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 2, 2013 Author Share Posted March 2, 2013 Rat farts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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