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So, this is how it works:

 

1st person asks a question concerning the future or some other unknown thing. (i.e. "When will Rush retire?", "Where is Jimmy Hoffa beried?")

 

2nd person gives the crystal ball answer and then asks a question to the crystal ball and so on.

 

 

 

 

I will begin:

 

 

 

Will I ever become stinking rich?

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Yes, but Geddy's bodyguards will make sure he never hears it.

 

Will Rush open the show on the CA tour with "Dog Years"?

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QUOTE (laughedatbytime @ Sep 3 2012, 05:03 PM)
Yes, but Geddy's bodyguards will make sure he never hears it.

Will Rush open the show on the CA tour with "Dog Years"?

Yes - right after the Dolphins win the Super Bowl.

 

 

Will I ever find the Fountain of Youth and become 30 again?

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QUOTE (snowdogged @ Sep 3 2012, 04:16 PM)
Yes, but they will play it at a frequency in which only dogs can hear.


Do aliens really make crop circles?

Yes. Watch History Channel's: Ancient Aliens. Crop circles are just the tip of the iceberg.

 

 

Am I the only one who listens to comedian Louis Katz?

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QUOTE (Workaholic Man @ Sep 3 2012, 04:11 PM)
QUOTE (laughedatbytime @ Sep 3 2012, 05:03 PM)
Yes, but Geddy's bodyguards will make sure he never hears it.

Will Rush open the show on the CA tour with "Dog Years"?

Yes - right after the Dolphins win the Super Bowl.

 

 

Will I ever find the Fountain of Youth and become 30 again?

Are you saying the boys are immortal?

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QUOTE (snowdogged @ Sep 3 2012, 04:16 PM)
Yes, but they will play it at a frequency in which only dogs can hear.


Do aliens really make crop circles?

Yes. Watch History Channel's: Ancient Aliens. Crop circles are just the tip of the iceberg.

 

 

Am I the only one who listens to comedian Louis Katz?

Not likely, or bookings would dry up pretty quickly. I've never heard of the guy though.

 

If a goose laid 17 eggs, and you kept nine of them, how many goose eggs would you have left?

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QUOTE (Tombstone Mountain @ Sep 5 2012, 09:15 AM)
By coaxing it gently with a whispery voice.

Will Montreal ever host the Olympics again?

Only if they get the Expos back with it.

 

 

 

 

 

Will the expression, "I'm like....." ever be eradicated? http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/confused13.gif

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Tombstone Mountain @ Sep 5 2012, 09:20 AM)
Only when the memory of Frank Zappa is erased from our memory.


Has James t. Kirk reached his marketing peak?

Yes, only because William Shatner wants it that way.

 

 

Will Babycat reach 60,000 posts by the end of this weekend?

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QUOTE (snowdogged @ Sep 22 2012, 03:52 AM)
QUOTE (Tombstone Mountain @ Sep 5 2012, 09:20 AM)
Only when the memory of Frank Zappa is erased from our memory.


Has James t. Kirk reached his marketing peak?

Yes, only because William Shatner wants it that way.

 

 

Will Babycat reach 60,000 posts by the end of this weekend?

Whaddya think I am - Speedy Gonzales? http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

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no, but Mike Trout will win Rookie of the year over the prick from the Gnats

http://www.therushforum.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

 

 

 

Will Sheldon Cooper have coitus with Amy Farrah Fowler this season on The Big Bang Theory?

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No, the Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler on the show The Big Bang Theory will not have coitus; However, the Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Rush Forum will.

 

I had a question to ask but forgot what it was. What was the question I was going to ask?

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QUOTE (snowdogged @ Sep 23 2012, 03:01 AM)
No, the Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler on the show The Big Bang Theory will not have coitus; However, the Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Rush Forum will.

I had a question to ask but forgot what it was. What was the question I was going to ask?

Wish I could help you there. Having said that, I've forgotten what I was going to ask too.

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