BeOhBe Bob Posted February 17, 2013 Author Share Posted February 17, 2013 OK So know how my driver's side door freezes and it won't close? So I get in, test it..it WORKS! Starbux, McD, the depot for papers...to my location. Snows hard twice, so I say effit I'm leaving I'M 12 MILES FROM HOME AND MY DOOR IS FROZEN AND IT'S COLD AND WINDY AS F*CK!! KKHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! I HAD TO DUCT TAPE MY DOOR SHUT PRAY IT STAYS SHUT AND FREEZE MY ASS OFF ALL THE WAY HOME! KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 OK So know how my driver's side door freezes and it won't close? So I get in, test it..it WORKS! Starbux, McD, the depot for papers...to my location. Snows hard twice, so I say effit I'm leaving I'M 12 MILES FROM HOME AND MY DOOR IS FROZEN AND IT'S COLD AND WINDY AS F*CK!! KKHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! I HAD TO DUCT TAPE MY DOOR SHUT PRAY IT STAYS SHUT AND FREEZE MY ASS OFF ALL THE WAY HOME! KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!This is one of the funniest f***ing posts I've read in a while! :LMAO: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinwoodsman Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) Nice Khan ... btw, can you do better than -39 windchill? Edited February 20, 2013 by Tinwoodsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 21, 2013 Author Share Posted February 21, 2013 Nice Khan ... btw, can you do better than -39 windchill? No, but I thought hmmmm what if i took my wife's blow dryer down to the truck, heated the mother up.and it worked. OK so I'm getting the blow dryer and extension cord and realize.... IT'LL JUST FREEZE AGAIN A HUNDRED MILES FROM HOME So i lost yet another day's work AND going to the Post Office for ebay KHHHHHHAAAAANNNNNNN! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinwoodsman Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 It's March ... go take a siesta Khan! ... better yet ... f**k off and die! ...not many others get this hono(u)r, you pompous windbag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 It's March ... go take a siesta Khan! ... better yet ... f**k off and die! ...not many others get this hono(u)r, you pompous windbag! INDEED.....the radar map show a nice, big, green front (green = rain) coming straight towards me from the West......and now the green is now turning blue, as the color blue symbolizes SNOW......... ..............KHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID YOU WERE ALL DONE!! KHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!! http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120129124908/memoryalpha/en/images/3/34/Frozen_klingon_rura_penthe.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 SNOW ALL DAY ON SUNDAY means NO SALES!!! NO SALES means NO MONEY KKKHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU PRICK! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 SNOW ALL DAY ON SUNDAY means NO SALES!!! NO SALES means NO MONEY KKKHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU PRICK! http://comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/khan-320x240.jpg Don't you ever call me that again, Kirk, my old friend. EVER..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 SNOW ALL DAY ON SUNDAY means NO SALES!!! NO SALES means NO MONEY KKKHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU PRICK! http://comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/khan-320x240.jpg Don't you ever call me that again, Kirk, my old friend. EVER..... http://img1.imagehousing.com/90/3d65159f1449256812459b625c852691.jpg Ha ha haa ok Khan how about f*ckin prick hahaha... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushfanforever! Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 It's March ... go take a siesta Khan! ... better yet ... f**k off and die! ...not many others get this hono(u)r, you pompous windbag! INDEED.....the radar map show a nice, big, green front (green = rain) coming straight towards me from the West......and now the green is now turning blue, as the color blue symbolizes SNOW......... ..............KHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID YOU WERE ALL DONE!! KHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!! http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120129124908/memoryalpha/en/images/3/34/Frozen_klingon_rura_penthe.jpg Oh no, not more snow...I'm so tired of snow...go ahead, give me some hail instead!!! It's all KHAANNNNNNNN's fault, damn it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) Screw Khan! D.C. has the SNOWQUESTOR!!!!!!!!!!! http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/602685_10151522720127889_1335325096_n_zpsca9ee79e.jpg Edited March 5, 2013 by Sheldon Cooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 Screw Khan! D.C. has the SNOWQUESTER!!!!!!!!!!! http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/602685_10151522720127889_1335325096_n_zpsca9ee79e.jpg New weather porn film SNOWQUESTER 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Screw Khan! D.C. has the SNOWQUESTOR!!!!!!!!!!! http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/602685_10151522720127889_1335325096_n_zpsca9ee79e.jpg New weather porn film SNOWQUESTER We're all gonna get effed by that huge Snow Schlong! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 As I hear about this prick of a storm, I keep coming to one conclusion: http://johnnycat.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/khan.jpg[/url] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 As I hear about this prick of a storm, I keep coming to one conclusion: http://johnnycat.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/khan.jpg[/url]Snow in July? KHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Oh and I have a meeting tomorrow afternoon 1:30 with my boss to discuss the disgusting slump in sales Know who I gonna blame right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 8, 2013 Author Share Posted March 8, 2013 http://img1.imagehousing.com/73/bae52d0716437dc1ce399da827b3aa36.jpg Fux with your weather.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I got up this morning to go to the gym, expecting an inch or two of snow on the ground. When I looked out the window I saw about 1 foot had fallen since last night. And, as I'm typing this, it is still coming down quite hard. I quickly cleared my driveway to get in for a 10:00 meeting. When I got in to the office, I learned the other attendee had cancelled because of the snow. When I walk back to the train station later today, the first clown I see driving a Prius with some type of global warming bumper sticker on it is getting a rock through their rear window. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I got up this morning to go to the gym, expecting an inch or two of snow on the ground. When I looked out the window I saw about 1 foot had fallen since last night. And, as I'm typing this, it is still coming down quite hard. I quickly cleared my driveway to get in for a 10:00 meeting. When I got in to the office, I learned the other attendee had cancelled because of the snow. When I walk back to the train station later today, the first clown I see driving a Prius with some type of global warming bumper sticker on it is getting a rock through their rear window. Just remember, the warmer it gets, the more it snows. :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I got up this morning to go to the gym, expecting an inch or two of snow on the ground. When I looked out the window I saw about 1 foot had fallen since last night. And, as I'm typing this, it is still coming down quite hard. I quickly cleared my driveway to get in for a 10:00 meeting. When I got in to the office, I learned the other attendee had cancelled because of the snow. When I walk back to the train station later today, the first clown I see driving a Prius with some type of global warming bumper sticker on it is getting a rock through their rear window. Just remember, the warmer it gets, the more it snows. :laughing guy: Then I guess I'm hoping it gets, umm, err, ahh . . . Colder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I got up this morning to go to the gym, expecting an inch or two of snow on the ground. When I looked out the window I saw about 1 foot had fallen since last night. And, as I'm typing this, it is still coming down quite hard. I quickly cleared my driveway to get in for a 10:00 meeting. When I got in to the office, I learned the other attendee had cancelled because of the snow. When I walk back to the train station later today, the first clown I see driving a Prius with some type of global warming bumper sticker on it is getting a rock through their rear window. Just remember, the warmer it gets, the more it snows. :laughing guy: Then I guess I'm hoping it gets, umm, err, ahh . . . Colder? In my neck of the woods, the colder the better. When we have single digits or below zero, it almost never snows. In the teens and 20's, we get buried.... I'll take 5 degrees and sunny anyday..... :sundog: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 8, 2013 Author Share Posted March 8, 2013 Snow shoveling. Because there's no better cardio than working yourself into an infarction. Just shoutKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!as you clutch at your chest 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I got up this morning to go to the gym, expecting an inch or two of snow on the ground. When I looked out the window I saw about 1 foot had fallen since last night. And, as I'm typing this, it is still coming down quite hard. I quickly cleared my driveway to get in for a 10:00 meeting. When I got in to the office, I learned the other attendee had cancelled because of the snow. When I walk back to the train station later today, the first clown I see driving a Prius with some type of global warming bumper sticker on it is getting a rock through their rear window.Yes, quite a miss by all predictions. Did we say 4"? I'm sorry we meant 20" (the official measurement here in Norwood). It was very wet and heavy, too. Anyone who is shoveling, please be careful and take your time. A very busy day yesterday. I hope you (and everyone else here in eastern MA) were safe and warm yesterday, Rick :hi: . I feel very bad for the folks on Plum Island whose houses fell into the ocean yesterday. :( I was a remarkable storm, though, with a 600 mile reach. I just realized that Khan was just that one storm (I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?), silly Weather Channel, but I much prefer lumping them all into one big name. I call it winter and snow - ok, well I guess that's two names. Easier and more fun to reference ... Khaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!! :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 :sigh: Here we go again: http://www.boston.co...hR5J/story.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 That shit is hitting us today and tomorrow :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 That shit is hitting us today and tomorrow :) Local sports talk radio host Gerry Callahan described it perfectly for me about 10 years ago: "Winter just grinds you down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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